now, this morning my roomate told me some wack news that Cookie Monster from Sesame Street had teamed up with some rap/hip-hop artist (of course I don't remember who--I was drinkin' my morning coffeee and eatin' my bagel, you think I give a fuck about such details that early in the A.M.?) to record a song about how fruits and vegetables are a better choice for snacks than cookies.

I agree, we're gettin' to be fat fucks in this country, but COOKIE MONSTER? Come on, he is the sacred polestar of metal growlies!

I haven't heard this atrocity yet. But I must.

Jagermeister is a sometimes drink.

jagermeister is a sometimes morning drink and an always drink

and the song about fruits and vegetables sounds like something they force you to watch in elementary school to brainwash the youth of America

Yeah, I saw something about this, they are gonna get the COOKIE MONSTER to teach kids about moderation and restraint!

in the meantime, Oscar the grouch is still going to rob elderly people for money to buy heroin with.

this is a true story i saw it on the news the other day.


is this the way our country has become, thousands dead at war, and cookie monster going on a diet gets headline news? we're all fucked

PC nation. hopefully just a fad, but I doubt it. kill them all.

KeithMutiny said:

EXACTLY! i saw it on the news last week, and i was like "why in the fuck is cookie monster a major news story, and why does he have dreadlocks now?" is he a straightedge vegan now?

Damn, even da Cookie Monsta iz sellin' out.
Gangsta Rap iz 4 da krak dealiz. Cookie Monsta iz seein sum changiz 'round da way. I can't wait 4 him ta come out wit a doorag and baggy pants and a platinum dollar-sign trinket strung round his furry neck, and Big Bird, Ernie, and Bert can be da krew dat he iz rollin wit yo. Dey be b-boyz standin in their b-boy stance.

Milk and Cookies 4 Life !

They should show the 6 year old first grade kids slaughter house videos to scare them away from bacon and cheeseburgers.

Those video's make me hungry.