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New site? Maybe some day.
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but can't
I'm gonna go try again
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maybe a uti
I had that problem, is the feeling in your dick or bladder? it kind of feels like you are leaking, but you aint, and you can piss |
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maybe you need to get raped? |
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Kidney stones all up in your urethra. |
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Rub one out and then go pee.
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just imagine youre at the stall and everyone is rooting for you to go. |
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everyone poops.
yeah rape! |
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or you can be at the urinal. or in the woods, or on the predator planet. whichever you prefer |
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you probably packed way too much sand in you vagina |
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doooooood you went on a tear for like two three months posting how you took a shit or just farted. |
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doooooood you went on a tear for like two three months posting how you took a shit or just farted. |
yeah. that's cuz im a man |
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well yeah thats my reasons for telling him hes not you for posting about bodily functions.
thats your department |
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but can't
I'm gonna go try again
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Sweetie, don't be afraid. Often when you have your first orgasm you are going to feel like you have to pee. Work through it and you're in for a BIG surprise. |
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but can't
I'm gonna go try again
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Sweetie, don't be afraid. Often when you have your first orgasm you are going to feel like you have to pee. Work through it and you're in for a BIG surprise. |
hahahah, This is the first response I thought of. You beat me to it.
"just let it go hun..." |
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i have diahrea if it makes you feel any better. thank you new taco bell. 30 more people on staff apparently means 30x more bacteria in my tacos. |
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Maybe your dick is on vacation. |
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BPH nigga!
Shits swol up like a godamn honey dew! |
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I knew a guy who had his name legally changed to BPH!
Yes, with the exclamation point. |
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but can't
I'm gonna go try again
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Sweetie, don't be afraid. Often when you have your first orgasm you are going to feel like you have to pee. Work through it and you're in for a BIG surprise. |
hahahah, This is the first response I thought of. You beat me to it.
"just let it go hun..." |
Just keep some spare sheets handy, and let it ride. LULZ |
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