so yeah, I came home and made myself a burrito and realized that I keep hearing a thumping noise coming from my living room
....it was a bat flying around crashing into my ceiling fans
wtf!

I'm insanely jealous.

i'd sell the house and move

I had my front door open for a little while and a window, but I think the reason that I'm not seeing em' is because he keeps going up stairs...
I'm just going to forget about it and close my door in my room.

Lube it up and Richard Gere that thing.

i've had bats in the house before. just dont let it lick your eyes incase its rabid

I'm steering clear away from that bastard. If you get bit you're f'd because there is no such thing as a rabies test so everyone who does get bit has to get the vaccination just in case.

i had a bat in my chimney once when i was 3 years. i can still hear my mother's screams!!

One time a bat somehow got into my Dad's office in our house. Hahaha that was pretty funny.

found a dead bat hanging from it's feet in my window first day I moved into my last apartment.

Whena black bat from Chicago moves in with a white family in suburbia, things are sure to get BATTY, BATTY, BATTY.

"Wings don't fail me now."

Dood...I had a bat in my old place wake my wife up, by landing on her FACE!!!

HAHAHAH she freaked out and ran, left the cat in the room.
My cat at the time, "The Goat", subsequently caught and ate the fucking thing.
We quarantined him in our closet for a week, but he turned out to be fine.

anyone ever see the movie "I Drink Your Blood" where the kid injects rabies infected blood into pies and satanic hippies eat them and go bananas? not a bad flick at all.

I love that movie. I picked it up in the used bin for 5 bucks. I rule.

Most bats are actually herbivores and dont bit at all... but kudo's to the walmart discount bin.. most of the best movies can be found in there

anonymous said:
I did not know that. As far as I know, the bastard flew out the door when I left it open for a 1/2 hour or so. If not he is still somewhere in my house.

hungtableed said:

You smoke a lot of herb, dude, so I can understand why it got confused...

ShadowSD said:

I honestly don't even smoke that much weed anymore....I can't afford it and the only reason I could before is that one of my buddies who now lives in cali used to be able to hook it up with some of the best prices I have ever come across. Now, I just drink cheap whiskey.

Just call Adam West, he'll solve all your bat related problems.

hungtableed said:

It all comes down to how long you can ration herb vs. rationing alcohol, and also whether you got to the point as pot smoker where only kindbud would do. If you get a quarter of commerical weed for the same price as a couple big bottles of that cheap Canadian whiskey (I forget what the brand is called but it's pretty good), it should last just as long or longer if you drink and smoke evenly. The cost of cheap weed <= the cost of cheap alcohol.

But I can understand not wanting to smoke schwag; at the point where I'm at, I'd much rather save money taking cheap whiskey over Jack Daniels than taking commerical weed over kindbud.

horror_tang said:

No one knows this reference? You all need to be taken out back and beaten within inches of your lives.

and poop blood.

Yes, someone else here is in the right state of mind.

I got it Jeff, Ferngully I believe.

<Just call Adam West, he'll solve all your bat related problems. >

Thank you tinkle fairy

shadowsd- Its called canadian mist.. i get the same thing... can't beat it.. not too bad for the price

ferngully? holy shit.. totally forgot about that movie.. use to watch it all the time.. good call

ShadowSD said:

I have not even had the slightest clue as to where to get shwagg since I was in highschool (about 5 1/2 years ago) and have been on, till about June 06', a steady diet of dank nugs for the past 6 years.

oh yea, and about hat cheap whiskey, I was talking about Segrams 7 - $12.99 a HANDLE in NH

hungtableed said:



BATS!!
IN THE BELLFRY!!!

damn that is cheap..

hungtableed said:

That's pretty good, although I think the last big bottle of Canadian Mist Whiskey I got (here in CT) was also eleven or twelve bucks.

hungtableed said:

Ah, so then nothing else will do. I've had a similar experience; for years I didn't care what kind of weed I smoked, but about four or five years ago, I got used to the good stuff and never turned back.

Yeti said:

haha this movie is fucking awsome "lets all freak out man" satanic acid taking hippies with rabies

ShadowSD said:

i have more respect for my lungs than to smoke schwag. it doesnt do anything anyways except make your chest hurt.

ShadowSD said:

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

that was me.

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