when you come home and your mother is like "you're totally cocked!" and you're all like "dude, i'm french!"?
it's almost as if I feel sad for people who feel like they can't exist around family. But yeah guy, sadness and shit is weak. Heil to Piccadilly Pub!
Now listening to - Mercyful Fate's At the Sound of the Demon Bell.

um.. what?!? you are cocked.

my mom has seen me drunk once when I was 18

try getting a job and moving out. then you can drink naked in the living room blasting metal...

I have a job and don't want to move out and still listen to metal naked in the living room.
How do you like them apples?

those apples are fine, as long as your mom is not involved.

i want to live alone, so aleast I can rock out naked to mercyful fate and not feel awkard.

The first time my mom saw me drunk ruled. I stared at the front door for a half hour because I forgot how doorknobs worked. Then I took three steps into the house and did a Ric Flair dazed faceplant on the floor. Then crawled into my bedroom. My mom was in such denial that her son turned out the way I did she refused to believe I was drunk.

WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Check out Rich Horror with the sentimental post here guy.
Ric Flair rules though. Seriously.

I'm an old man now. It's what we do, brohammer.

I remember the first time my parents caught me high when I was 13, when I came home from smoking. I was sooo fucked up I felt like I was floating not walking and I was seeing colors and shit everywhere. It was a wicked hot day in August and I was in Copley Sq. I got down on a blunt sesh on some heady shit with 2 other dudes and I was not ready for it.

Damn, I turned this shit into an episode of The Wonder Years.

That was a great show. Was Marilyn Manson really a cast member or was that untrue?

No, I remember that rumor though. He was supposedly the kid that played Paul. But the shit wasn't true.

I was puking, but for the life of me, I can not remember. What made us think that we were wise and we'd never compromise?

My life is at least half over. That rules.

did you ever think you would pay for your sins?

That's called a girlfriend.

I drink in Josh's living room with his mom naked when he's not there.

haha the first time my mom saw me drunk AND high i got dropped off at home by a cop because a party got busted. she was happy
the cop was like, "Look at his eyes!" needless to say i was blasted and maybe got in a little trouble, BUT i didn't have it as bad as the only black kid in the town who got abused by a cop in front of the whole party. he was puking into grocery bags haha

ExploitaitonOfMistakes said:

is this about drug use or gay sex? i seriously can't tell...

DomesticTerror said:

blunt sesh= the smoking of a blunt
2 other dudes= the other people smoking
heady shit= really strong weed
not ready for it= low tolerance made me unprepared for a large quanitity of powerful weed

But yeah we did have gay sex afterwards.

Piccadilly Pubs are either the best place in the world or a vomit soaked hellhole. There is no middle ground.

josh might have drunkenly admitted to having naked night with the fam... but this thread has everything in it that one needs in life.

Youre crazy man.... I like you but youre crazy...

FUCK THAT MAN
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