YOU WANTED THE BEST? YOU GOT THE BEST!!!

bump

No GOREALITY?

I'm still pissed Sexcrement couldn't play, oh well.

BUMP.

AUTOPSY_666 said:

Dissed.

jesus fucking christ i'm going to this

AND its only an hour and a half away....oh MAN someone's gonna feel it

they better fuckin play "Wasted"

mOe said:

NEVER!!!

yeah, you'll do what you're told

bump

are you coming to mass???? I need to get to NY and see this shit..who is going?

i'm going, but i live in Northampton so its only an hour and a half for me

i'm beyond pumped for this

we wanted to come to mass, but apparently nobody could, or wanted to book it. sucks. but, this show will be tits, so the drive will be worth it. it'd be nice to see some of our old friends again.

GOREALITY said they have a show for CLITORTURE on Saturday, August 26th if you guys can play it.

we don't have to play in N.Y. but you guy's should still play the 26th. let me know

WUMP.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

im sooooo fucking there. cant wait to see mah boys again.

blue said:

well if they play the show at the new wave on aug.26th you will be playing with them...

fishcakes said:

Fish, i've never been more in love with you...

c'mon guys, i've been bitching about this for awhile now. return to us!

fishcakes said:


sweet.

DomesticTerror said:



I get that alot..

up

CHUMP.

take a big DUMP

long-haired douche says what? heeeeyyyooooooo!

just kidding rev. i love you, man.

Play the 26th show too!!!

AUTOPSY_666 said:

dusty's gotta see if he can get the night off. if so, we're there.

up!!!!!!!

antidisestablishmentarianism.

i'ma piss in yo face. and fart in yo mouth!!! I'LL SHIT ALL OVER THESE WALLS!!!

I should go to this...

I doubt I can make it though

the only people who have a reasonable excuse to not be at this show are the astronauts on the international space station.....and even they should have enough time to hitch a ride back on a passing flying saucer

))<>(( Back and forth, forever.

the_taste_of_cigarettes said:

you doubt you can make it? doesn't sound like a valid excuse to me. hahaha. you should go dude. hitch a ride. you can crash at my place.

i promise women.

godDAMMIT!

i have urgent family business this weekend, so I can't go...PLEASE play MA...PLEASE

fucking weak. that is so fucking weak.

I hope they play the August 26th show in MA too.

the more, the better.

mOe said:


we're all the family you need dude.

blue, you better still be there!

AUTOPSY_666 said:

yeah, sorry we're taking so long to get back to ya'll on that..... we'll let you know soon.

better late then never

the dude abides

the dude said:

you're not the dood...there is only one dood and adam is that dood

whiskey_weed_and_women said:


what the fuck are you talking about. THE CHINA-MAN IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE.

the dude said:

listen quote it all you want you will never live up to the doodness of adam.

that dood is 100% the dood, he lives, breaths and is the dood !

OVER THE LINES, HAS THE WORLD GONE FUCKING CRAZY. DOESN'T ANYONE ELSE CARE ABOUT THE FUCKING RULES.

sorry smokey this is a league game.

ill be there in spirit

whiskey_weed_and_women said:

"Smokey this isn't Nam, this is bowling, there are rules."

you're still not the dood

You can't even spell 'Dude', who are you to judge?

AUTOPSY_666 said:

umm excuse me, but shut the fuck up and go back to selling your wares thank you very fucking much.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

but yeah for all referrences in the future this is the the Dude. So that's what you call him. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

sounds like you've got a bit of a thing for adam.

the rooster said:

GIGGATITTY


or just the fact i enjoy chatting with folks who are as lame as myself and can spout off oneliners from movies i love. mmm hmm goo

whiskey_weed_and_women said:

i'm right there with you. if my bassist was on here we could probably regurgitate the entire script.

anyways.....

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

you lose sir, i suggest you do like your parents lewboski and get a job.

the bums will always lose

mind if i do a J?

Shomer fucking shabbos.

I am the walrus.

tit

"fuzzy wuzzy was a woman?"

DROWN RETARDED CHILDREN IS NOW ON THE BILL. we'll be trying it with a human drummer(dan ex-catastasis). songs from the album aswell.

BOXES BOXING!!!

i fucking hate reo speedwagon

it's funny that I don't see this show on the events list.

I was in the store today:
"what are you doing aug 5th?" -cashier
"possibly seeing clitorture." - me
"clitorture huh? wow, I just heard them for the first time last week. they are awesome" - cashier.

I don't know that dude.

the_reverend said:

POSSIBLY!? YOU BETTER BE THERE

^^^
that was me.

BOXING BOXES!!!!

Tim John hasn't read the thread, but he finds the material very offensive. Nodtveit would not approve. Violence for the sake of violence? UNACCEPTABLE. Violence in homage to a greater LORD, now that IS something.

TJ OUT

what?

sick show...cannot fuckin wait.....

I plan on coming and bringing my friend Matt who worships CLITORTURE.

AUTOPSY_666 said:

Not on events page?

Why did DEHUMANIZED cancel?

wether or not we get on a show the same day (in NY nonetheless), i should be there.

AUTOPSY_666 said:

George quit. was supposed to be his last show, but i guess he decided to leave before the rest of the fellas expected.

umm hello

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=31520

it's on the damn events page.

oh snap you got him angry

just practiced with the new drummer, shit will be crushing

also it is confirmed that Jesus Christ himself will be in attendance

vesgore said:

he will be leading the circle pit during "Why Won't Jesus Die?"

I'm so stoked for this show, I actually just ejaculated my balls out through my urethra.

SinisterMinister said:

wow.

