first, there's some more shit talk on that lost disciple message board.
Then, Rob tells me he's reading some bio about them( i'll post which one when i find out) and it turns out their old name used to be Stillborn. You're thinkin' "yeah, so what?" OUR name was originally Stillborn!!!
This is getting weird...

Thats really fucked up

The other teratism comes out with there new album...right along with ours!!

Rob did you get my voicemail?
call sully and tell him we can do the show, i talked to nel. ask if he's got any open slots too?

Lost Disciple messageboard? Jesus Christ is that label still around?

:p

i guess so. they still got adds up for Pessemist's new album, "Slaughtering the Faithful." i don't know what's up.

heres that link .....I think its weird that thier old name was our name too.
http://www.tartareandesire.com/bands/teratism.html

And they called their CD "Ex Infernus." Okay Naglfar.

I hate to ressurect this shit but, I got a email from cecile(teratism manager). she wrote me a large email consisting the battle of the name and that we havent put out anything in five years so our time has run out on owning the name legally. She left a number so I called her...She gave me much attitude and was to busy to talk to me cuz she was watching dimmu at ozfest..does anyone have any info on this 5 year bullshit?

never heard of that shit but you outta contact a lawer who handles band contracts and shit to check it out youusually can find their ad in north east preformer and sound check

Ill have to see what she says(if shes not to busy) and have her send me the mumbo jumbo she says she has. This is gay!

so put out a cheesy 4 song ep. it can be done by next week.

Our new stuff is ready..now we dont know if to press it or wait.

well I talked to her..........She wants to come up with an agreement with us and root of all evil on how the two bands will be marketed and that thier lable has trademarked the name teratism.. She said we might not have to change our name..I dont know Im fuckin confused...somebody , anybody...give me some answers please!

last time i checked, you couldn't copyright, or trademark a name...you can copyright or trademark a logo though...

you know the band "Bush"? well in Canada they had to change their name to Bushx because there was already a band...so i know the laws vary depending on the country/state..

but before changing anything i would look further into it
CHECK THIS OUT:
http://inventors.about.com/library/bl/toc/blcopyrightFAQ15.htm

thanx sucubus...but we probrobly gonna change it...We cant delay our cd any further. And I dont think dwyer wants to deal with any problems either. I know pathos is a lable, but root of all evil pays for all the copyrights and trademarks for teratism and they are getting signed to osmose records(century media) and I cant tangle with an even bigger lable. We have no representation and Im handling these calls myself and bull shiting them cuz I dont know this shit. They heard we are signed..but we are not really. We are only getting on pathos with john and thats different than their lable(john?) I think. They said because we where not a functioning band in 2000 that they had the right to take the name from us..but I dont under stand whats functional or not...We where still pushing the human animal release this whole time we were dormant from our break, just not playing. But if she knows that root of all evil has copyrghted them than that should be it right.....? no arguments..we should just have to change it and deal with it.... But shes telling me we might not have to..I dont get it. But once osmose steps in..I doubt they will want another teratism around and blow us out of the water..Than 1500 copys of our new album and any merch...down the fuckin drain!

Just use the name MASS TERATISM.

Dual meaning.

john need to talk to you..will you be around later after 6? can I give you a buzz.

Nope, I will be at The Cock Block tonight though.

how about we just call our selves our title to the cd "SERVICE FOR THE DAMNED" and we will,have another self titled release

is their trademark registered? that little "r" in the circle means it is filed and accepted by the uspto. everyone on this board can use the name teratism and put the "TM" next to it, but the only one that has the registered mark can pursue legal action.

So what does that mean for us.........and can you print out that shit..so I can send it to the bitch if I have to..?

If this chick Cecile is the one that I think it is, she is so full of shit that her eyes are brown.

Just use MASS TERATISM!

they aren't registered, according to the uspto. this means that eitherthey have a pending patent, or have never done anything about theire name. i'll bet it's pending, (just like us!) i'm contacting Osmose. fuck this broad...

All right man..I dont know..If they havent done it yet then Im sure osmose will do it for them.

mass teratism is corny...just like black metal fans.
Talking to that chick was just the dumbest thing i ever had to do. All evil and serious...she was getting mad at me because I wasnt being perfetional.. I asked her out for a beer..haha!

just emailed osmose(stupid french). told 'em her name and company, her claims, and asked them to confirm signing them (the site doesn't mention a word about them),who I am, telling them i just wanted to find out if she was for real or just bullshitting and namedropping to scare me away, before i decide to pursue legal action to protect my property.

