ill pass on gay shirts

Too mild.

WOW....didnt think they could top that album cover, but then they make a shirt that totally blows my mind. only sevared.

I bet I think this band sucks.

Sevared records home of bad grammer and spelling. Their adds are always funny. Every band is the most brutal.

Their grammar?

Ironic post is ironic.

This is the kind of shirt a guy should wear when meeting his girlfriend's family for the first time.

No one who ever has or ever will wear this shirt has ever kissed a girl.

Troof.

My post isn't going to print in magazines.

"My right hand is a punching bag for my dick"

Wearing this shirt is a secret way of saying "I love dick".

This one actually makes some of Cradle of Filth's shirts look like they might be appropriate for a papal mass.
This is the kind of shirt a guy wears for the sole purpose of getting a negative reaction from people, then when he gets one he gets pissed off and defensive.
I'd love to see a guy getting the shit beat out of him by a woman while he's wearing this shirt.

I think the back is funny, but I dont think I could wear that.
ever.
well maybe at a woman's rights rally

i just love shirts like this, because they are perfect for me to wear on stage at comedy clubs....kinda goes with my act, hah.

at my last show i wore my fav. new tshirthell shirt (slavery gets shit done)

actually, last year at mdf, i laughed my balls off because i saw a broad wearing a shirt that said "she should have said yes" on the back.

i don't even remember what band was on the front of the shirt, i was just amused by a female wearing a shirt with a rape joke on the back

Devourment.

These guys are quite adept in the world of poetry:

"Sodomizing the Elderly"
Cruising around the supermarket. Searching for a potential victim. Looking for my aging beauty. Now I think I've finally found her. My centerfold with silver hair. Longing for her varicose veins. My cock now stands at attention. Grab her tits and slam her down. Rip the Depends off and shove it in. Screaming like a bitch in heat. I slap her dentures out with my meat. Slam it deep in her crusted hole. Blood it spews from hemorrhoids. Balls deep in ancient ass. Knocking the dust off the wrinkled cunt. Use her walking cane as a sex toy. Blow my load in her hair. Use my spunk as denture cream. Fondling her sagging breasts. Forcing her to gum my rod. Your grandma is now my sex slave. Drink my piss as if it were prune juice. Beaten with her cane until she worships my manhood. Take my cock like you would an enema. Tongue the ex-lax from her ass. Slap my cum right from her mouth. Stuff my nutsack in her jaw. Watch the jizz drip from her hole. Pull my fist out of her cunt. Yank her hair out by the roots. Her screams of pain make me erect. Suck the feces from my shaft. Her asshole is swollen from my abuse. Bludgeoned with her walking stick. Take my time no need to rush. Pound her anus into dust. Engulf my dick, push it all in. Choke on my seed. Puke on my balls. Begging for her life. There's no end in sight. Bury my meat in her ass. One more time before she dies. Now my work is done. Left naked and exposed. Leave her body behind for her family to find.

ah.