My ode to you fuckers:


http://www.illwillpress.com/xmas.html

anti-controversy

don't care.

shoooo

I couldnt hear what the little green cat was saying, my comp at the library has no sound card, but i know Christina's views thanks to the Tookie thread. shes not a wimp, and probably strong willed too. I like "her" (assuming its a gal)!
DC must stand for direct current (obviously)... Direct current from your pocket Talmud.

THE MOTHERFUCKIN WAR ON CHRISTMAS IS A MORE PRESSING ISSUE THAN ACTUAL PEOPLE BEING KILLED IN IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN YOU PINKO FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!

BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:


I certainly care much more about Americans being killed overseas than the war on Christmas. Since Christmas is right around the corner, and people are going to great lengths to abolish any sort of celebration, I posted this.

Christina said:

You fucking retard, if you cared more about American deaths overseas (So people killed because of our invasions aren't worthy of your compassion? Nice to know the troops are over there for a reason) you'd post a topic about the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. You're just towing the conservative line like all the other sheep. Keep drinking the kool-aid.

BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:


Yes, you're correct I am retarded. How retarded of me to not know that I should only be posting about the war in Iraq and Afganistan, and not anything else.

Drinking the kool-aid, eh? I've never heard that one before, you're pretty original.

this is why girls shouldn't be allowed to start threads.

Don't be so hard on her, guys. She got confused and thought this was the kitchen.

RichHorror said:

that was total PWNAGE

rabble rabble. More important things than people not using the name of a consumerist holiday.

christmas is stupid

I giggle at the term "giftmas" because it's true.

WE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE X-MAS

AND WE LOVE LIBERALISM THE BEST MENTAL DISORDER ON EARTH SO REALLY TECHNICALLY WE ARE THE RETARDS

nah, the best mental disorder on earth is down syndrome...I strongly believe that they are existing on a completely different plane of existence that we unfortunate bunch will never know.

Possibly my friend but until we know WE ARE THE #1 Retards asshole don't try to glorify those down sydrome fucks they are but scum on my Liberal Balls!

I respect your right to say that...giggle

If I were you I would go listen to B'Dussy that makkkes me feeeel good www.myspace.com/bdussy

I AM THE ACLU YOU BETTERRR RESPECT MY AUTHORI-TIE!

pretty awesome grind...sounds like it was recorded underwater....or seemingly, underbongwater...but still awesome

Liberals are all homosexuals and Jesus hates you.

Well actually I believe it was! BONG!!!!!!!

Jesus we are The ACLU who the fuck is Jesus!?Liberals don't believe in that make believe shit we would rather put our faith in pedofiles and fags I mean ahemmmm HOMOSEXUALS!

The ACLU said:

Thats rather ironic considering the state of the church lately.

TRUE DAT TRUE DAT!!! CONSIDERING WE LOVE BABY RAPERS BUT WE HATE THAT WORD "GOD" EWWWWWWWW I GUESS LIBERALISM HAS PLAGUED OUR COMMUSNIST MINDS AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Thats right, it is BONG. I took that bong hit sitting right here....
**shameless shitty band plug**
NEW BDUSSY COMING SOON. PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR THE UGLIEST MOST TALENTLESS SHITTY GRIND. WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK.... HELL WE TUNE TO DROPPED G

DROPPED G OH MY GOD DOES THE G STAND FOR GOD!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I RUN IN FEAR!

hey ACLU...


just throwing that out there.

I actually hold shift cause I dont believe in the locking of capitalism!

that was actually a little funny

I must admit that I chuckled at my desk when I read that.

I CAN TYPE ALL DAY HOLDING THE CAPS LOCK. HELL, I DO HAVE A LOT OF PRACTICE IN THE AREA OF 'ONE HANDED TYPIN' IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN......

THERE is nothing funny about this young men! You shall pay for mocking the all powerful ASSCUNTLEGSUNDERWEAR!

ONE HANDED TYPING... We only care if you are looking at child porn!

FUCK NIGGERS SPICKS AND JEWS AND THOSE CHING CHANG GOOKS...WHITE POWER!

Freedom of Speech!