Robdeadskin said:

That's some professional spelling!


Ha ha!

here's the sitch(my theory) both bands have pending applications for TM registration. it's basically a coin toss whoever gets it, no one has control, it's just a question of whom ever's app the USPTO files first. Osmose Prod. just very recently expresses interest sin signing them. congrats, hooray, etc. BUT "what about that other Teratism from MA? What if they get the rights before we do? Osmose won't sign us as Teratism if someone else has or gets the rights. Shit whatta we do? Let's contact them. we're on tour, we got a manager. maybe we'll scare em into changing their name, and avoid a whole mess and, possibly, having to change our name."

shut up john haha! I new I spelled wrong but Im rushing around at work!

This is gay...do any other bands go through this often? I dont care about another band with the same name..And the girl I talked to said she and the band doesnt either...but earl of root of all evil has a huge issue because he doesnt understand how two teratisms can market themselves fairly. And is concerned about who will know who is who!

DISGORGE both share the name, Mexigorge and Caligorge.

the thing on that is because they are from different country's...but I am a disgorge fan..and I dont get them mixed up. More shit on the lost disiple site too from teratism..somthin about meeting on the sheeps playground or something.

i can tell you about that stuff tonight.

Robdeadskin said:

Sheeps playground: I heard about this...... its this erotic evil homosexual
sacrifice that the black metal kids do out in the mid-west. It's how they prove how really gay they true'lly are. I wouldent worry , the bottom line is that they want to probe your anus and push your shit in. Shemhemforash, hail anus.

Theres like 5 other anoxia's in the u.s............FUCK 'EM.
Are music represents the name the best.......period.

Ok john, could you proof read my post for speellang earrors.

"Hellspawned from the frozen northland of America, TERATISM evokes a soundtrack of utter damnation upon the souls brave enough to venture into the blackest regions of the abyss."

frozen northland ???????? what??????where , they grow corn out there!

and the ultra brutal sick stage names:
Lord Ornias
Tyrannus Vermis
Diabolus Erysichthon
Azaethron
Flesh Harrower (this ones kinda cool......)
I dont understand black metal..............

people who take black metal this seriously make me laugh

people who take me seriously make me laugh

Trademarks can get complicated. Your probably better off changing the name and not getting involved. I know thats a pain in the ass but so is court.

Fuck that!

This TERATISM (from Mass) had the name first.

i saw a band who used to be called Stillborn and is now called Teratism at the canton vfw when i was 15. whichever one that was, they ruled.

That is the Mass TERATISM.

They do rule.

that was our first show!

Wow ...we really love all the support people have been giving us....The name stays with us...until otherwise proven..fuck it.

you outta call your elves
SOFT CUDDLY BUNNYS
and all where a bunny suits when you play kinda a reverse slipnot thing hahaha


keep the name teratism fuck the other band

we are soft cuddly bunnies jim...wanna pet me?

hahahahahahaha




ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm no

Cecile is a good friend of mine. She and Dominion Entertainment are helping out both of the bands im in. I could ask her whats going on with the name situation if you like.

And just for the record Cecile doesnt like Dimmu Borgir.

There used to be a band called Imperator. They broke up, so another band used that name (knowing that they used to be a band). Then, the original Imperator got back together, asked the new Imperator to change their name, and they had to because of legal stuff.

But the exact opposite thing happened with Incubus. So two seperate cases, two different outcomes. I dont know what to do.

Robdeadskin said:

I can pretty much guarantee you that Cecile doesn't give a shit how many bands named Teratism there are out there. Its either the band or the label thats giving her shit about this and now she has to deal with everyones drama so that everyone stays happy. The perks of being a manager i suppose...

The Mass TERATISM had the name first.

christraper- Thanx , but me and cecile are talking this out and I would rather just keep doing what we are doing....there is nothing more that any one can add..both teratisms know that they exisit and are fully active.

