bennyhillifier


legitimately thought this was a joke.

please kill me.



bennyhillifier

fags

Have you even tried Heliofight.

So were off the hook?

seriously, noone was worse than eastcide, although scarecrow hill was definitely a close second

just saw that scarecrow hill does an eminem cover, so they win

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SEAX IS THE SHITTIEST BAND OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANY BAND WITH SPANDEX WEARING MEMBERS SHOULD DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carmine isn't even in Seax anymore, ya fuckin looney tune.

Nice to know I'm on somebody's mind. As far as the spandex crack is concerned, I'd love to see how King Thunderstool would react if he suddenly appeared at a traditional metal show in Germany. I've seen metalheads over there with all kinds of spandex. Animal prints, black and white stripes, lightning bolts... you name it they have it.

he's too busy being a felon-in-making hiding in people's sheds.

And being the "greatest troll of all time."

RTTP DARES THEN: Come to Chinatown

RTTP DARES NOW: Wear spandex to a German traditional metal show

All Newfags are shit

The person to whom you are referring is already a convicted felon since 2002.

That dare only applies to Wily since he's butthurt about my wardrobe.

I've hesitated to post anything about this for obvious reasons, but I think it's really interesting that the King Thunderstool posts started up again right after they set a date for his criminal trial to begin. Either the guy has no common sense, or some copycat troll who wouldn't be privy to that information has impeccable timing.

Xatatax

Duncan blows his dad's cock every night for $18! Fork it over you little faggot!!!

I AM THE GREATEST TRO- shit logged in on the wrong troll account.

Janssen

all trolls are janssen mcfagget

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAMANTHA IS A BIG FAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, do go on... Please.

Let's see... Here is another one from last night. I'm just going to keep documenting these like I've been doing for the last 2 1/2 years.



But let's all pay attention to this obviously psychotic person who thinks it's funny to threaten to kill me and rape my corpse, just like he has been doing for a couple of years. He obviously wants attention. Let's give him attention.

Hi. Everyone is paying attention to you. Everyone thinks you're crazy. Are you happy now?

so psyched. call me. I made hummus.

ZIRCON

I agree. zircon was complete shit and for true faggets.

Megatron ain't here to back you up this time, Wily.

That's showin' Scott who's boss, Big C!

^^^

Best troll I've spawned since the early Thunderstool posts.

I used to get pissed at those, but in retrospect those were pretty hilarious.

I'm here to kill Duncan and grab the $18!!

i thought rimtiley had the $18 now?

Duncan and Tim Riley are using me to play monkey in the middle.

bennyhillifier

...tell me this is a real band.

If by "real" you mean they exist, yes. if by "band" you mean a collection of "musicians" that make "music", no.

My favorite part is the live shots in front of the obviously vacant drum set.

holy shit. i'm going to research this immediately.

wow. this is a real, legitimate, no joke-band.

http://www.serenadeiidarkness.com/

"A metal experience mixing tortured, poetic lyrics, haunting vocal tones and doomy, thundering sound to bring attention to the horrors of child abuse. "

please enjoy the fine merchandise available.

http://www.serenadeiidarkness.com/store/

Prime example: this band.

serenade II darkness is the teen version of inverticrux

If this video has taught me one thing, it is that a homeschooled child will prefer to use a gate as opposed to the wide open space next to it.

fags

Sexcrement is the worst band.
Those vocals are the WORST.

lich king...still more popular than any of your bands will ever be. for better or worse.

Ha!!! I thought the same thing

i'm going to go out on a limb here and say that in their own special way, Serenade II Darkness could be the gothic teens answer to Tommy Dice and The Hardcores.

fags

Serenade II Darkness....holy shit. They just go above and beyond the call on so many levels...the face paint, the super awkward programmed drum beats, the live clips, those shirts for sale. 10/10, A+, five star package here.

exceeding all expectations

This band is too perfect for ridicule. It can't be a real thing. Their Facebook wall alone...

yes because popularity and quality so often coincide

did you not see Divion's Handmade Chainmaille Jeweled Pendants?

just actually listened to first video posted, holyyyyyyyyy shit. we need some kind of laws instated to regulate shit like this from being produced, like how you aren't allowed to call pizza with chicken on it pizza in italy

bennyhillifier

Dude.

fags

https://www.blogger.com/profile/14545465029690120092

that might be my new favorite band.

....I....I just...the crooning vocals.....that practice amp...and the crowd cheers....

Not really digging that band. But I would like to know where the vocalist bought those pants.

I BLAME BRANDEN BECAUSE HE CANT SING EITHER

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00B60SK3M/r...e/192-7797946-5727604?redirect=true

This "album" was released on December 21, 2012. And you can own it for just the arbitrary amount of $8.91.

Clicking through the track previews is a fantastic time.

my favorite part is when the guitar player almost fall over from his one single head bang at the end (3 minutes or so)

not to mention a guitar player and a vocalist is a band now?

jesus christ shut the hell up about yourself already. just because one person occasionally trolls you doesn't mean the thread has to all of a sudden be about you. noone gives a fuck samantha.

Some psycho spends over 2 years constantly threatening me on this site; I call them out on it once, and some anonymous weirdo comes in a week later to tell me that I'm an attention whore. Oooookayyy...

Gosh, I'm such an attention whore for standing up for myself once after a couple of years of some nutcase threatening to rape me every other day.

Serenade II Darkness... mostly cause their mom bothers people for promotion.

The fuck are you doing to your kids up there?

Is it just me, or does it seem like the entire audience consists of encouraging parents?

I would worry if I was in your position, this is could be in your future...

Yeah, the whole thing is delightfully, unbearably awful, especially at the end when the Dads are chanting "ONE MOAR SONG!?" while the two of them just kind of awkwardly stand there, you know feeding off the crowd's energy

Fuck.

amazing. so fucking amazing. I can't stop listening to this. there is far too little available.

You can always own the drumless CD for the low low price of $8.91.

fags

Vidar Bloodfang and Divion. Excellent find.

Duncan owes me $18

bennyhillifier

wolvhammer dropped. serenade will be replacing them.

bump because i'm not over this yet.

Google alerts-ing your own band is a hell of a drug.

sign below

i'd sign the shit out of that.

I'd like to buy a round of drinks for the uncles who molested them.

i just got turned onto this video as well.



bennyhillifier

I'll bet you got turned on to that video.

i was feeling it. also-

That guitar player sucks.

My ex girlfriend had hair like that singer. I broke up with her because this video.

You fucking asshole. You don't think about anyone but yourself!

Vidar Bloodfang has been playing electric guitar and working on various band projects since 2009, age 12, having professional rock and metal guitar training. His thunderous shredding and genius riffs explode the roof off of every venue.

wow

rev you should bring back live bands on the show..get these kids to play.

Complete FTW

shutup samantha

I AM AN IMPORTANT MEMBER OF THIS BAND

DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME. ALL I EVER DO IS GET WALKED ON BY YOU AND I'M TIRED OF IT

He's incredible! I'm not a girl at all! Mind you, we're all pretty potty in this house. Last night, right, we were all watching the television and it was a program we wanted to watch, you know, and, uh, we were just watching it and right in the middle of it, I got up and turned it off! Mad! I don't care what I do, you know. Unless it's work or anything like that, you know. Last Wednesday we stayed up 'til one o'clock in the morning!