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New site? Maybe some day. 
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So far TMZ is the only one calling death... |
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Farrah Fawcett is PISSED right now. |
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Noooooooooooo. It can't be! |
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Who the hell is Farrah Fawcett, we're talking about Thriller in here. |
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HIL-FUCKING-LARIOUS!
Am I sick? |
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Yeah just read it on tmz
cnn still stays he was just rushed to the hospital. |
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Yep when it rain it poors... Ahh i still don't give a shit |
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I've always felt bad for the guy. |
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yeah, i feel bad for pedophiles all the time. |
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He wasnt even a person... Child fucker was the perfect definition of a Alien |
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Just as Yoko Ono's sideways harmonica pussy ruined The Beatles, Macaulay Culkin's pre-pubescent dongler ruined Michael Jackson.
Off the Wall, Thriller and Bad are all excellent albums. |
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FACT: Thriller is the best metal video of all time. |
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I don't feel bad post-childfucker Jackson, but that dude never had a chance at being even remotely normal and that's not his fault.
Can't say I give a shit that he's dead though. |
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| FACT: Thriller is the best metal video of all time. |
Backed. |
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the general consensus seems to be that he's not dead but in a coma |
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| I don't feel bad post-childfucker Jackson, but that dude never had a chance at being even remotely normal and that's not his fault. |
Agreed, NY Times says he's only in hospital unconscious. Who is reporting he's dead?
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finally some good news today. |
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| I don't feel bad post-childfucker Jackson, but that dude never had a chance at being even remotely normal and that's not his fault. |
Agreed, NY Times says he's only in hospital unconscious. Who is reporting he's dead?
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TMZ first (you know, the fake news), the Reuters confirmed it about 20 minutes later but yeah now they're saying coma elsewhere.
Dude is dead, they're probably trying to keep a crowd from forming outside the hospital. |
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You know this death will prolly be the most covered death in our life time...
Fuck princess Diana, this will prolly top it with all the fucken pro child fuckers
out there |
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google "him dead" and you'll see. Lot's o peeps saying they couldn't revive him. |
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I hope he gets partially revived- he'd make an excellent zombie, complete with dance moves. They could redo the thriller video |
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i couldnt even load reuters.com |
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MSNBC says LA Times says dead. Then scrolls "in coma" afterward. wtf. |
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Fucken fox news is now like in crazy mode |
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| I hope he gets partially revived- he'd make an excellent zombie, complete with dance moves. They could redo the thriller video |
lol
...there's a crowd forming already. Shit's gonna be crazy. |
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FACT: Michael Jackson already died in the late 80's. He was replaced by Alien Michael Jackson...from space. |
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Hey like i said you think Princess Diana was fucken big
Wait for this shit |
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| Fucken fox news is now like in crazy mode |
Countdown to Anne Coulter flapping her fucking mouth... |
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NBC News just confirmed he's dead. |
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piece of shit pedophile faggot. |
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Now he doesn't need makeup to be in a Thriller video. |
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hahah news is showing footage of all his insane moments over the last 10 years. |
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the guy just knew it was time to beat it |
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Prince "Blanket" Michael Jackson II |
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EVERY status update in my FB feed is about this. |
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katt williams is fuckin great |
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We should have only heard about this on animal planet!! |
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| the guy just knew it was time to beat it |
ZING! |
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Every message board, every Facebook status and every news station is about this. This is crazy. I'm actually quite shocked.
RIP Jacko. |
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Gerald Ford dead today... |
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Ed McMahon
Farrah Fawcett
Michael Jackson
Who's next?
Come on, Bush!! |
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Haha!
Mike dying sucks though. He WAS cool. Strange but good performer. |
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Haha!
