Here ya go! Go hog-wild. Do it all on this thread, so we can keep it off all the others. You don't like all that shit, then just don't read this thread. Knock yourselves out...

fuck straight off

hey motherfucker y dont you eat my poop?
ill even give yer welfare ass an extra scoop.
when yer done with my crap ill wash it down with pee.
then youll grovel on the ground and milk my wee.

hey motherfucker, can I crap in your mouth?
chew it up good, and dont even fucking ralph.
youll poo out my poo then youll eat it again.
fuck you, suck my dick...

my new song.

BON JOVI USES DURACELLS MOTHERFUCKERS!

CUNT

THATS NOT XXSMALL....ITS BIGGER THAN FUCK

atta boy! c'mon people, let the hate flow...

phish can suck my ass!!!

actually, on second thought, they are not worthy!

deadhead deadhead take another toke
deadhead deadhead you're a lousy joke
friends of the devil? who're you trying to kid?
friends of the devil are dead like Sid
i'll be greatful when you're dead, so don't stick around too long

"whore- put your shoes on
bitch- swallow my cum
slut- suck me dry
cunt- choke and die!"
-nattefrost

i've been listening to this song for the past 3 weeks! fuck all you sluts out there! you are all born into submission!!!!!! (this of course is minusing the nice girls)

scott....your on crack

im bringin this thread back. its presence is needed

I MAKE YOU THIS OFFER:
IF JESSICA SIMPSON IS DELIVERED TO ME, I ASSURE YOU ALL I WILL DESTROY HER




EVENTUALLY

if jessica simpson is delivered to me, i will make her have to read a book. then her head will explode from the fact that she will have to perform an activity that requires brain stimulation.

she is an idiot. may she die from lack of brain capacity.

surely you'd make her your slave first

no way in hell. i cant handle idiotic girls. not to mention idiotic BLONDE girls.

id definitley throw her a few porkings b4 disposing of her.

yeah but they're the best, the stupid ones only know how to be good fucks...especially when tied up and not willing to do what you're asking allowing you to enjoy her pain even more...i mean...nothin

boys suck. work sucks. insomnia sucks ass.

ok, so not all boys suck... just the ones that don't, how does my friend say it... lick us where we pee? hehehehe

i'm a vagitarian

Women suck.

There is NO "god"!!!

Life sucks

America is a greedy country that doesn't know when to stop.

Religion was mad for people who knew nothing about the universe and who need hope.

Kalmah kicks ass and needs to tour the U.S.

Humans suck in general... no shit.

GWAR kicks ass.

I'm a tool for using myspace and livejournal.

I need to get laid.

I love Carrie Anne Ciccone.

I need a job.

Work sucks.

Vader kicks ass.

Dissection kicks ass.

Hypnosia kicks ass.

Gregorian chants kick ass.

War sucks (humans suck).

I like to look at vaginas.

Nationalism is retarded.

Keep it Metal.

i hate everyone who isnt white protestan.

i hate everyone who isn't me

jessica simpson is awesome and i would serenade her before wildly ravaging her pure silky white body.

i payed $60 for metal trivial pursuit and i spent over a month memorizing every answer.

salem state offers a history degree with a concentration in the occult. that is fucking awesome. salem state is so metal. still, i cant bring myself to go to college.

to the FSU kids who were calling rob halford a fag when he was being oh so awesome at ozzfest: may you be forever raped in deepest bowels of hell by satanic leather daddies

girls complain alot when chained naked to a radiator

they complain less when they're gagged

bllllaahhhggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!