a new song title for you:
dishwasher-safe double dildo

you are welcome.

here are the first lyrics too:
"BLLOOOOOOOOOORG! BOOM REEEEEEEEEEREEEEEOOOOOO"
now run with it.

They back from Germany yet?

I didn't know they were in germany.

For that NRW Deathfest thing, wasn't GORATORY on it too?

Friday September 19th :

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15.00 DOORS OPEN
16.00 - 16.30 Diabolical Imperium ( GER )
16.50 - 17.20 Sepiroth ( NL )
17.40 - 18.10 Cerebral Bore ( UK )
18.30 - 19.00 Resurrected ( GER )
19.20 - 20.00 Volturyon ( SWE )
20.20 - 21.10 Sexcrement ( USA ) - exclusive European show !!!
21.30 - 22.20 Evocation ( SWE )
22.40 - 23.40 Skinless ( USA )


plus aftershowparty DJ Goreman und DJ XXXCranioclastXXX

Saturday September 20th :


14.00 DOORS OPEN
14.45 - 15.15 Fleshripper ( GER )
15.35 - 16.05 Vermis ( GER )
16.25 - 16.55 Firebreather ( SWI )
17.15 - 17.45 Asphixation ( GER )
18.05 - 18.35 Gonorrhea Pussy ( GER )
18.55 - 19.35 Crepitation ( UK )
19.55 - 20.35 Retch ( USA ) - exclusive European show !!!
20.55 - 21.35 Human Mincer ( ESP )
21.55 - 22.55 Cock and Ball Torture ( GER )
23.15 - 00.45 Goratory ( USA ) - only and last European show !!!


plus aftershowparty DJ Goreman und DJ XXXCranioclastXXX

Wait, Goratory?

Yeah, I was just reading reviews on another message board, here's some quotes:

"Yeah, it was a cool fest. But this longhaired guy, which was every time on stage (that yerk, that got kicked by Goratory frontman ) sucked. Skinless was absolutly awesome!!, Retch was amazing! Nice dudes, really nice dudes! Sepiroth was cool, Sexcrement, Asphixation was cool, Crepitation was totally brutal! Love that english dialect Human Mincer are Cabrones, cool Cabrones but Goratory... i mean, its a nice band, but Adam Mason was totally drunk, completly wasted "

"i have seen not many bands, but sexcrement, skinless, human mincer and goratory fucking killed!
the only bad thing was that the goratory singer was toooooooooooo drunk, haha"

"Here are some words about the long changeover for Goratory :

The main problem was that the drummer used 4 Snares and 15 cymbals. it took a while to set the Drumkit for him, but anyway it was worth to do it.
It was probably the last Goratory show ever. Alan will move to another state and will start as guitar player for Job For A Cowboy. But who knows ...maybe they're back sometime."

suffocate bastard played as well, they replaced cerebral bore.

How did Goratory even play this? Are not they dissolved? Or am I unknowing.

OK....WAIT...WHAT??
ok, last show ever??
have they even played any new england shows in the last few years?

and is that a joke?
Al?? in J.F.A.C.
those guys suck ass.
he is too fuckin metal for them!!!!

Here's the shirts they made for the fest:

I'm pretty sure that guy meant despised icon but is just retarded.

ahh

JFAC isn't wigger enough for him

continue being awesome.

Adam Mason? Wasted? Ridiculous?

I wants me one of those

Here they be in Germany.


bennyhillifier

yeah, they're still over there.

hilarious that everyone's talking about how drunk adam is.

TOTAL FUCKING ALCOHOLOCAUST!
Germany fucking rules!! The fest was totally sold out - us American bands did very well with merch as well. Beat to fucking hell right now. I have two days off, who's got pot and time to hear war stories??
We also have nearly 5 hours of footage on our own camera + NRW ran about 5 cameras for the headliners...more to cum!

That's one of the most illegible logos I've ever seen.

seriously, how can I get that shirt?

I think all the Goratory shirts are gone.


bennyhillifier

You guys got flown to Europe for ONE show???

booooooooooooo goratory shirts, I still need to pick up them there sexcrement shirts too, what have you got in l or xl sir?

That's the absolute best shirt design ever.