Phantom Vagina, the all girl Phantom Limb cover band.

as long as the is room for Klosed Kasket Krew on the distro

gorgeous looking band!!! you have a knack for signing aesthetically pleasing bands. good work!

o m g

so joe im's me and tells me to look at his new signing

harhar i thought he was serious

steph..are you going to do vocals?

steph is the drummer, you are the singer/guitarist Carina.
Jess plays bass and back up vox

i guess so.

we should start rehearsing

off topic

but carina i had a dream sunday night that i was wearing a t-shirt that said "Sorry Boys I Don't Suck Cock, I'm Vegan"

I heard they all sleep in the same bed when they are on tour.
if you know what I mean...

you guys need two other phantom vagina's for your first release "daisy chain"

hi dirtee crayon.

would you like a veggie dog?
or some broccoli cock perhaps?

why am i the drummer? why are you pushing me too the back?!?!?!

grrr...

hey joe i can sit at the front of the bus now!!!

vagina's of unholy capacity is their first cd

Josh_hates_you said:

mmm green cock! i wouldn't be sucking on it. i'd be chomping on it... i love broccoli. yum yum!

coincidentally broccoli cock is a term used to describe a black mans wang............it has to do with the afro pube

yuck!

no comment!!!

how do you know so much about the afro pube???

man, you gals in PV are going to get some much brocoli cock comin' after you...
carina, I'm buying you some mace. nothing ruins in the mood of an amorous fan like being maced.

what about me?!?!?

lol..i think bcz i'm his girlfriend he don't want anyone coming near me
but we can all get some i'm sure heh

I figured that you'd want to get all the guys...
I mean, someone in the group has to end up like britney.
and since you are the youngest, you get the job.

just a warning, you have to be preggo and married to someone from a crappy dance movie by next year. it's in your contract.

i thought she eats pussy?

consider me confused

;)

they call me jojo dancer

he got me that so guys would stay away from me

but who knows...maybe he wants me to turn gay so i'd leave him and move away

or he might be thinking something is going to happen between the PHANTOM VAGINAS!!!

tsk tsk

we sound more like superheroes than a cover band. more along the lines of the power puff girls...

only not as hot

Fuck! That's the worst picture of myself I've ever seen!!

oh pppfttt
this site is full of horrible photos of me

Carina, tu es belle. Je n'ai vu jamais une photo mal de toi.

Vas-tu le concert au 5 juillet?

yes, she is most definetly coming to the misery index show.

je t'adore
X0X
et Oui! Je vais aller! Veux-tu me rencontrer a quelque part proche? On peut aller manger avant.

Mais oui! E-mail ou telephone a moi ce weekend

ajourd'oui e lude
even though its not.
Sivouplay with myself.
:p

that shirt was the best part of the night carina

Hey Joe,

when are you going to start booking shows for PV?

when carina gets a drum set

phantom vagina kiss each other after each show

hmmm...

so who is going to be the following:
madonna
brittany
christina

?

none of you can be madonna, she is much too old.

BLACK VAGINA RISING

hahahaha

assuck said:

i don't get it?!?!?!?!

The one in the middle looks like that ugly bitch from the movie "Monster".

>>

Uuuuggghhhh! said:

haha, if you just called Carina ugly you should go check out this bar called Jacques where you can meet other dudes, fag.

Uuuuggghhhh! said:

good thing you posted as an anonymous bitch, cause you would have a lot of enemies right about now.

It was probably made by the fat chick who tried out for rhythm guitar for phantom vagina, but didn't make it because they all had to be hot.

Someone hook that fat chick up with a black guy in Germantown (part of quincy)

once again, anonymous person's have no say.
if you need more proof of this:
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=7677

WTF?!?!?!

How about getting some balls and getting an account and posting that bullshit again.

asshole!

too much hate on this thread now. ladies forget about this asshole and remember........Josh has enough broccoli cock to go around

i said black vagina rising because phantom limb has a song called black iris rising

assuck said:

I'm aware. I was attempting to give you a hard time but alas my plot failed miserably.

Josh_hates_you said:

Sorry but all the members of PV are severly allegeric to broccoli cock!

it could be substituted for pork, the other white meat

I think I am in that picture, right between dirteecrayon and succubus in the background. I can't tell, it's too dark on my screen.

Joe/NotCommon said:

oh so now i'm fat too asshole?

way to be a coward and make anonymous posts..do you even know me? have you ever met me? tell me that to my face

why don't you post a photo of yourself ? or not hide behind a post

i never liked that photo of me for the record, but i'm not fat...i have big boobs and so it makes me look bigger

anyhow, until you register or tell me what you think to my face...
fuck you

this is my boyfriend's site and he is telling me who the fuck cares what some anonymous shithead posts, but, asshole, thanks for making me feel like shit

hope it made your dick hard

or your pussy wet

that anonymous poster needs to shut the hell up. im sorry you couldnt get into PV.

You like that don't you? Moooo

and this is what i come back to on this board?

takes a big man, who was prob rejected by carina, or some cunt who is jealous to make a post on a message board.... ohhhhhhhhh

you want to discuss it? good you can come up to me.... cuz everyone knows there is only one fat ugly chick on this board and thats me.... and if you wanna fuck with my friends..... then you wont see a bitch... you will see me.... teaching you some fucking manners.

hahahahaha ok we saw the IP
and i know who it is

jealousy it is
~i'm sorry you are so pathetic and need to hide anonymously
hahahahaha

Good for you and your boyfriend's PC, I'm glad.

*yawn*
I tire of this thread.

though all of you nice and registered people have said such nice things. too bad, there's a little kid on his parents computer hooked up to saco river dsl who is just happy to rile people up.

Curses! Foiled again. I guess posting anonymously isn't so anonymous, Is it? Why bother to register then, you already know who I am. So when should I expect you showing up at my house?

no, just stop being retarded if you don't want people to over-react.
and people, STOP CARING ABOUT ANONYMOUS POSTERS!

Uuuuggghhhh! said:

i think you are seeing the reflection in your monitor cause carina is hottttttttttttt and a great person on top of that







rev is one lucky to be her B/f

subjugate said:

rev is a lucky yoda?????????????

sure why not yoda kicks ass

you are gay. phantom vagina owns you. fuck off and die.

aww, carina. don't listen to them. you are beautiful, just like everyone said, and they're the ones that matter not fucking gay jealous people. *hug*

ps- nice shirt ;]

Anonymous posters. ha! I already know who they all are. fags.

The anonymous posters are all Terence's demonic offspring, which will grow to despire and murder Terence and then the world.