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returntothepit >> discuss >> dicks are awesome by the_reverend on Jul 1,2008 8:55pm
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 1,2008 8:55pm
why's everyone gotta be hatin on them? dicks are trrrriffic.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 1,2008 8:57pm
your ugly friend that you gotta love!



toggletoggle post by Hooker in sweatpants at Jul 1,2008 8:59pm
I'm not really that psyched on them as much as I am "it"



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 1,2008 9:17pm
it's why you every started talking to girls in the first place



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 1,2008 9:19pm
that's one against it.



toggletoggle post by Mike_K at Jul 1,2008 9:33pm
Theyre terrific in a best friend sort of way rather than an actual...dick sort of..way...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 1,2008 9:37pm
only fags don't love dicks



toggletoggle post by Mike_K at Jul 1,2008 9:46pm
haha Rev, you make my life



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jul 1,2008 9:48pm




toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Jul 1,2008 9:54pm
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will put you in the dock
And you won't come back"

-- Monty Python "Meaning of Life"



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jul 1,2008 9:55pm
ONLY DICK IS TRUE



toggletoggle post by Grizloch   at Jul 1,2008 9:59pm
my dick is amazing, but its the only dick Ive ever had any experience with, so for all I know dicks could totally suck and I would be basing my whole dick opinion on a representative of the dick minority, in conclusion, I support a dick, but the general population of dicks is a big unknown



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Jul 1,2008 10:01pm
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Jul 1,2008 10:07pm
I like dicks in vaginas
My dick in particular



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 1,2008 10:34pm
note to self, chop up dankill's dick and put it in many vajayjay's for his birthday.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Jul 1,2008 10:39pm
Nothin wrong with smellin a couple dicks.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jul 2,2008 12:18am
not all dicks are awesome... some of you are horribly unlucky.



toggletoggle post by craigforacurse  at Jul 2,2008 12:28am
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
not all dicks are awesome... some of you are horribly unlucky.


like mine. its attached to someone who never gets laid.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 2,2008 12:34am
DICKS IST KRIEG



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jul 2,2008 1:22am





toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jul 2,2008 8:03am
Only fags hate bushels of dicks.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 2,2008 8:05am
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toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jul 2,2008 8:32am edited Jul 2,2008 8:40am
cack =

yes?
or is "sometimes a gun, just a gun."



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 2,2008 8:58am
this thread is like a 21 dicks salute!



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jul 2,2008 9:02am
thats what i used to call peeing at the old fenway park troughs.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 2,2008 9:09am
omg.. when I was a kid, I loathed the man trough.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jul 2,2008 9:12am
the world loves to pretend to hate the dick

but really the world loves the dick

just look around all day and count the phallic symbols

you will die trying



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jul 2,2008 9:21am
hatred is an adverse form of love. penis envy in effect. respect da caaack.



toggletoggle post by Monster_Island  at Jul 2,2008 1:30pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 2,2008 2:31pm
bump for dix



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Jul 2,2008 7:33pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
note to self, chop up dankill's dick and put it in many vajayjay's for his birthday.
See, that's why I like you Rev. Always thinking outside of the box.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jul 2,2008 7:40pm
i dont eat foods that look like dicks.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 2,2008 7:52pm
dick + vagina = sexorz



toggletoggle post by carina on her new phone at Jul 2,2008 10:17pm
in response to the title of this thread..if u think they are so awesome..how comw u haven't sucked on one or put one in yer bum?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 2,2008 10:22pm
my car is awesome, but have I sucked on that or put that in my bum? no. but that doesn't mean my car isn't awesome.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jul 2,2008 10:27pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
my car is awesome, but have I sucked on that or put that in my bum? no. but that doesn't mean my car isn't awesome.


lol



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Jul 2,2008 10:30pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
my car is awesome.


Lol



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jul 2,2008 10:31pm
well...you didn't say you dick is awesome..you said dicks....



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 2,2008 10:33pm
why the fuck are you typing? you should be giving me a 2-handed bj right now.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jul 2,2008 10:35pm
but i'm in boston and you're in dover. i'm eavesdropping on a convo...hence me texting you those grad student questions...damn i want to be in NYC and chicago



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 2,2008 10:36pm
that would be even harder forf the 2-handed bj. you'd best do it when I get home and swallow my bleach pudding.



toggletoggle post by MarksFuckingRichard at Jul 3,2008 12:04am
no homo he's got a wicked good looking dick. no homo.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 3,2008 12:08am
FEEL THE TERRIFIC TREEEEEEEE!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 9,2008 11:07am
bump.



toggletoggle post by Nicc nli at Jul 9,2008 11:11am
so wait.. why isn't this thread stickied again?



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jul 9,2008 11:21am edited Jul 9,2008 11:22am



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 9,2008 11:21am
truth.

damn, I need to write the ability to sticky things.
*wink*



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 13,2008 12:05am



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jul 13,2008 12:16am
Dicks are pretty awesome.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 18,2008 9:30pm
horay! up for dicks



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jul 18,2008 9:55pm
literally and figuratively!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 18,2008 9:57pm
everyone, commemorate this thread by turning your ass into a cock parking lot. park so many fucking dix back there that you vomit dicks.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 20,2008 7:48pm
never ending thread of fucking dicks. whoopdy friggin doooo!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 7,2008 9:38pm
bumpers for pumpers



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Aug 7,2008 11:20pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 8,2008 12:14am
someone needs to re-record that man-o-war song, gay it up, and make them say "if you don't like dicks, you are not my friend!"



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 8,2008 12:15am
wait, if you made a mow song gayer, the universe would implode under the sheer homoerotic weight.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 12,2008 2:52am
DIX



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 15,2008 1:35pm
today is a sad day... NOT TO HAVE A DICK!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 15,2008 1:37pm
rev is having a dickless friday



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 15,2008 1:49pm
no, not me. I was saying that anyone out there without an awesome dick today must be making teh sadfaces.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 15,2008 3:31pm
It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin.



toggletoggle post by grizloch   at Aug 15,2008 3:45pm
best movie



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 27,2008 11:18pm
hells fucking yeah up for the dix



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Aug 28,2008 12:18am



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 29,2008 5:17am
<3



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 8,2008 10:31am
yeah!



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Sep 8,2008 10:39am
how have I not noticed this thread before?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Sep 8,2008 10:39am
[Sep 8,2008 10:27am - aril ]
whatever floats your boat.
__________________________
[Sep 8,2008 10:32am - brian_dc]
DICKS

dicks float my boat

boat made of dicks

dickboat
______________________________
[Sep 8,2008 10:37am - SkinSandwich]
Nothing beats a dickboat! Err, Wait...



toggletoggle post by sacreligionnli at Sep 8,2008 12:36pm
i'm gonna dick the boat and go neg 3 on my tits



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