Tired of terribly produced U.S blackmetal bands? Here's one that's not so bad. No Synths, no gosh. Go to http://www.myspace.com/sorrowstorm
We have an interesting message for everyone about life.

Hahaha, there is nothing black about you faggot christian band

fight fight fight

christianity is about as black metal as the black guy in the darkthrone jacket from that hot topic picture.

the accursed has a song called sorrowstorm...way to rip them off. 'mo's

Look who's calling something unoriginal.

AUTOPSY_666 said:

oh snap, snap, snap, snap. he just diss'd you, oh snap

Fuck your false savior and your hand-me-down religion.

Knocking them for believing in something is pretty lame, everyone should instead be focusing on the so-so music.

i just listened to that song he has on myspace. i'll give that guy some credit for being a one man band and doing all the instruments himself. christianity really doesn't fit with black metal, but this guy's music isn't horrible. i'd say it's well done for what it is.

Thanks. I am the original poster. I knew for a fact that I would be criticized for playing black metal with Christian lyrics. Have you even read the lyrics to see what they say? Just curious. It doesn't bother me at all. I was just looking for some comments on the music. Thank you VoidExpression and dreadkill. We were a live band once, but when I moved to the United States I decided to take it solo. About the accursed, I have never heard the band "accursed." There are about 50 bands and projects in the United States that are considered Christian. I am not here to preach or anything. Just to promote my band like everyone else does. Thanks.

AUTOPSY_666 said:


you need to shut your mouth, go organize your shitty distro and stop trying to start message board fights, tough guy.

whiskey_weed_and_women said:

the song is so-so...call me in intolerant, hostile, ignorant elitist but christian black metal bands are just as gay as being a straight edge pothead band.

I get pretty put off by bands outright pushing something on people...I don't know if that makes me an asshole or anything but I just can't find the time to care about god when I'm listening to black metal.

pam nli said:

My mouth is shut, genius. I am typing with my fingers.

My distro is in perfect order and has always been.

whiskey_weed_and_women said:

well then gather that unused dick of yours and say what you have to say to my fucking face, or maybe the band you're shit talking for no reason. I think you're just pissed I denied your friend requests on myspace 100 times.

ok im not gonna snap that, that was just lame

shut your mouth faggot

now you're just getting upset for no reason. i mean really there was no arguement in your text. it sounded like the drunk at a party badly attempting to call someone out.

please step away from the keyboard and go play some ps2 till tomorrow

whiskey_weed_and_women said:

your just not gonna win,arguing with chics! logic,commonsense,accountability, forget about it,,,i think she roasted you pretty good there though!!!!ha ha haa

it's ok. im being told to watch my back at the moment. so i cause ive been gotten

you wanna try that sentence again in english?

what? are you drunk AND arguing with a girl? better quit while your ahead,you'll wake up with your cock glued to your stomach,
remember,hell hath no fury....

hey pam! looking good baby!!!!!

pam nli said:

no, i figured i'd try broad talk.

ohhhhhhhhhh! direct hit! by broad talk,do you mean,pull a bitchy face and glare,or do you mean,,,,talk about your feelings?

or do you mean"this girls not only right to be a little pissed,but handing you your ass in the verbal war to?"

anonymous said:

ouch my pride

woah, watch out for this guy...nothing says creativity more than making a sexist comment when intelligent response is not an option.

and thanks... anonymous guy

pam nli said:

this coming from the girl who asks me whats wrong with my vagina. good call, good call

that was an honest question.

hey whiskey,you keep talking like a bitch.....i'm gonna slap you like one!
ha ha haha i love reservoir dogs! , what is wrong with your vagina dude?

pam nli said:

right right right right right.

please wear your anonymous name tag while doing so. i mean i dont wanna get it mixed up with someone else, like pam just not logging and then changing it but no one would do that

if i keep going will i wind up a song, but its gotta have lots of breakdowns and open chugs.

please please pretty please.

this is not pam, this my best attempt to anonymously get in pams pants!!! and right now,i gotta better shot then you,jerkoff!

thats what this about right? your failure to get in pams pants?

haha im good, please be first.

anonymous said:

no this is about boredom and not being able to sleep.

yeah,those grapes are probably sour anyway right?

i hear that,,i'm on my seasonal insomnia thing right now myself...but take it easy on the ladies!!!! hell hath no fury!!!!

this thread made more sense when it was about christian black metal.

hahahahahhahahahahahahah

I'm not a fucking lady. I'll cut a nigga.