YOU ONLY CARE?
OR WILL YOU STICK UP FOR MY RIGHTS ONLY IF I WERE LOOKING AT KIDDIE PORN?
b.t.w.
unrelated question, is it true that Korn really stands for 'kiddie-porn"

I heard that korn stands for the yellow solids that comes out with the feces sometimes.

Bah humbug,Xmas SUCKS!!!

blah blah blah
You all bitch and moan about how much Christmas sucks and that you hate everything about it, but I guarantee that 99% of you exchange presents with either your family or significant other(s)...fucking hypocrites!

After seeing that annoying little Bill O'Reilly cat I am going to go give punches to the homeless in a show of good holiday spirit.

Yes Child Porn We Are The ACLU thats what we do we protect fag....ahem Homosexuals and Pedophiles why you need protection!?Korn is my favorite BAND!Anyone bitching about christmas is stupid shits already been constrewed into something it is not. Like Easter! Easter has nothing to do with Rabbits it has to do with JC getting his ass whooped by a buncha assholes.Have'nt you seen the Passion!

*misconstrued?

The true meaning of Christmas.

What's 'Chirstmas'?

I shit liquid all the time! so if I had any little korn kernels in my stew, it would probably hurt like hell!!

I CAN SPELL HOWEVER I WANT ASSHOLE MISCUNTRUDE!

I respect your right to say that.

I AM KENNY LANNING RAH RAH RAH!!!!

WOOOO!! THE ATTACK OF CONSERVATIVE WISDOM!!! THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS MUST BE STOPPED!!!

hahhahha SINCE WHEN ARE YUPPIES ALL LIBERAL??? You seriously can't be that stupid to actually think that. Or are you? I love how she hates "everyone who complains" or whatever, when in actuality she's DONE NOTHING BUT BITCH ABOUT THE ABSENCE OF CHRISTMAS IN AMERICA MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE HERE. Fuck, the whole time she's been here it's been bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch I wanna sing Christmas songs bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine whine whine. shut your fucking pie hole and do something about it instead of waiting for your fucking presents. Sounds like you've been listening to the media way too much.
I loved Colbert's closing remark last night, "Remember folks, despite what ever faith and religion you follow, you better have a very merry christmas".
If you're not one of those religious people or whatever, why are you so offended by this?

BornSoVile said:



You are a fucking champion!!! I love how you never cease to make shit up that I supposedly typed. I never once typed that I hate everyone who complains, so if you’re going to quote me, at least be accurate because you seem really fucking stupid when you misconstrue my words. All I did was post a link to a video that I agree with and that made me laugh my ass off. You’re the exact person that the video is geared towards…someone who gets all offended and fucking pouts when the word Christmas is brought up.

Well, since you brought up the topic of listening to the media too much – you’re the one who previously accused me of sounding like Bill O’Reilly, but how would you know if I sound like him unless you constantly watch his fucking show! Bill O’Reilly can wipe my ass after I take a fucking dump for all I care – I don’t need to watch his show to know what I am talking about so your comparison is void.

I don’t have to be religious to be sick and tired of fucking pussies like you bitching about Christmas (yet all you fucking pouters celebrate Christmas by exchanging gifts with loved ones), nor do I have to be Christian to agree with any “Conservative” issues that you insist people must be Christian to agree with. You are obsessing over Christian and Conservative stereotypes, and are just assuming that everyone who disagrees with your Liberal viewpoint is a maniacal Jesus freak. I don’t know how many times I need to keep typing this but you’re thinking is fucking illogical.

Christina said:
Don't hide from the truth, the reason you're here making this lame arguement is cause you can't stand people bashing christmas, so don't flip flop and NOW say you're not pissed off at everyone who says "happy holidays" instead of christmas. Nice job trying to frame me pouting about Christmas.


You still sound like Bill O'Reilly, tough shit.