RESPONSE FROM MURDER(GUITARIST FROM THE MINNESOTA TERATISM)
I could give 2 shits how many Teratisms' there are in this worthless shit hole world......We were never called Stillborn most of us were in Theatre of the Macabre before Teratism. I don't give a fuck if you had the name first or yer mom. It is a pathetic fucking issue in my opinion. I have only taken offense at the fact that people have resorted to high school ignorant ranting about us "black metal fags" Have I ever insulted any of you? Not my fucking thing. Opinions are like assholes everyone has one and they generally stink.....We are not pursuing any legal action...and in fact we are incorporating the name which you can infact do.....And if all goes well we still won't seek any legal action....As far as Cecile is concerned she is just doing her job....Call her a bitch or whatever you want to....She will still nag the shit out of you to resolve this b.s. I know our singer has e-mailed you with no response from anyone in yer band. However you found enough time to run yer mouths on these little chat boards....It seems no one wants to confront this issue with us So how do we procede? I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHO HAD THE GODDAMN NAME FIRST OR THE BULLSHIT TERMS "REAL' OR "TRUE" THEY MEAN NOTHING!!!! We are signed we have a tour coming up and are now recording our third full-length and it has nothing to do with you nor the death metal scene.....other than we share the same name...as far as us giving you shirts for "free promotion" get of yer lazy asses and promote yer own shit since you don't like black metal or the fags that play it. Why would you want to exploit that other than the fact that you in turn might actually be a fag...guilt by association...All I would like to see happen is you do yer shit we do ours and we stay the fuck out of each other's way and every faggot can be happy.....If you want a war of insults go back to fucking highschool....If you want a real war than write me and I'll send you my adress or send me yours and I will oblige you by showing up whereever and we can stand face to face and be fucking done with it once and for all......I would have no problem recording albums from prison with yer blood on my hands....but since that isn't a reality yet...let's pretend to play nice untill we get sick of it and then go from there.......END OF LINE.

Christraper said:

I really really doubt it's Cecile from NJ...

dread_104 said:

Didn't that come out in 2002? Haha...

Alex, it is THAT Cecile.

hey guitarist from teratism(murder) Ihave gotten plenty of emails and shit talking from people on your end...Its how all of this fuckin started,if you want to threaten that you will go to prison by beating some one to death...fine...its not like that would go down as easy as you think..as far as the name..whatever. Cecil contacted us about it, making it a big deal for us, and I talked to your manager , and that was a pointless effort, and a waste of time, And I never got any email from your singer..so fuck it...we got asked to come out to minnasota..i would like to play on your turf and discuss this face to face, no problem. I am not afraid of confrontation..just keepin mind we are always trashed and having any conversation with us would probrobly be a waste of your time.. But the shit spilled out of the mouths are the mouths you have fed..Just remember that. We dont give a fuck about this issue any longer so fuckin drop it. we just want to tear it up..and we do it well. END OF LINE

ahhh landlocked inbreds. gotta love em. glad my band name is ridiculous enough that no one will steal it

just tell the Viking-tisms "hey, you cant rent here anymore!"

that ALWAYS gets 'em

Fucking junior high soap opera.

This is bullshit. People need to stop talking shit unless they plan on backing it up. Murder's fucking nuts dude. He really will fly over here just to kick someone ass. Kinda funny but its true.

Ok so apparently weve determined that neither band cares if they have the same name so lets drop it already!!!!!!!!!!!

And yes Bestial it is Cecile from NJ

It would be pretty funny if he flew over here and Nelson tore him in half.

The guys in Teratism (BM) are all gigantic! They will destroy!!!!

So what?

i dunno.......but they will!!!!!!

I hope they do fly over, i think itd be hilarious! Id totally video tape that shit!

If they want to come down that'll be cool I'll even pitch in and book them a show in Boston

*calls up RamRod for booking information*

I will fight with teratism (DM)

Joe/NotCommon said:

no none of that. let em fight it out themselves. because technically im obligated to fight for both sides. Im friends with BM Teratism but im also friends with everyone who knows DM Teratism. So that would suck.

Yeah, let them come over so we can celebrate a good fight bathing. in blood...and I mean BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
\m/

you can always ref based on that i guess..

I laugh in the face of some guy that threatens to kick someones ass, and goto prison with 'blood on his hands' then turns around and puts on a bunch of faggy makeup...pretty funny stuff.
and if he did fly here...dont you think he would be a touch outnumbered?

in the words of my buddy 'prowler', (talkin to some mass kids, threatening to get his 'boyz')
"BRING A ROCKET LAUNCHER CUZ YER GONNA FUCKING NEED IT!"

