FUCK!!!

haha, my new band also went through that. luckily we found a good one though. i wish you much luck in finding a name

*cough*
http://www.returntothepit.com/bullshit.php
*cough*

Necrophobic Agony in the shape of the Bitch Goddess

found one!!!

Suffering Masochistic Bounds on the backs of Slutty Gods

pharoas in the fetal position

this generator gets better every time someone brings it up

Gore-soaked Carcinogenic Necropsy tempted by Lesbian Vampires

i hear yah, terminally your abhorred goratory, is having the same problem right now.

BornSoVile said:

i believe we settled on the name last night; logos are already made, haha...i'm not sure how much freedom i have in releasing the name, so i'll just say it's not colonel angus, haha

terminabbhoratory

send me one!
odiumvile@hotmail.com

i won't have access to a scanner till tomorrow night, so i'll send em to you then

people never think of this, but you have a digicam. take a picture of it.
if you are going to tell me you don't have a computer then what are you on now, huh?
what?
that's right you somabitch I called you fucking out!

i'm starting a new band with a simple name: death.

oh wait...shit!

Sansphoric Gospel in the Pharaoh's Tomb

there you go, thats a great name

the_reverend said:

hey, way to be a smartass rev! i'm computing this through my head. bitch.

actually, i don't have that with me. i'm at the mrs.'s house, where there is no working scanner. i have used the ol' digicam trick though

it took us weeks to find a name, it was a nightmare.

I was outvoted on trojan whore. SO WHAT IF ITS A SONG!!

i just found out the name of my new band is the name of a song by a band called 'butterface.' i don't think that counts for us since we have no clue who the fuck they are.

my band bounced so many retarded band names around for a week before mike came up with dreaded silence. our old guitarist wanted to call us vociferous fury. worst name ever.

Just got an e-mail from a dude in the band The Ocean from Germany. He STRONGLY suggested that we change our name.

its very easy to avoid


STOP TRYING TO NAME YOUR BAND(s) "MUTILATOR"!!!!

reuben said:

ha, strongly suggest he fuck himself.

the_reverend said:



"Constant Seismic Worms of Jesus Christ". WOW, I'm using that one.

the_reverend said:

WebTV, dumbass.

I also have a PC, I'm just not on it right now, sucka.

reuben said:

Strongly suggest that he go out at fuck with some Turks so he can get a nice boiling oil bath.

AUTOPSY_666 said:

You have a Webtv, and youre calling HIM a dumbass.....LOL

the_reverend said:

when i clicked on that "total nun" came up. that's a winner.

CATHARSIS IN THE FETAL POSITION. NICE!

Extremely Swollen Tyrannical Scenario
Luminecent Steed of the Anal Fistula
Minced Grave
Cum In The Tormented Noise
Fisting the Feric Coronation upon the Bloody Altar of the Apocalypse
Six Degrees Of the Blackened Forbidden Atrocity In Quest For Satan
Six Degrees Of the Hybrid Cyst
Hideous Moonwitch within the Center of the Earth
Mythical Homophobic
Glazed Vamperotic Vampire Lesbians on the Bloody Carcass of Christ
Baby Cunt of the Moon

the_reverend said:

I played with that for like half an hour the first time I saw it...genius...must not click on it now or I'll be sucked in for the night

davefromthegrave said:

HAHAHAHAH mythical homophobic

Mythical Infection on the backs of Horned Beasts

I think "Baby Cunt of the Moon" is the best one ever.
I should update that thing.
in the suggestion list I have.. looking...
wow, 5378 words...

hey aaron, didn't Revolver or some other magazine refer to your name generator?

hahaah, all i got was Majestic. i feel jipped