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returntothepit >> discuss >> Everyone Point And Laugh: CSDO Puts Slayer and Metallica logos on a flyer for their own show by xmikex on Jan 6,2017 10:14pm
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toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 6,2017 10:14pm


LOL Checklist (and please let me know if I've missed anything):
_ Dipshit flyer artist spelling "Powel Metal." Is Herb Powell hosting it? Can I drive The Homer to it? It's five letters. How hard is that?
_ CSDO, who has been around for 500 years, finding it necessary to list their "influences" on a flyer because that's a thing now?
_ Old man wasted-your-life desperation so think you can barely breathe in seeing grown men force Slayer, Iron Maiden and Metallica logos onto their flyer hoping someone might get confused enough to wander into the show looking for the Metallica concert.
_ The show being held at a 3 star family restaurant in Plaistow, New Hampshire (Yelp says avoid the prime rib au jus). Did Applebees want to big of a cut of the pay to play action?
_ The fact that CSDO will probably get another high school band to agree to pay to open the show, cancel, and then spark threats of a "lawsuit" (LOLOLOLOL) for not paying $718 to a show that made -$6.
_ Notable Powel Metal legends Metallica.
_ The continued belief that CSDO is a real band.



toggletoggle post by susurrate at Jan 6,2017 10:19pm
10/10



toggletoggle post by susurrate at Jan 6,2017 10:21pm
Nitpicking but the flyer creator couldn't even align the clip-art skulls properly.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 6,2017 10:23pm
Link to oldie but goodie discussion on Eric Paone's legal prowess, threatening to sue a bunch of teenagers for not playing his show.

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?for...8382&highlight=D.R.I.&menushowset=F



toggletoggle post by NH Paonefaggotry at Jan 7,2017 10:47am
xmikex owes me $718 for defamation of Eric Paine's character.



toggletoggle post by Marty McFly at Jan 7,2017 12:46pm
You're gonna need a time machine to see this show, apparently.



toggletoggle post by susurrate at Jan 7,2017 12:48pm
Marty%20McFly said[orig][quote]
You're gonna need a time machine to see this show, apparently.


HA!!! went right over my head



toggletoggle post by Raynard at Jan 7,2017 8:01pm
Can Invericrux get on this? Influences are Alice Cooper



toggletoggle post by Lol at Jan 7,2017 8:07pm
Lol flier says 2016!!!



toggletoggle post by Lol at Jan 7,2017 8:10pm
They fixed the date,but left POWEL METAL



toggletoggle post by Bill S. Preston Esquire at Jan 7,2017 8:23pm
Get in the booth, dude.



toggletoggle post by Not Fake at Jan 8,2017 12:09pm
they went out of their way to make the worst flyer possible. that shows some real initiative



toggletoggle post by CSDOPQRSTUVWXYZzzzzzzzz at Jan 8,2017 6:05pm
Paone is the biggest waste of life I've ever met. Ugly chud "girl"friend, republican thrashdad politics, and somehow, against all logic and reason, a band that continues to forge on, despite the fact that they suck worse than they used to, which was quite a lot, every fucking year.



toggletoggle post by 12 year old Powel Metal Fan at Jan 8,2017 6:13pm
What time does metallica go on?!? my mom has to pick me up from the show afterwards and needs to know. also the prime rib is actually pretty good. my gramps asked me to get some to go for him.




toggletoggle post by ADDED TO EVENT PAGE at Jan 8,2017 6:50pm
12%20year%20old%20Powel%20Metal%20Fan said[orig][quote]
What time does metallica go on?!? my mom has to pick me up from the show afterwards and needs to know. also the prime rib is actually pretty good. my gramps asked me to get some to go for him.



ADDED TO EVENT PAGE KID



toggletoggle post by susurrate at Jan 8,2017 7:51pm
fuck this i'm going to buffalo wild wings



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 8,2017 8:53pm
A part of me thought it was maybe just an old flyer (because who really gives a shit what this band is up to when they're not publicly tripping over their own dicks). Getting the year wrong and fixing it with a bigger font is cash money.



toggletoggle post by Scott_Malkinson at Jan 8,2017 10:29pm


I'm Scott Malkinson and I love powel metal.



toggletoggle post by I love Powel Metal at Jan 9,2017 8:12am
Powel Metal forever!!!



toggletoggle post by NH Brufaggotry at Jan 9,2017 10:00am
I'll bet that faggot Duncan is going to this.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Jan 9,2017 8:42pm edited Jan 9,2017 8:44pm
this venue looks legit...

http://www.racksplaistow.com/



toggletoggle post by I gots to get me some metil at Jan 10,2017 8:43am
Metallica Slayer and Iron Maiden all for $6? Hell yeah!



toggletoggle post by Mr. Reasonable at Jan 10,2017 11:09am
I thought "Powel Metal" might've been an asian thing.



toggletoggle post by Shots fired at Jan 10,2017 11:14am
I thought this was a Metal New England show at first.



toggletoggle post by Asian Metal Fan at Jan 10,2017 2:59pm
VULGAR DISPLAY OF POWEL =^________^=



toggletoggle post by B.L.K. at Jan 18,2017 2:55pm
Candy striper books their own shows.



toggletoggle post by Butt Drugs at Jan 18,2017 3:07pm
This is exactly what happens when you take drugs incorrectly, kids.



toggletoggle post by killer kadoogan at Jan 20,2017 12:00pm
holy shit it's like i never stopped posting here



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toggletoggle post by CANDY STRIPPER DETH OGRY at Sep 3,2019 1:07am
WE DEMANDS THIS GETS TAKEN DOWN BECAUSE WE ARE A REAL BAND AND THOSE ARE OUT INFLUENCES AND IF YOU DONT THINK WE ARE ONE OF THE BEST OR AT LEAST BETTER POWEL METAL BANDS IN NEW ENGLAND THEN U HAVEN'
T BEEN IN THE SCENE LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW ANYTHING. WE HAVEBEEN AROUND SINCE MID 90S AND BEEN KICKSINGS ALL ASSES ALONG THE WAY.

A BIG FU TO U PUNKS AND DICKS



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