This is not even a fest. This is a showcase/party for a bunch of slam ass wigger bands that are ruining the name of death metal. New England's scene is nothing more than a brOOtal joke. Prepare for epic failure and financial ruin for the promoters who have not the depth of thought to make this a true "fest." MDF is the model, the only model.

someone's butthurt that their band isn't playing. summon the WAAAAAH!mbulance

We have mad breakdowns khed

Don't you wish that was the case Goat. Theres no need for you to get all "butt hurt," in return. I'm just stating the facts clearly to all you brOOtal slam types here in New England. This is a terrible fest, I'm very suprised you guys didn't go with Godsmack for the second day headliner.

aww CC i hope this is really you

Lots of SMN posters here I see.

or should i say posers.

ditto.

aaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


coma, you are so nice to be gracing us with your presence.

go listen to some skarp.

It would be a more pleasurable experience than listening to your aweful band Dysentery.

I would love to see karp

-hugs and kisses-

Everytime coma posts I feel better about my life.

worrrrd homey, we gotz tha slamm$ yo. we bring da (sic)ness. godsmack awww shit son. aw snap yo we need ta get da godsmack up in dis bitch! haha.

No one in their right mind would conciously use the word "posers".

I'm calling fake!

i havent heard that word seriously used since like 1999

Your scene sucks.
Your fest is atrocious.
Do something to support metal, kill yourself.

hahahah. coma, you have just as much clout here as any other anonymous poster that comes along here.

most people on this board are psyched for this fest. yew lewse.

The sound of bankruptcy beckons...

The words "poser" and "emo" should be stricken from the english language.

I'm listening to Borknagar on the car ride home. Can I be in the "true" club?

moar liek teh KA-CHING WIGGER SLAM MAKES TEH BIG BUCKZ

bennyhillifier

I thought 911 was a joke.

Since we're on the topic, someone throw in on a hotel with me so I don't have to drive back up to lowell every night!

Or let me crash on a south shore/RI floor!

CIM looks like an effective model as well brah....if'n you is who you sez you is.

i got south shore if you need brutha. no cocaine though this time i swaer.

Get up a get get down, NEDF is a joke in yo town

A+ thread. Best troll of the week by far.

little known fact: flavah signed the back of blue's olp bass.

id still fuck her

corpus, tell me this is real. If so, MOS DEF fuck all the hataz

god this messageboard shit is so tired

Word Nick. Ill cook you dinner or something and I promise I won't eat your cats if you have any haha

What's isnt tired is Flava signature bassfiddles

just looked up the smn forum mele. im gonna say this def aint coma..just not his lingo.

Hey Coma, still sucking mad black dicks I see. Keep it up.

wow, rev...you posting with any username at all? That's odd.

I posted that last one btw, I don't know why my name didn't show up.

RTTP DOWNTIME IMMINENT

ALERT ALERT ALERT

FINISH FAPPING AND GET TO THE SHELTER

Lots of defensive posts, namely because many know deep down that the fest will fail. Face it, your scene is watered down by a bunch of wigger slam bands that play the same shit inside and out. I'm not trying to be rude, I'm just being realistic. This is not a death fest.

I could give a shit less about the fest, you're just a racist shithead who has his mom bankroll him for male prostitutes and NAMBLA meetings.

I never knew my band was wigger slam. Finally I've made it!

you are the king of wigger slam

There is no higher. Suca MCs they camm me sire.

Wonder Showzen was great

This is the single greatest post in RTTP history.

we must be new wigger slam...

I knew there was a reason you had a black guy in the band, Fish. Now it's ll so clear to me.

aaron michael isnt me... that's aaron michael.

the other azn aaron michael.

ps: coffins are here

While I appreciate someone trying to impersonate me, and I agree the festival is a pathetic joke, I'd do a better job than that to show how awful it is. I also wouldn't use the word "wigger," since I love hip hop.

Honestly, I think you might be at least a little into the pre-fest. Not really any slam death. And Phlegm is killer scumbag old school death.

sorry Possessed and Death and Cianide and Incubus and Gorefest and Morbid Angel couldnt make it out here for the fest... im sure Blue and the gang will try much harder next time to get bands like Brutality, Criminal, Pestilence, and maybe even get Schizophrenia era Sepultura to reunite for next year's fest. Cannibal Corpse did express interest but unfortunately they were pretty busy during the time the fest was going on. again... next year DEFINITELY.

I APPROVE OF THIS FEST!

SHIT, why didn't we get Godsmack on this? After all, they have slams up the wazoo!

I think with the bands on the Pre-Fest and the ones on the actual fest there's a good mix.

No way dude, we need Godsmack. Or at least Powerman 5000...I'm sure they've been looking for work.

Shut up Ginzo.

If you need old school DM, Phlegm is playing. 'Nuff said.

You cannot silence an Italian!

But yeah, Phlegm is going to be a damn good time.

Tell that to Mussolini.

Coma did you get tired of flaming people on SMN so you needed to come here to do it? You're a goofball.

Goddamn you're good, Richard. BUT...he was silenced by his own. I don't see any Italian in you...we could fix that though. BADDABING BADDABOOM EEEYYYYY.

That's how ashamed they were of being italian and being led by an italian.

these motherfuckers need to get organizized

I saw powerman 5000 and (not counting the shitty hits they had) the set was really good. I was shocked.

true force was a good album circa 6th grade..with the percussionist n shit...kinda tastey.

you dont mean, you're just having your period.

i'm pretty sure this fest is going to do very well. i can't imagine it losing money, considering how many people are interested in it.

This fest is obviusly a success due to the Rampant Decay involvement.

I have ever intention of being there for it. I have no intention of being all that sober for it.

the same thing happened to me. i felt dirty for thinking it.

That's a great impersonation of Coma. It's hilarious that he's constantly trying to make a competion with NEDF and MDF. No capitalists aloud in grindcore son!

i hope this fest works out as planned, it will blow every single other festival in this hemisphere out of the water.

ALLOWED.

yeah dood get to work shit is outta control around here

excellent

i knew you'd be happy

glad to see this thread is still going strong.


FREE PROMOTION PLZKTHX

yup

wow mc chris quote

Meh I'm only going to the pre-show. It's gonna fucking rule. Not interested in the other days.

They should have a New England Doom Fest.

anOTHER doom fest you mean

How about you just have anOTHER fag fest by yourself, in the woods. KTHNX..

When are you Massholes ever gonna learn.."Doomfest." Laughable...

Uh, no it isn't.

Please no, not again.

Hahahaha