YOU'RE THE ONE BITCHING ABOUT CHRISTMAS, NO ONE HERE FUCKING CARES. You can thank the ACLU for helping you be an individual who isn't christian and celebrates christmas. So essentially, you're whole theory and rants against the ACLU mean nothing in light of that revelation, and you're calling me the illogical one??

blah blah blah

Christina said:

Why? Are Americans more fucking special than other people being killed because of Americans? Last time I checked we are all on the same planet and it doesn't matter what fucking land mass you fell out of your mother on. Do 2000 of "our troops" equal the 100,000+ Iraqi civialians that are dead because of our foreign policy? And who the hell is trying to stop Chistmas? I was out today and saw tons of fat, stupid, ignorant people in their huge SUV's blowing their money on stupid toxic crap that was made in a sweatshop somewhere by someone making 3 cents an hour and will end up in a landfill within 5 years. Good little consumers. Their tax dollars will be used to bomb more innocent people into oblivion, and keep our dependency on oil from terrorists...just like Jesus would've wanted right? Looks like Christmas is doing just fine.

hahahha, it can go on and on and on and on! DESTROY THE FACIST CHRIST! HAIL THE HOLIDAYS!!
can you believe this board is bithcing about people not saying Christmas on a metal message board? the scary part is, she won't stop. I hope I get more asshole points than Joe when this all over and done.

happy holidays, merry christmas, who really gives a fuck? i don't care which one people say to me because the whole thing is gay. this whole thing is about as important as a shit-filled corn kernel hanging out of my ass. don't we have more important things to address, like the 800 threads about black metal?

exactly!

BornSoVile said:

joe accumulates 10 asshole points an hour. you'd have to be the biggest asshole around to out gain joe.

give me a day with a bunch of bleeding heart christmas freaks along with a room full of people who believe the ACLU is dismantling the constitution and I could be there with the best of them.

dreadkill said:

If you put a thousand monkeys with a thousand laptops in a room and fed them whiskey and A.C. on a muzak system, you couldn't compare.

Christmas will never die, there's too much money in it.

Anyway at this point Christmas is a cultural holiday, not a religious one, so both side on this should shut the fuck up and get merrily drunk on the Christmas punch.

BornSoVile said:


Hmmm…“flip-flop?” Who was it that you declared sounds like Bill O’Reilly? Anyways, so Bill, like I previously stated, I created this thread because the video made me laugh and I totally agree with it. I posted it here, as it seemed fitting to some of the political issues that are being discussed, and obviously, if I agree with the video then I certainly think that it is ridiculous that pussies like you get all fucking pouty, and whine, bitch, and cry whenever the word Christmas is mentioned.


BornSoVile said:


Let me correct you once again, I never once mentioned if I have beliefs of any kind; quite frankly, whether or not I believe in a higher power or whatnot, does not dictate the way that I feel about any issue, political or not, and you would be ignorant (I know that you love this word) to argue that because you do not know me personally. Hence, your thinking is still illogical, that hasn't changed.


You call the ACLU doing these things helping me to celebrate Christmas? Please explain:

Removing nativity scenes from public property
Banning songs such as Silent Night from schools
Refusing to allow students to write about the Christian aspect of Christmas in school projects
Renaming Christmas break Winter break
Refusing to allow a city sponsored Christmas parade to be called a Christmas parade
Not allowing a Christmas tree in a public school
Renaming a Christmas tree displayed on public property a Holiday tree

woo reverse pscychology. that video wasn't even funny, if only my mind was so unevolved as yours! and no, the word christmas doesn't bother me, so stop implying that it does, you look retarded doing it. sweet smear tactic there chief!
So what's your point? I understand you're not religious, I pointed that out and now your pissed about it. Your going in circles like usual. Sure you'll come back and call me ignorant and say I have no facts or whatever, so I'll let you continue to make a mockery out of yourself.
How does it help you celebrate Christmas? Because it's not excluding you, it's allowing you to be free to have the freedom to worship as you wish, removing the presence of the (any) church. The reason why Christmas is being removed from the aboved mention events is simply because not everyone is christian. I thought you would have understood that by now, that's why everyone is so moved by your belligerent intolerance. As far as calling anti-christmas sentiment intolerant, that's just bullshit. Christmas has had a free ride with this shit for centuries. The simple fact is that not everyone in the country celebrates christmas and there are also several holidays occuring this time of year applying to virtually every faith/religion, that's why it's called the holiday season. oh the horror, the horror!
You say you're not religious, but keep in mind that for the past 24 hours on here you've done nothing but bitch about the removal of word, Christmas, are you sure you're not religious? or are you just incredibly sensitive about that fact that church and state have to be seperate? no matter what happens you'll still get your presents, so cry a river build a bridge and get over it. you should seriously consider getting political about this instead of picking a fight with a bunch of metalheads. please, help us under stand your illogical mind. help us, help you christina.