Son of the Invisible Man: Being invisible is the best.

christian black metal,darkthrone jackets at hot topic,,,wtf!

anonymous said:

B.B. King: Did you know that every 8 minutes, a black person is born in this country with no soul?

whiskey_weed_and_women said:

you should sleep it off dude! she's threatening castration!

What seems to be the fucking problem here gentlemen? Seems like WW&W and Autopsy 666 are getting a little bit mouthy, and sorry, but I feel the need to address it. I rarely post here, but when I come here to check on a thread that my brother started trying to find us a guitar player, I find instead two net warriors attacking a girl. My sister-in-law in fact. And now, in a completely unrelated thread, you're still running your mouths. Why is that? How about we just put out little keyboards down before someone gets their fucking mouth smashed in, shall we? I mean, we're playing a show with your band in a month, and I'm already planning on chatting it up with one of your bandmates, If he doesn't learn to curb his fucking mouth, I'm going to do it for him, and I honestly have no problem making it a 2-for-1. Pam tried to ask you what your fucking problem was and you posted some nonsense and were too much of a pussy to be real, and then posted some nonsensical fictional threat about "watching your back", which she never said, not remotely. Clever though. You're playing games, and I'm personally not a fan of allowing these little word wars to go on with my band's name being tossed around or my fucking family involved, so by all means, if you feel the need, keep talking, and we can resolve it some other time in a more personal way, if necessary. See, in my opinion, the more intelligent solution would be to let it go, and shut the fuck up so that it doesn't have to come to that. I'm being nice, so you should play nice as well, lest your mouth get you into unnecessary trouble. So, by all means, get some sleep. Sorry for the post Rev, but this shit is getting annoying already.

wo wo wo w wo wo wo i'm defending the girl!!!!

haha

You know there's some christian black metal band with a song called "free and cloth the virgin sacrifice" or something like that? Another was "Invert The Inverted Cross".

I just stated my opinion and she got defensive and pissy for no reason.

No one cares about your "Gothenburg, Massachusetts" band anyway, keep whatever name you want.

AUTOPSY_666 said:

{puts hand on head and exhales,,defeated}

AUTOPSY_666 said:

Zip your lip tart, my quarrel's not really with you, so just shut the fuck up or it will be.

wow, so basicly if anyone has an opinion of your band you're just gonna beat them up.

i dont even like john but you're just being retarded

whiskey_weed_and_women said:

no,just you ace,just you!!!!
ha ha ha ha remember that? the bully scene in stand by me?

it wasnt really a bully scene keifer just happend to play a tough guy "bully" in the movie. i would call that one scene the bully scene, its more of a ive got the gun and youre all going to listen to me scene. which in and of itself is really weak but hey it was what the 60s or some shit

It amazes me that anyone with 666 in their screen name would comment about anyone originality. There was no need to gay up a thread the band posted just to get the word out that they are holding auditions. I wouldn't go on a thread about your distro and be a dick.

whiskey_weed_and_women said:

No, this isn't even about my band, are you fucking serious? I am a firm believer that everyone is entitled to their own musical opinion, and I respect that. My band's name is unoriginal? Fine, I can see how that could be said. We suck? OK, your opinion. You opened your mouth too many times about someone that you shouldn't have, and I gave you ample time to shut up and walk away, and you didn't have the common fucking sense to dictate that fact to you, and furthermore insulted me, and my race, (albeit unknowingly, but never the less...) and in conclusion, I suppose that I have to use the only means of getting this message through to you that it seems will work.

why is it when i read your rants i should hear the ultimate warrior's theme song

did you get those armbands and face paint

jim beam and a haze of bongsmoke?

probably because it's hard for you to concentrate on all that proper grammar...

whiskey_weed_and_women said:

ohh ohhh,the umpire scores one to whiskey! your dead wrong here,but that was torch and a half

pam said:

i believe you stole my stapler

whiskey_weed_and_women said:

i'm gonna need you to go ahead and sleep this one off! yeeaaaa

i could set the whole building on fire, i believe you have my stapler

hey peter! check out channell 9!