I will just unleash the power of my penis.

have you named it yet?

Gary or Bruce, I cannot decide.

I like Bruce

Bruce will conquer any teratism.

wow dude

what exactly constitutes as "talking shit?" I was under the impression it was when people run their mouths about fighting and throwing insults for no reason. People talk on message boards, it's a fact of life. I don't recall posting anything insulting. I merely mentioned a weird coincidence(which apparently isn't true. thanx for clearing that up! god knows life has been at a standstill since that one was brought out...) and then people talked from there. oh fucking well. I guess i'm supposed to control what people post. D'ja hear that aaron, from now on, all posts have to be approved by me. and in regards to this "bloody hands" biz, i'm gonna let y'all in on something. All that spooky language shit, it don't work on the east coast. maybe it does in the stix, but not here. we live in the real world, are real people, take ourselves seriously, etc. in this part of the country, living out your fantasy persona is considered gay. sorry, just a fact.

I have deadly fins filled with poison on either side of my scrotum. When I am threatened... it swells..... when it swells.... many die.

I must obey...

To think this all would have been missed out upon if you just took the suggestion to add the "E" to the original name

To think this all would have been missed out upon if you just took the suggestion to add the "E" to the original name

dread_104 said:


owned!

1 minute in photoshop, a life time in ra's repitoire.

dumbass.....My singer wrote you an e-mail saying that disregard what you hear or read on the internet because we have never posted untill now nor have we wrote you any e-mails slandering you. He wrote to say that if you have anything to yell about you can scream in our face and not on these fucking boards. Now should we include the Japanese Tertaism in this or how about the fucks who created the Teratism video game or thoe gay swedish DJ who called his latest album Teratism in all of this? The point still being who the fuck cares. I don't give a fuck about you or your friends. Outnumbered..don't care 'cause I will take more than one of you with me. Wasted? Good....You'll need it.....My head may be bloody motherfucker but will surely be unbowed to you yer friends yer friends mom whoever...And I may wear faggot makeup but I will still shove my fucking sword right through yer normal poser looking chest and stain your little baseball hats with your own putrid blood.....It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds....END OF LINE.

Hahaha. that's funny, guy.

i heard that picture of eric is going to be the gay teratisms new logo because they have never seen so many dicks on one guy before.

hahaha Id like to see you come at me with a sword...fag.
You would need new pants that accomodated a sword in the ass.

No.Easton,Ma. Thrah/Death metal--Murder Steinbag--Tapes and stuff available---FREE!--- E-Mail murdersteinbag@yahoo.com for info!

Wow, how retarded. There's gonna be a swordfight. Don't these guys know that out here on the coast everyone stopped using swords back when they invented the gun? We got cars too, and hookers!

As far as the legality of the whole mess, you need what is called a "Federal Trademark". The "Federal" part is important. Firstly, it costs more money. Secondly, if you don't have the federal trademark (pretty much a registered trademark to use the name Teratism in representation of your business nationally) but have a local trademark, then you will not be able to play shows, sell merch, or distribute cd's under the name Teratism in any state where they have already sold thiers.

The whole thing can be slightly confusing, but doing a few google searches on "Federal Trademark" should find you all sorts of great info.

As for this Murderer guy, chill the fuck out. Threatening to murder someone on the interweb because they don't like your music is sad as hell.

Has nothing to with the music at all......I find it funny that everyone thinks we live in the stix.....Minneapolis may not be NJ but we have over 400,000 people who live in this city and another 300,000 in St.Paul....As far as the "real world" I live in it you fuck.....I am not living a fantasy persona...I am living my life and playing my music just like you fuckers are. Anyone can shoot a gun...I have several. However it makes it far more personal fighting someone with a blade...You have to get close enough to fuckin' stab 'em........I also find it funny that you hate the "gay" make-up yet you would wear it just to mock someone...So if you have no fear wearing gay make-up that in turn must mean you also have latent homosexual desires brewing in your closet......As far as anyone penetrating my orfices sorry but if I won't let my wife do it I certainly wouldn't alow you to....However I may let her have her way with you........In fact I bet she might 'cause you more pain than I could and it would be easier than I think....Whether yer 100 pounds or 400 you still only have 6 pints of blood in you...I sharp stabbing weapon to the inner thigh will sever your largest arterie causing death in seconds....5 pounds to rip an ear from the face...5 to crush yer testicles..16 to break your neck...Less than 5 to shove your nose bones into your skull....Around 8 to dislocate your knees...Around 4 to dislocate your elbow and all of that regardless of muscle mass or height or weight....END OF LINE.

