http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/11/23/massachusetts.piano/index.html

"Ulver, is that necessary?"

Near Cape Cod? It is on Cape Cod. yeah, read this this morning. Weird.

there's a good way to waste budget money. if it hasn't been reported as stolen, then who gives a fuck? i can think of countless crazy shit i've seen while walking in the woods.

I honestly have no idea how this made national news.
It's a fucking piano in the woods.. big fucking deal.

it was probably someone who just wanted to play their piano in the woods.
they will be very upset when they find it missing, and have to go in for questioning.
why would a women report it?
its almost like those people who found money in their bathroom wall and couldn't come up with a sum to give the person who found it.... went to court, and then finally got the original owners to come and claim the money.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,449114,00.html

They said it was crazy to bring the piano out into the woods, they said the cops would walk right past it and discover the women's torsos I'd buried 50 yards to the south...they were wrong.

I bet some kids just said, "Hey, let's fuck with people and put this piano out here because we're bored."

I found a Ford Bronco in the woods once, and it was impossible for it to have fit through all the trees around it, but no one gave a fuck about that. What the hell is so goddamn special about a piano?! Maybe elves play it. Mortiis lives on the Cape now.

i feel like this was a waste of tax payer's money to fund these cops doing this stupid call.
what good was the community?
now if no one clams it, the piano goes to the mvp cop of harwich at the annual new years party.

I wonder if Framingham's beef phantom has expanded his horizons...

I always wanted to ride a burning piano through the ice while playing it... but I can't claim responsibility for this one... hopefully some guy was planning an epic proposal and they just fucked up his plan.

It had snow on it which made it epic.

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hahahahahahahahaha that would make a killer Immortal photoshop.

there are two places in Auburn i've found that have cars that couldn't possibly fit through the trees to get there, its like they were dropped from the sky. in both cases the cars are so unbelievably mangled, i have no idea how they could have gotten out there, even if they were towed. they are unrecognizable, only through finding a steering wheel and the engine block was i able to figure out it was a car.