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returntothepit >> discuss >> I have decided upon a way to resolve RTTP fights... by Hoser on Aug 25,2009 4:37pm
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toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 25,2009 4:37pm
Chess.

That's right, online chess. The loser is a punk, and the winner is the truth. That way we will not have to drive 60 miles to beat the shit out of some loser that isn't nearly as smart as you.

Do it.

Someone find a good online chess game.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Aug 25,2009 4:40pm
I'm guessing Yahoo has a good chess game on their site.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Aug 25,2009 4:43pm edited Aug 25,2009 4:44pm
I'm guessing whoever can successfully google an online chess game first has a leg up for being more resourceful.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 25,2009 4:44pm
Scrabble.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 25,2009 4:44pm
This is not what I expected, haha.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Aug 25,2009 4:45pm
I like it. Real men play chess.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 25,2009 4:46pm
Fuck chess, bring on checkers.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Aug 25,2009 4:47pm
Checkers?!? What is this, 5th grade?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 25,2009 4:50pm
HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS TOURNAMENT OR YOU'RE A PUSSY



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 25,2009 4:51pm
first person to successfully remove the funny bone in operation without touching the sides is the king of the internet



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Aug 25,2009 4:53pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Fuck chess, bring on checkers.


From what I understand China is taking over that market as well.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Aug 25,2009 4:53pm
Also, my computer beat my ass in chess last night. Man is obsolete.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 25,2009 4:54pm
Dammit, what's next?! Chinese Connect Four?



toggletoggle post by timma at Aug 25,2009 4:56pm
Trust me Richards, you want to part of Chinese Connect Four. Tears will ensue.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 25,2009 4:58pm
DAMN YOU CHANG!



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 25,2009 4:59pm
Cmon...find one. Somebody...anybody!



toggletoggle post by Aril mobile at Aug 25,2009 5:02pm
Yahoo..



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Aug 25,2009 5:04pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Dammit, what's next?! Chinese Connect Four?


It's more like Collect Four Trillion.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 25,2009 5:08pm



toggletoggle post by gslizzle at Aug 25,2009 5:09pm
only thumb wars is real



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 25,2009 5:11pm
get a username and let me know if you'd like to play.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 25,2009 5:11pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Dammit, what's next?! Chinese Connect Four?


It's more like Collect Four Trillion.


And the loser's first born female child is executed.



toggletoggle post by TRUCK_BALLS at Aug 25,2009 5:39pm
THIS IS ME AND MY FRIEND FROM RTTP DONT BE FAGGOTS HAHA LOL






toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Aug 25,2009 6:49pm
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
Scrabble.


Hey Dwyer, do you do Scrabble on facebook? If so, I challenge you!



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 25,2009 8:27pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
I'm guessing whoever can successfully google an online chess game first has a leg up for being more resourceful.





toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 25,2009 8:57pm
boblovesmusic said[orig][quote]
Scrabble on facebook? If so, I challenge you!


My first word is VINYLS in our Metal Scrabble!





toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Aug 25,2009 9:37pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Dammit, what's next?! Chinese Connect Four?


It's more like Collect Four Trillion.


And the loser's first born female child is executed.


Hey hey!



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Aug 25,2009 9:38pm
I miss battle chess.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 25,2009 10:04pm
hoser's best thread?



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 25,2009 10:45pm
Easy Rev...I'm not done ranting.

Seriously...we should have an RTTP online chess-off.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 25,2009 10:46pm
I was being serious,



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Aug 26,2009 12:35am
starcraft>chess



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Aug 26,2009 11:52am
I challenge any one of you to a game of chess. Timed moves of course.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 26,2009 12:07pm
I don't see what's wrong with our current system of challenging eachother to boxing matches that will never materialize.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 26,2009 12:14pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
hoser's best thread?


Or besterest thread?

SRSLY, Hoser, this is an amazing idea.

CHECKMATE IN 4 MOVES OR YOU'RE A PUSSY



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Aug 26,2009 1:04pm
YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Aug 26,2009 1:38pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]

CHECKMATE IN 4 MOVES OR YOU'RE A PUSSY

Come on, i learned that in 4th grade.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 26,2009 1:59pm
sxealex said[orig][quote]
starcraft>chess


true; however it would make more sense if it were a turn-based strategy game rather than a real-time strategy game.
Jim Raynor would agree



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 26,2009 2:00pm
Pfft - let's not beat around the bush. I'll donate my services as the official DM of RTTP and we can have character fights to settle disputes. 20 SIDERS AT 20 PACES, BITCH.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Aug 26,2009 2:13pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
Pfft - let's not beat around the bush. I'll donate my services as the official DM of RTTP and we can have character fights to settle disputes. 20 SIDERS AT 20 PACES, BITCH.


Not a bad idea... although it would just be a reenactment of the night we were at my house a couple months ago.. I'm sure no one else indulges in such dark desires.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 26,2009 2:22pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
I don't see what's wrong with our current system of challenging eachother to boxing matches that will never materialize.


haha why fix what aint never worked in the first place



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 26,2009 2:26pm
I am on that chess page that I posted above. If anyone wants to get in. My name on the site is jakedewire.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 26,2009 2:29pm
I haven't played chess in years, but used to be decent at it. I'm down.
I'm also down for boxing, but I haven't really done that in years either.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Aug 26,2009 2:51pm
Hoser said[orig][quote]
Chess.

That's right, online chess. The loser is a punk, and the winner is the truth. That way we will not have to drive 60 miles to beat the shit out of some loser that isn't nearly as smart as you.

Do it.

Someone find a good online chess game.


I think this is a great, progressive solution.

(Waiting for Hoser to kill me for using the word "progressive")

Glad I drank two pots of coffee this morning, since I'm busy pissing all over Ted Kennedy's brain-dead grave. haha



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 26,2009 5:47pm
Progressive is great, as long as it's used in musical context. Just not Dream Theatre, because they are gay.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Aug 26,2009 7:39pm
Chutes and ladders ftw.



toggletoggle post by TRUCK_BALLS at Aug 26,2009 7:42pm





toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 27,2009 7:39am
MOUSE TRAP



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