Mike dying sucks though. He WAS cool. Strange but good performer. |
You didn't buy any chance know him when you were younger did you, because its "ok" |
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*awaits real life version of Thriller* |
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there goes my chance to get diddled. |
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Michael Jackson dies........thank god Bova still lives |
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LA coroner just confirmed that he is indeed dead. |
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his heart exploded when he heard bova's shredding |
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ha, ctborderpatrol beat me to the bova joke in the other thread. |
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Fuck him, he was a skinna! |
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he was a genius even though in his later years he was just wacked...
rip |
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Too bad he didn't die in jail. They would have Dahmered his ass. |
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Ed McMahon
Farrah Fawcett
Michael Jackson
Who's next?
Come on, Bush!! |
Yeah, right? When the fuck is he gonna shove off? |
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| Farrah Fawcett is PISSED right now. |
If you look at CNN right now, it's pretty funny.
seriously though, mj's thriller video was the first music video I ever saw. it was in a bar in a chinese place in derry, nh. I'm going to find thriller and listen to this fag today. |
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Ed McMahon
Farrah Fawcett
Michael Jackson
Who's next?
Come on, Bush!! |
No! We don't want him to die suddenly cus then people will be like "oh he was a great leader blah blah blah." Let him live to an old old age and be forgotten! |
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just like regan? oh wait. |
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wait, yeah, you're right. Yeah, have him shove off now and get it over with... haha |
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This isn't going to fuck up NEDF, right? |
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Ed McMahon
Farrah Fawcett
Michael Jackson
Who's next?
Come on, Bush!! |
Yeah, right? When the fuck is he gonna shove off? |
Next: Walter Cronkite ... I'm thinking today or tomorrow.
After him...Patrick Swayze. |
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Bill Cosby. Dude's getting up there. |
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I dunno. I still think that if someone sexually abused my kid I would not take a pile of money and go away quietly like those gold-digging dick parents of that kid did.
I think he was more "Creepy Uncle Mike" than full blown fucking kids. |
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cool just in time for our Gay Zombies release HAHAHAHAH
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Awesome.
Is Rob Halford next to go? |
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Awesome.
Is Rob Halford next to go? |
Shut your whore mouth. |
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what's the difference between farrah fawcett and michael jackson ?
about three hours |
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I really don't think Michael did it. I do believe it was an extortion case. This doesn't take away from the bizarre life he led but a child molester is not something I picture him being.
I'm still kinda shocked he died. |
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Awesome.
Is Rob Halford next to go? |
how long does AIDS take to kill a homo ??? |
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michael jackson touch kids. get over it. |
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Neverland Ranch Investigators Discover Corpse Of Real Michael Jackson
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what's the difference between farrah fawcett and michael jackson ?
about three hours |
yuk yuk yuk |
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"You gonna be eatin bananas in Alaska" |
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sigh. i just got yelled at by some sensitive bitch I work with.
older guy was like "was he black or white? I couldn't tell. he was white, right?"
"nah, all I know is he's green now."
"YOURE MEAN YOU SON OF A BITCH!" |
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That kid is a fucking tool. |
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anyone who takes videos of themselves talking on youtube is a tool. |
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Farrah Fawcett arrived at the gates of heaven and was told she had one wish. She said "I just want to make sure all the children of the world are safe..." |
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| Farrah Fawcett arrived at the gates of heaven and was told she had one wish. She said "I just want to make sure all the children of the world are safe..." |
I've seen this joke flowing around. |
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Michael Jackson was going to be cremated but they decided it'd be more green to recycle him into grocery bags. This way, he's still made out of white plastic AND dangerous to children. |
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[YOUTUBE=mf-Wj_DgRSk&NR=1] |
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Since he was 99% plastic anyways, they should melt him down and make legos out of him. That way, he can still be played with by little boys. |
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| Farrah Fawcett arrived at the gates of heaven and was told she had one wish. She said "I just want to make sure all the children of the world are safe..." |
I've seen this joke flowing around. |
Today I heard:
Hey did you know Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate some 8 year old nuts.
I'm hoping the jokes at least get better. |
 
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