OHHHHHHHHHHH YEA

2 DAYS.

Can't make it now, someone gonna tape this?

yeah itll probably be up on youtube within 24 hours of the show

dertoxia said:

i want royalties BITCH.

anybody here going?

funny story, this fat awkward kid i used to work with at kmart instant messaged me telling me about how he just went to ozzfest and about how much he loves these bands like full blown chaos and lamb of god...he then continues telling me that he saw that "Clitorture is coming to town pretty soon". He's going along with a bunch of his disturbingly awkward friends.

He want's to buy a clitorture cd and get it autographed but he wasn't sure if there would be an "autograph booth"

dertoxia said:

there will be a meat and greet @ FYE in Crossgates Mall from noon until 4p.m., and while we will be signing autographs (for $40 a pop), no single person is to look us directly in the eyes (EVER), and shall refer to us as "His Holiness" respectively.

im gonna be selling bootlegged autographed clitorture tshirts and posters out front. That, along with my ticket scalping i should be able to raise enough dough to buy a handgun so i can shoot myself in the face.

dertoxia said:

the rooster said:

WRONG, that is not the real reason they dropped off. they would still be playing it and george would still be on drums if they had a singer. john (as anyone who saw them) is on tour driving suffo around. that's the reason they couldnt play this show.

the_reverend said:

i'm only posting what Mike Hussey told me. i won't bore you by posting the entire message he sent, but george leaving is about the jist of it. doesn't really matter to me why they had to cancel. if they can't do it, they can't do it.

im 90% sure ill be at this. im going to try to drag kris and sarah to this as well, moe cant make it cus hes in jersey.

blue said:

i hope you can dude. sarah and kris as well. be great to see you all again.

ohHHHHHH GOD!!!!!!!!!

TONIGHT!!!

I heard someone in clitorture will be wearing a tapita dress.

dammit! i cant make it. fuck.

what time do the bands start? what is the order?

anonymous said:

did you miss the HUGE flyer @ the top of this thread?

it doesn't display in safari

so 5 bands and the show runs 8pm to 11:30pm. yeah for leaving at a reasonable time to get back home at an unresonable time!

host and parasite: the singer did a far ammount of intro for songs. He was no bane or anything. The songs were all rage against the system type topics. The music reminded me a bit of backstabbers (Ironic that I'm wearing that shirt) and phobia.

they are about to go on... get here dicks.

faggos

my neck is killing me.....but not from headbanging

DOOOOOOODS that was a blast

I'm in the edge of VT, just about in NH. just took a picture of a covered bridge and I founf my missing lens cap on the was back. it's non-useable.

Hope it was fun, wish I coulda been there.

do or do not there is no try

SOOOOO pissed i couldnt make it to this
PLEASE play MA

the_reverend said:

hahahaha. i'm that you actually found it. fun show all around. thanks for coming revie.

i just looked at the pictures. im pissed, you guys actually played wasted. please come to mass. please please.

a vesgore review:

Host and parasite: awsome. hard to describe but hardcore and grindcore would be their label. ex members of save yourself....just a awsome band. they ruled.

Held Under: rocked their cocks out

DRC: i have no idea what happened

Tentacles: awsome set, they rule. a new song was played...it killed...because THEY kill

Clitorture: one of the heaviest bands you can witness...some of the shit they do is just not right and shouldnt be allowed in the world of music, its too heavy. they played an amazing set, and appeared to stretch some songs out a bit. if you missed it. you're a fag.

on a side note* it seemed like the whole night the drummers kept having shit cut out on them. also the venue had no monitors. i thought that was odd. they always have monitors. ......THE END

yeah man my only bitch about the night was equipment problems. i still have no idea what went wrong with my rig because i tested everything out here at home and everything works fine, so WHAT THE FUCK. oh well.

mulchmania said:

it has the AIDS.

Hope you sold a bunch of the split CDs.

held under: there was a time where everyone I talked to in NY said that held under was the next big thing. I wonder what happened. They played a bunch of songs that I didn't know. I only have one of their CDs. The new stuff has a lot more clean singing in it.

drown retarded children: new drummer, two new singers. One was ernie (tentacles, ex-mucopus). The other was some kids who looked like the leader of the Tony Lazaro fan club. Their set was very short, but they had box robots who were boxing, a redneck cleaning up the place, and a gay hairmetal pirate. Ernie had some pitchshifter this that just made weird carnival sounds.

tentacles: hilarious set. filled with lots of retardedness, pastie bellies and a new song! The new song actually started off sounding like dying fetus riffs, but after the first 30 seconds, it changed.

clitorture: after a year not playing, besides the one absolute obvious f-up in the beginning of a song, I barely saw any mistakes. Thee guys must sit at home playing along with the CDs. Do yourself a favor and stay together. period. I did wish that more mass/nh people were there. you are all jerks.

Dehumanized not playing had nothing to do with me leaving, Crowbilly is a good friend and I had committed DEHUMANIZED to the show, but a few weeks ago John approaches me and tells me Suffocation asked him to drive and roadie for them and he agreed to do it cuz he needs the $$ , He had the idea of having Mike - Thru The Discpline, take his place but this band is not a Lego set where you take one piece of it and replace it with another. No offence to Mike and Im sure he wouldve done a good job but I wasnt going to play under those conditions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOgLPiIg9s4

the_reverend = the werd of God

no clitorture videos!?

mOe said:

seriously. i saw like 3 cameras filming our set.

i'm sure the videos are being uploaded as we speak

it's albany. I'm sure that the videos were up before the show happend. that's how they roll.

derbox said:

YOU FUCKING LIE!!! seriously. upload them shits YO.