Will the stupidity ever cease?!

Did you just give them permission to sleep with your wife?

Why not fight with a fist?

not everyone on this tread is in teratism big guy!!! and the make up was just drunk fun...and if you keep with the death threats you might get that contract from prison faster than you wish....

The ma. Teratism is plainly a better band than the idiots in Minneapolis. Those guys should come out here if they're so upset and play a show together back to back and let the people decide. there's no need for death threats and all that shit. If those Make-up wearing cock holsters were so crazy, they'd probably be in prison already. Shut your traps, minneapolis and let your unoriginal ,shitty music speak for itself.......Oh yeah, they never will come out here,though Because they would probably end up in a dumpster somewhere in Brockton.oops!!!!

murder said:

I never said you live in the stix. Our bassist is from Minneapolis, he laughed at me all winter whenever I bitched about it being cold here. (I guess it gets a lot colder there). I also have 3 kitana hanging in my living room, all well oiled and very sharp. I agree it would make for a more personal fight, but I wouldn't even try since I'd probably get shot before I even finished pulling it out. Unfortunately, I'm not a samurai, I can't kill someone by simply drawing a sword.

Again, this shit is out of hand. You're threatening to kill people who listen to death metal for making fun of black metal. On a messageboard. I understand you aren't trying to play some charachter, but aren't you going a little far with this? Try having a sense of humor, it makes life a lot easier.

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he needs to stop playin dungons ans dragons...earl..also include whoremastery in this murderstienbag release you dick...split cd out soon!!!

If you check around you'll see that i did include Whoremastery. jeez, search the name m.s.b. and you'll see. don't hurt me.

oh yeah for free demos of Murder Steinbag and Whoremastery, E-Mail murdersteinbag@yahoo.com FREE!!!!!!!!

o.k. we're all getting out of hand, if not stupid about this. let's all just shake hands, walk away privateley thinking that we're better, smarter, tougher, etc. than everyone else. then we can settle this like true men. Pats vs. Vikings

oh yeah, on that note i'm leaving this moronic thread for good. why the hell did i even read it or respond in the first place? I think I'm actually stupider than i was a week ago, just from reading this

Im smarter.......!!! now that i got retarded tips on how to stab people.

Let's just kill teratism from minn. and end this already. they know they suck and they will never show their pretty painted faces around here anyway,and their wives are whores.

THAT'S RIGHT......WHORES!!!!!!!!!!

dungons and dragons..its just no good...!!! role playing leads to disillution.

What's wrong w/ D and D? I myself am a 12th level wizard and 4th level clreric...in real life ....I rule ..Oh Yeah 7th level necromancer too with a plus 10 saving throw ouch!!!!

shit...well i just lost all my armor and have been eating my own waste in a cave so fuck...role the die!!

don't play d&d never cared for it....Black Metal is far more orginal than Death Metal...We've played 2 shows in New York and both times we stormed...We suck sooo bad that we're touring with Kult of Azazel on the west coast for 2 weeks and we have our 3rd full length coming out in the begining of '05 Not to brag or anything but our current album is doing quite well infact....Aside from that We're going back to Canada for a second time having stormed the shit out of The Unresrained fest the first time and oh.yeah we'll be in Mexico in November......So while you fucks may think we suck it's apparent that there seems to be more people who like us...As far as me being afraid of any of you I am not...Nor I am afraid to confront any of you....Nor do I respect most of you..So far I would say I have a little respect for the band members simply because they play as far as them as people I could care less and I am sure you all feel they same about me....So after all that...I hope you got your moneys worth on those Katanas considering that most "real" katanas have a hamon temper line that is created from the tempering process also the blades are folded around 200 times not to mention the grip shoul be covered in Ray skin......Needless to say they cost in the 1000's...Also I lied Minneapolis has 3,395,000 people roughly..and St.Paul slightly more.....Fuck it I'm done.....END OF LINE.

murder said:


You're quite right, an authentic sword by a japanese swordmaker is incredibly expensive. While I'd love to spend $8000 on a sword like my friend did (and it was worth every penny) I'd rather invest the big bucks into my musical gear and mortgage. I only have commercially manufactured swords at the moment, 440 stainless that came outta a catalog. At least 2 of them are full tang, but the other is ornamental crap. I just wanted something that looked good and could be used to cut up an unwanted intruder if necessary. Guns for home defense leave too much question of liability.