It's officially too late for me to sleep now. Anything under 4 hours is better spent drinking coffee and doing homework.

sleep is overrated

I'm working on a big physics report. and masterfully changing internet topics

hmm spam

man...I wonder if this Sorrowstorm guy is going to get all excited when he sees how many replies he got on this

brian_dc said:

hahahahaha he'll probably say five hail marys and move as far away fom newengland as he can

brian_dc said:


lol, this whole time that's all I've been thinking about.

this proves nothing good will ever come out of christian black metal.

yeah woo fuck jesus

I get the whole history conflict...black metal has roots in satanism. But that doesn't really concern me.

but what I cared about was how "meh" the music was.

could've done without one of those buts

i never bothered to listen to it, i dont care for black metal or christians

I figured I owed it to the kid to listen after essentially pissing all over his thread...it's fuckin terrible.

I can consistently listen to Emperor and Dissection...haven't found much else

and Christians...well, I'm at a catholic school, I've come to hate the church but tolerate the people

Dissection is the be all and end all of BM.

I went to catholic school in elementary school, I remember the prolife loonies came once a year and showed us pictures of abortions...maybe that's why I love gore flicks so much...

VIVA LA DWYER!

anonymous said:

gay

Pantera's "Walk" was playing in my mind while I read the arguements in this thread.

I fear the e-tuff mafia.

BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:

You talkin to me?

pisscup said:


Walk on home boy, walk on home.

this thread is ridiculous. you've all lost focus on the task at hand, which is attacking christianity. the christians have turned us against each other. don't let them win. vanquish god.

see what happens when sexist sean opens his mouth!!!! looks like he's gonna get his ass kicked by another girl! monika and pam, the tag team!!

maybe that's what he wanted in the first place?
you ever think about that?

with that said, I didn't read anything in this thread.

I dunno, I think we should get back to the dick-waving one-upmanship, that was pretty br00tal. And the Soprano wannabe shit, that was a nice touch. It's just a shame that the thread go to a whole six posts before getting to the point.

(But seriously, the "unblack" "scene"? Tell me this isn't something people actually say.)

hahaha, unblack. that's pretty gay sounding. i always thought the opposite of black metal was white metal and the opposite of death metal was life metal.

can't just let it die...who cares...move on

everyone said:

Doomkid said:

Death to Life Metal.

wow i cant believe i read this whole thread in full. i feel dumb for having wasted that whole 3 minutes (im a slow reader, which probably means im pretty dumb already. meh)

I would have given up after the 5th post...you must be bored.

yes go craig go !

Hello, This is the original poster from Sorrowstorm. It was mentioned that there was a band / project that made a song called "Invert the Inverted Cross." This was what basically started the Christian black metal (or unblack) movement. It was called Horde, from Australia. Presently most of the bands of this nature are present in Latin America and Scandinavia. Somebody said something about pushing religion onto others. I was just going to ask, did I push any of my beliefs on any of you? I was just promoting my band, like I said, like everyone else. I did not come here to start religious debate. It doesn't matter to me if one thinks of Christian black metal as gay, oxymorinic, whatever. If you are open minded you could read the "blogs" posted on the http://www.myspace.com/sorrowstorm site. If anything, many people have pushed their beliefs down my throat while I do nothing but promote my band. I don't think it's very cool to judge right away without investigating the matter. I am not here to make enemies.

AS for the "death to life metal" comment, I have never used that term at all. It's just not a genre in my opinion. A genre is a genre in my opinion. Death, black, grindcore, doom. Some people are under the impression that christians do not know much about metal. Nothing could be further from the truth. My favorite band is Suffocation. What's yours? If you listened to the myspace song for sorrowstorm, could you tell it was Christian if you didn't know? Just a thought. Call me crazy but each person has their passion. I take this very seriously and would like some mature debate. I'm sure that every one of you has something valuable to put on the table, even if it is against me.

sorrowstorm said:

Commence making-fun-of.

Mature debate is my specialty.

i'd just like to point out, why hasnt anyone made fun of the band name yet.

chrisitan black metal?

KKK Rap.

