thats pretty much it. i listen to the e.p. on the subway and want to fucking murder people. do you have a new record coming out anytime soon?

Porphyria has a myspace for this type of thing.
http://www.myspace.com/porphyria

They should release a full CD on Pathos Productions.

I'm just glad the universe is still aligned and Timmy is back in the band.

yea, porphyria pretty much fucking owns. nice dudes too.

1) remember that 4 year period when tom posted on here?

2) a really big metal label was really interested inn them, but they never sent them the ep.

3) yes, timmy being back rulez.

so good...and I JUST heard tim's back. Awesome.

and where is RustedAngel??

He was head-butted.

kevord, killer sarcasm bra! i don't use myspace, keep hating your life

Kevord said:


hahahaha.

kevord wears a bra? ahahah bitch-tits!

I likes me some PORPHYRIA!

the_reverend said:

He wears a sarcasm bra, apparently.

brendan said:

That wasn't sarcasm that was realism stupid. If I hate my life it's because I'm surrounded by idiots who don't know how to use the internetz.

Did he say the word 'bra'?

I think he was talking 'bout the radical band bra-phyria.

i love this thread. bra-phyria rules.

What label was interested in them?


I'm pretty shocked that they haven't been signed yet. They're tight as a two year-old and the songs are friggen br00tal, yo.

Is it possible to be br00tal yet ghetto in the same sentence?

Evidently it is.

fishcakes said:

i had a wierd fucking dream last night and all i remember from it was porphyria playing on the cable metal channel... very strange.

in my opinion, one of the best unsigned acts in new england...second to skulltoboggan of course

the_reverend said:

actually, we did. we just dont have enough touring experience. blah.

what constitutes 'touring experience'? the ability playing back-to-back shows with a lack of sleep?

my understanding of touring experience to get yourself signed: the ability to play shows outside of new england constantly without getting paid, not being able to have a job and pay bills. oh and you're not allowed to have health insurance either.

p.s. thanks everyone!

I believe your drummer also has to quit

porphyria said:

thats why youre not a pirate dood.

sooo, basically, you need a big pile of cash to feed off of during the tour. similar to an extended vacation, only more like a career of spending your own money.

having rich folks can help too (i.e. jfac)

Skulltoboggan sucks.

You could always work with the best label in New England.

these cats are br00tal

We need some more slamming gore groove.....

Thanks to everyone who is still diggin us and didn't give up hope that we were lost forever. Believe it or not Blue and I are still trying to kindle interest in a smaller label to release the E.P. so we can actually get our name out there. As far as a new recording goes, we are working on a bunch of new material to record to eventually put out a full length, and I promise you this....it is ultra crushing, tech brutality as only New England can do. We are all super pumped about it and I am personally amped up that people are still rooting for us. Thanks guys, and don't forget to catch us in CT if you can on Jan. 27th. Full details on our myspace.

They are the originators and innovators of bra metal.

porphagist?

Blue and tom are currently working on harmonizing a few "face-melting" solo's aswell.

I may throw a "bass-melter" or 2 in....if need be.

and dane should be throwing in some "GUT-BUSTING" drum solos as well!

Farten_Dust said:

or

Porphyria has to be one of the best around currently, I masterbated to them at the New Wave once

ha ha, goddamn viney logo dood gore core bands.

there are some epic metal moments in your songs that some bands only wish they could create.

plus you guys are ken susi approved!

xanonymousx said:
plus you guys are ken susi approved!>>

jesus

logos? I thought it was pictures of spaghetti.

Kevord said:


you win the internet

The internet hates you.

oops forgot to not log in

hahaha, alright bud. i gotta freshin up on my myspace skills and need to get more socially awkward.

Fuck semen across lips and waking the cadaver.

I miss hearing frailties every day out my window. When are you guys practicing again?

i personally think they suck, but thats just me, theyre all really mean and pick on kids and old ladies for fun. then they go and laugh at strippers with no titties while kicking puppies. fuck those guys. If they wore tighter pants they would be cool, maybe someday.

maybe they should wear makeup too?

that goes without saying.

Waking the Cadaver is such a horrible band... why do they have like 1.5 million plays on myspace?