You sound like you know a good deal on the subject, and swordmaking (and japanese feudal history in general) have always fascinated me. Sometime when you're done acting like a total wank, you should come back and discuss it further.

I am an avid collector of medieval weapons and armor.....My most prized sword is a Katana that was given to me by my Grandfather upon my graduation from highschool...He was in world war 2 and recieved it from a Japanese officer...It currently resides in my father's lock box for safe keeping. I am through talking and acting like a "wank" as you put it..One final word however before I depart..I was not offering my wife to anyone sexualy I should have elaborated that her skills in defending herself are equal to my own and that she is proficient in ball crushing...So if you would like to discuss weapons and the like I would suggest several books in my collection ranging from war tactics, weapons throughout history, and various medieval self-defense books covering the use ofvarious types of weapons from pole-arms. halberds,etc... Also I know how to make chain mail and stuff....The best chain-mail you should use is a 6-in1 pattern using 12 gauge electric fence wire...Very sturdy and damn near impenetrable...Have tried several swords on it and it has held up well with almost no maintenence...END OF LINE.

ATTN MURDER..........

hhaha

Murder, you live for this shit. I'm glad you're gettin your kicks. We had fun too, when we mocked you bitches. Makeup isn't our thing, but we proved that we can pull it off better than you. Drink some milk - you need to get bigger so peoplez is scared of you. I just wanna help you out cause you're bad at this threat thing. I'm a pro. I scare people when I lift my arm to cough. Anyways, you know if we go to Minnesota, we'll just take your crowd. It's just gonna happen. Put down the sword, put down the makeup, and just drop the guitar. Your all done.

Nel is a fag.

Nel drinks da man milk. Nel like da peoplez in Minnasoda. Nel be representin da homies. Nel big tuff guy. Nel tryin da read and write. See Nel on stage. See Nel flecks for da bitches. See Nel be tuff guy. See Nel keepin it reel. See Nel spreadin da cheeks. See Nel likin da man juice. See Nel rockin with Dokken. See Nel rock-out with da cock out. Nel reel cool. Nel tuff guy.

Nel wear da make-up. Nel reel cool. See Nel get promotionz. Nel reel cool. Nel reel tuff guy. Nel reel cool. Nel reel scary. Nel scary like monkey. Monkey reel cool. Nel reel tuff guy.

nel's gonna tear your head off with his pinky toe

black metal is more original....are you serious..how many more bands with spikes,bulletbelts,paint, and upsidedown cross logos do there need to be to make black metal unoriginal...what a joke

holy cow is this murder guy for real? he sounds like a medievil fair going cock donkey. i like how he ends every sentence with the same thing. this guy is a complete loser i'd like to see him at the Razer so i can jump my dirt bike into his girly make up face. then i'd peel out on his fat belly and laff as I ride away over huuge jumps and yell"Aweez0me!"

Nell-----Your attempt to intimidate failed...You sound more like a lame pro wrestler...I talked to Cecile this morning and she said"If they plan on playing Minnesota find out from them the date and I will fly out there so we all can settle this face to face. If they do not have any dates set tell them that I will book you a show in Rhode Island in November and we can settle it there. Have them bring John from Pantheos as well and we will settle this with everyone present." She also asked to to stop posting untill you get back to us onyer supposed Minnesota date. Now the ball is in your court all you have to do is follow through. I f you have no dates set then we will just see you in Rhode Island. As far as anything else...You looked more pathetic in make-up than any band I have ever seen...Especialy since yer drummer couldn't even join ya....You looked great playing in front of 20 people sitting on their ass....So until we see ya....Go fuck yerself beefcake...

you guys wear make up like my mom ha ha ha ha. do you also make the same noises in the bedroom that my mom does when my dad is in there with her? ha ha ha 9 out of 10 men like other men that wear make up.

im not into death metal but very much into black

but this is rediculous....

fake dynamite is not black metal!!!

