Yes, I absolutely love the feeling of a dog’s knot. It’s fucking amazing and if your girlfriend’s tried it they’d agree.
Yes, I did the thing with the panties.
Yes, I agree that my alter sucks. Sorry she screeches at people to kill themselves.
Yes, we could in fact work, but my alter refuses to, choosing instead to mooch off SSDI.

Next questions.

YES, I DO HAVE A GREAT VAGINE THAT YOU WISH YOU xSEXEDx
YES, BURN MAN...DO U EVEN BURN MANG?
YES, I YES WHEN I YES ALL OVER MYSELF YES
YES, I THINKS CALLIN A DICK A KNOT MAKES ME LOOK DIFFERENT FROM OTHERS
YES, I TRY HARD 2 LOOK KEWL ON FORMS BRU

MORE QUESTS TO SHUN.

The knot is part of the canine dick. Look it up. Show your girlfriend. Let her try. She'll never settle again.

Well actually I asked your mom about it and she demonstrated how it worked...it was gross and I threw up on myself.