I wanna hear a Jewish black metal band.
I think that would really spice up the Boston scene.

AUTOPSY_666 said:

There's a group of people in my town who do that. They're dead serious too.

Is it the best thing you've ever heard?

http://www.quincyforest.com/niggerjew.html

whatever, i think the music is pretty ballsy!

good work man.

although, i must say religion is gay, but i don't care about that, what i do care about is the music, and it's pretty good!

i think the thing is, satan is just as dumb as god. in theroy satan sounds cooler for a made up figure in the whole christian lore. but all in all, if you beleive in either, you are all in fact brainwashed scared sheep.
when you die that's it, it's over end of discussion!

god, satan...either way the music is cool.

dan out-------

actually thats not it, you become part of the soil. the electricity that flows thru is pushed back out in the atmosphere continuing to help the cycle of birth.life.death. recycling nature man.

didnt you get the flyer

if you like brutal death / grind, go to http://www.myspace.com/Encryptor
self promotion it's where it's at .

Doomkid said:

dyingmuse said:

SEACREST OUT!

there are more songs for you to listen to at
http://www.myspace.com/sorrowstorm
enjoy!

so how is everyone today? I'm going to the vital remains show tomorrow. It should be great!

Sorrowstorm, I met you at the store we probably had a few talks about your band.The music isnt that bad, do something about the cymbals sound. Nothing that I would listen to one my own. The lyrics I dont care about I'm not Christian and not about to become one.

As far as christianity, well you believe in whatever god you wanna believe. For me only one thing is realeath and god is dead.

I just think that the whole Christian Black Metal movement is total sacrilege, non-respect towards those BM bands. A lot of the Scandinavian BM bands come from the point of view that Christianity destroyed their culture, and their way of life...even if this was a long time ago, that's their history so I dont blame them for believing that. Christianity changed Scandinavia way of life along with their believes. Those fucking crusades were/are totaly disrespectful. So I think Christianity did enough already to destroy them (not only them) that you guys dont need to add anymore to this. Cause as far as I know BM comes from Scandinavia.

So please, Christian stay out of the Black Metal scene. You did enough damages already.

PS:I cant really elaborate more cause I'm lacking knowledge as far as history and norse mythology goes.

armageddanne i Oslo said:

Christianity destroyed all original pagan cultures in Europe through the inquistions

The Inquisitions are the only reason why Europe and North America are still predominantly Christian (The Indians were pagan as well)

Its funny that a religion that is supposedly based on love achieved its control through murder and bloodshed

This is true.
However, crusades came way later in Scandinavian than in the rest Europe. When Vikings raid Europe let say from 800 to 1000ac, Europe was already Christian, Scandinavia was not. It's more recent for them so I guess they didn't quite forget yet.

no jews?
http://www.vanguardnewsnetwork.com/

Should the subduing talisman, the cross, break, then will come roaring forth the wild madness of the old champions, the insane Berserker rage, of which the northern poets sing. That talisman is brittle, and the day will come when it will pitifully break. The old stone gods will rise from the long forgotten ruin and rub the dust of a thousand years from their eyes, and Thor, leaping to life with his giant hammer, will crush the gothic cathedrals!

Quote by Heinrich Heine

seems kind of bizarre that a person who makes Christian Black Metal would go and support Vital Remains...last time I checked they were really fucking Satanic.

brian_dc said:

It makes sense that he would being that he is a fucking retard

Maybe sorrowstorm is going to do Gods work and christianize the dechristianizers

Great Show! I enjoyed Grief and Vital Remains! What did you guys think?

sorrowstorm said:

I think you're a retard.

why is this thread active again.

CAN YOU FIND A MORE RECOMBINANT NAME?
FROST SORROW STORM
OR GRIM SORROW OF STORM
COME ON MAN
CREATIVITY
SENSU BLACK METAL 2006 AD

dreadkill said:


Because dumb shit lives forever on this board.

armageddanne i Oslo said:


burned!

Doomkid said:

ANALTARDS
FISTING, CRISCO
THRUST IN DEEPER
(BELCH)
SQUASH PROSTATE
DUCK EFFLUVIA

did any of you go to the Nile / Hypocrisy show at the paladium this past saturday? Nile owned!

This thread sucks.