"tears the season too be jorry... FA RA RA RA RA - RA RA RA RA"

i came in here cause i heard chixxx would be naK'd and the such.....so where's my free titties at ?

Bill FUCKIN" Clinton said:


my kind of people!

TITTIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LIKES TITTIES !

N0000000DZ

merry christmas.

Bornsovile wins this thread. Christmas was raped by christians, when it should be called Yule!

mmmm Titties, yes.

that's my way of saying, don't look here anymore.

Liberals cause Aids.

BornSoVile said:

You’re innacurate, yet again. The first Ammendment gives me this freedom not the ACLU, thank you.
Amendment I
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

BornSoVile said:

In reality, I never declared what, if any, religion I am a part of, as it is irrelevant; please refer to my previous post.


BornSoVile said:

As will you, so stop celebrating the fucking holiday by exchanging gifts if you’re so against it.


BornSoVile said:

I’m not fighting with any “metalheads” here. I’m just fed up with people like you who hate Christmas, yet celebrate it with gifts, and who support an organization that wants to abolish Christmas festivites. If your beloved ACLU really wants to enforce seperation of religion and state, then why the fuck do I walk into my (state) school and have to be bombarded with fucking Ramadah posters on the walls to celebrate that fucking religious holiday, but there are no Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or Christmas posters? Why are there Muslim fucking support groups at my school and not Jewish, Buddhist, Hindu or any other religion??? Why isn’t the ACLU intervening and sticking up for my fucking right to not be exploited to this garbage in a state setting, huh!?!? I’m being fucking offended here. Aren’t I the type of person that the ACLU sticks up for - the person who gets all fucking pouty and upset when they see something that has to do with a religion in a state property??? Since you worked for the ACLU, I suggest that you make a couple of phone calls and fucking jump on this – I’m offended and I want them to stick up for my rights. I’m gonna go cry…wah wah wah.


Again, I’m not fighting with any “metalheads” here, but I do enjoy debating politics, and I am pretty knowledgable in regards to what I speak about, but hey, what would I know, I’m just a fucking right-wing Commie!

xmikex said:

my sentiments exactly

Christina said:

And oh so modest!

Christina said:

man some of you people are in serious need of relaxation.

"Everytime you wish someone 'Happy Holidays' an angel gets AIDS" John Stewart rules...hopefully I got that quote right...

Christina said:

Conservatives don't have the balls to call up the ACLU. I'm sure they'd want nothing to do with you since you've already expressed racial and religious intolerance. You convinced yourself that I hate Christmas, when I havn't said anything at all like that, typical right wing behavior-labeling a group immoral/illogical simply cause their ideals threaten to dismantle the institutions that accomodate them. I don't know Christina, you keep going around in circles again, you got pissed off at me and my buddy Janssen for over-anaylzing the constitution, and here you are pulling it on us! Nothing that you say will change my point of view. Stop being a bitch, picking fights with people on an issue that is pretty meaningless in regards to the people here. Don't tell me you're not starting trouble, you wanted controversy, why else would you title the thread that? Your boy friend was cool enough to stop arguing but you felt the need to drag it out and blame tons of people because you're upset Christmas isn't on posters at your school. WELCOME TO AMERICA!

Christina said:

HAHAHA. This ammendment ALLOWS the ACLU to exist, not so much allows, more like ENCOURAGES. I'm sorry you were born with a foot in your mouth. Call up the ACLU, it's not to late to do something.

Christina said:

Thats your problem right there. Grow up cunt, and learn to tolerate shit.

This debate reflects upon the essence of what makes our country so great. We can express vehement opposition to each other without one of us ending up dead in a ditch somewhere.
WELCOME TO AMERICA!

brian_dc said:


WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING MAN
IT ISN'T ANAL LOVE
THEN I WILL LISTEN TO GRINDCORE