Pro wrestler??? Did you call me "beefcake"??? Murder, you really have to stop checkin my photos out. Those are for the ladies, bro. This has got to stop. If you haven't noticed, all I have done is given you some helpful advice - put away the toys, be a man, girls are good, etc. Hey, here's a thought...you guys should do Kabuki Theatre!!! Don't thank me, this is what I'm here for.

I've never heard either band. THEATRE OF THE MACABRE was fucking shit though ha... And if the MN TERATISM is anything like that pre-band, I sincerely hope Osmose is not actually signing them.

That said, making fun of Black Metal (and even corpsepaint, though it has gotten bad of late) is for those weak in the pants.

at least the both teratisms are heavy bands

there is a band from new mexico called maggot feast who formed about 3 years after we recorded our first demo.....but these fuckers play the most generic sounding hardcore ever.....so generic, they make every band on victory seem amazing

we got a mention to go to mn...but we dont have a date set...but we have some in R.I. so i guess we will see you there with our room full of 20 people..but when you go on there will be none.

my drummers make up sweated right the fuck off. dick......because he's nasty.

teratismMN is better than theatre of the macabre (imho).

I propose that both teratisms look at what they can get out of this little "battle" and stop making idle threats towards each other.

call me a hippie or whatever, but why don't each side just STFU about the other and use this to their advantage. teratismMA plays a show out there, teratismMN plays a show out here with the oposite teratism playing with them. flyer it as a "battle of the Teratism!" but in the end just go there and play, get others to hear your music and have a good time.

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Regardless of how ridiculus I may act or you the point still stands...That if you have no date set then we will go ahead and confirm a date in R.I. and again bring John from pantheos like Cecile asked and we will settle this. As far as anything else I have to say I will save it.

are you gonna bring your ninja sword?

WTF is Pantheos?

ha ha ha

Joe/UnNatural should go to, just in case

I wish I had more time to read this threat, there's some pretty funny shit in there, not to mention "head up their asses" attitude.

"Anyone can shoot a gun...I have several. However it makes it far more personal fighting someone with a blade..."
I like sword fights, knife fights, any fights better than any fucking shooting. Guns are for pussies.

The only problem is that you might have to drive to come to MA cause you aint getting in the plane with a sword, you cant even pass the fucking security check with a bullet belt (untipped).

I plan on throwing a merch table on TeratismMN NJ TERROR CROWD STY-LEEE

so, if its more personal to get up close and stab someone, would it be the same if someone put a gun to a persons head and shot them?
Theyre close enough to stab....what about that?
or what about mace?
bottom line is, you would probably get fucked up if you brought a sword to the east coast. END OF LINE ha

I am asuming that you have no plans set to come to Mn. I will call Cecile tomorrow and have her set a date and then get back to you with all the info.....Have no plans on bringing swords or guns...Just us and gear...That's all we'll need. I have said all I needed to and I will stand behind what I say and what I believe and I will always defend myself because I have the courage to do so regardless if people like what I say or not, Whether they like me or not, or whether they like my music or not...They same as any of you.....So as I iterated before I will get back to you with the date of the show and then we can say all we want to one another in person.........END OF FUCKING LINE.

enough of this "END OF LINE" shit, its fucking stupid. its almost as stupid as this thread about you fighting, about fighting.

I just hope that if he comes here that he doesn't wear his face paint. I'd have to pick my dick up off the floor from laughing it right the fuck off.

fuck, that's a good one!

this thread is still gay.

I will join the MA teratism this one day, just to fight with them. After that they will kick me out of their band.

Boston Metal: where friends don't let friends fight alone

MWAR HAR HAR

I have an idea that the MN teratism would definately go for. Why not, instead of fighting, just challenge the MA teratism to a game of Dungeon and Dragons?

In the words of Adolf Hitler "Can't we all just get along?"

Joe/NotCommon said:

Be sure to bring along the XAbinXgtonX crew lest you find yourselves in a non 25 on 1 situation. Then we can hang out at Anna's Taqueria and eat half a veggie burrito so we can still wear our girl pants.