what is everyone doing for the holiday?
eve or day it doesn't matter.

I'm working until 6 for Christmas eve. After we open presents the next day, we're going to my uncle's for dinner. I might visit my girl and her family later on, but I don't know yet. Should be a good day though.

Mother's house for Christmas morning then going to the girlfriend's for the rest of the day.

Working until potentially as late as 10 Christmas Eve (Depends on if people are going to stock up on beer & wine...if not, then it'll be dead enough to close between 6 and 8)...Christmas day I'm opening presents at my girlfriend's, driving home and opening presents there, driving to my aunt's and opening presents and eating there, and then driving to my girlfriend's sister's and opening presents and eating there.

fucking.

Burning full churches.

Sitting in my room.

^ Worshipping Satan ^

Satan worships me.

I will be eating and pounding beers, And passing out.

May you all have good health, peace and prosperity for the new year.

I'm not a faggot christian so I'm going to not give a fuck about this stupid gay holiday.

Josh Martin is bored and in Connecticut said:

Don't pose as Josh

ALOT of eating and drinking. Having a big dinner at my house tonight. My son is FINALLY going to help me cook the damned dinner for a change.

Today I'll be playing with my new iPod. woo!

I go to the mother-in-laws in a little while for the day, then tomorrow I get woken up at dawn by Zoe bouncing up and down on my head screaming about Santa. I get to watch her tear through 2 months of shopping and hours of wrapping in approximately five minutes and if this year is like last year, Zoe will gasp dramatically and say "Oh! It's just what I've always wanted!" after everything she opens.
THEN I get to pack up and go to my moms where Zoe will do all of the above again. I will eat prime rib and open endless impossibly packages toys for the next week. Then I get to pack and move somewhere else because my landlord is a cunt.

Merry Xmas scumbags, see you at the Hangover.

in canada with carina's family. they celebrate the eve.
then back to portsmouth in the morning to do some xmas'ing with carina at home.
then to my aunt's house to spend xmas like I have all my life, with my grandmother.
finally, a RTTP radio show to beat all RTTP radio shows!

Today was xmas at my foster family's place, so we exchanged gifts, ate cinnamon buns and watched Shaun of the Dead.
Tomorrow I spend the morning at my dad's place with my sister, exchangine gifts. Then we go to my aunt and uncle's, exchange gifts, I'll get pissed off and yell at everyone making fun of my mom, we'll leave, then I'll go home and read.

im 25 years old, and my girlfriend bought me a nerf automatic weapon, and its the best thing ive gotten in years. So far, so good, haha.

Damn. All I've got so far is lots of whiskey. I really wish someone had bought me a Nerf gun. I used to have a nerf bow and arrow and it was the bomb.

normally, i would have gotten all booze, but since i stopped drinking a little over a month ago, i passed it up.

AUTOPSY_666 said:

Yeah ok, scary dude.

i've been getting stoned and drunk while listening to Autopsy, Benediction, Judas Priest and Mercyful Fate.

It is 2:07am and I just got done putting out all the presents for the kids under the big ass shrub. I can barely walk through my living room, those ungrateful little bastards. I am half drunk half hungover right now. I feel like I swallowed a cat.

anonymous said:

A fantasy I would love to fulfil.