"did you see that one on the myspace homepage that refers to "myspace metal"?
holy hell.
if we wanted another Uranium broad to spread the name of shitty "metal", al they'd have to do is scourge the gutter and pike out the biggest pregnant rat they could find.
throw some rouge on that bitch and make it give the camera "devil horns". I swear, I'm going to find whatever rectum birthed these sows and perform surgery on it with a fucking ball-peen hammer.
I've got an ingrown pube that knows more about metal then the walking chest implants they pick for these shows."

http://myspace.com/METAL

Hate seeing that bitch's face everywhere. Luckily I avoid MySpace like the plague, anyway, but still...

I saw that Metal Sanaz video earlier and was thoroughly disgusted. The music in the background sounded like pathetic Mallcore only Mistress Juliya would be into.

didn't someone here mess around with that juliya?

Yeah, Theses chicks are annoying. and I'm tired of the "horns".

Still, I'd like to go out on a "date" (as in fuck the shit out of) with her.

myspace is the worst thing ever created.

xanonymousx said:

I subleted an apartment in her vulva. It's pretty spacious.

xmikex said:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah, but the downstairs neighbors are shitty.

WHOAA!

i always thought Metal Sanaz was just a cool way to spell Sanches or something you know like how Korn spells their name with a K instead of with a C and also note the backwards R/.
Sanaz that just sounds dumb.

I always thought she was a way for metal dudes to have a chick in a corset that would actually add them to fill up space on their top 8.

DestroyYouAlot said:

Makes perfect sense to me....

yeah... the first two bands i see on there under the "more bands" header are "scum of the earth" with a pic of some fag bag in gayer-than-chris-barnes dreads and "five finger death punch". holy gay.

xanonymousx said:

if by "mess around with" you mean "have a friend whose testicles took advantage of a prime photo op while someone was having an intoxicant-induced un-beauty rest"

... then yes

goatcatalyst said:

PICS!

or gtfo

sorry, i myself don't have the pics... but SOMEONE on here might

but i seen em

sho 'nuff

Oh yeah, I already messaged that bitch years ago telling her what metal was, but I'm sure she gets tons of messages from metal nerds and elitists, she won't change her mind, she shows what gets the most responses.

and she saiys fuck every two seconds, is that metal or something?

Ugh... Bimbos with fake boobs will always get attention. No matter how vapid they are... No matter how pretentious they are... No matter how many crappy bands they like... No matter how much make-up they spackle over their ugly faces... There will always be an abundance of gullible men who will easily fall for the powerful combination of metal and boobies.

I remember watching one of Metal Sanaz's videos where she interviews Sothis. I really like that band, so I thought that the interview might be cool. It could have been an interesting interview with a pretty sick unsigned symphonic black metal band. Instead, it was some chick hanging off of the band members, talking about how "cute" they all were, and rambling on about getting drunk and partying. Seriously... if you're going to be a groupie, then just admit what you are. Don't pretend like you're providing something of substance to people who are actually interested in the music. It's a disgrace to all of the women who really are into metal and could care less how "cute" any of the guys in the bands are.

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i love the interview that Juliya does with Type O Negative, they just act like assholes the whole time and pretty much ignore her.

I met her somewhere in MA over the summer, what a joke.

Pretty rough up close too.

Yeti said:

Jan 17,2008 2:46pm - Samantha]
Seriously... if you're going to be a groupie, then just admit what you are. Don't pretend like you're providing something of substance to people who are actually interested in the music. It's a disgrace to all of the women who really are into metal and could care less how "cute" any of the guys in the bands are.
~~~~~~~
AMEN

mcmahon said:

haha i slapped her ass and she smacked me in the face. also i still have a picture of her on my phone of her so drunk she's crying. what a dumb cunt.

Yeti said:"


"Please buy our product."

Samantha said:

Kinda like how there will always be plenty of sub/counter culture chicks who'll spread for some asshole with (social status) cool tattoos that was or/is in a band.

Samantha said:

Well, for what it's worth, bimbos with real boobs get attention, too...

Mmm... boobs...

FuckIsMySignature said:

Hahahaha, I love those commercials.

FuckIsMySignature said:

That really was a great interview. They pretty clearly derived quite a lot of pleasure from denying her the attention she so greatly desires.

i'd fancy putting that hussy in an oil drum. feed her fish heads and make her listen to the big band beat of count basie. whore.

metal sanaz and mistress juliya fail at being metal. Chances are they didn't grow up listening to metal, and they probably shop at the gap, lol.
Mistress Juliya is fake, just because you curse every 5 seconds and put up horns doesn't make u metal. And metal sanaz is just a myspace whore.

And all the bands that have over 1000s of friends, why aren't you going platinum. Why aren't bands like Job for a Cowboy selling out arenas and selling multiplatnum albums? Because the people who add them don't give a shit about their music as they are kissing ass of the bands

whore! she's a whore!

I need to do a serious slash-and-burn of the bands on my friends list. I end up accepting an ad request from a band that I can sit and listen and nod my head to, but is it anything I'm ever gonna want to go see or actually pick up a release from? Probably not.

Could be a project for a lazy Sunday.

Haha! That Malltel Sanaz chick must get her fair share of hate mail!

forgive the spelling errors, I was drunk and on a Malignancy rush.