Who's the hottie that makes you feel naughty? That thrasher with the vest that puts a puddle in your nest?
The black metal girl who makes your wee-wee curl?
Be respectful, be anonymous, but don't be missing out on the fun!
Have a bitchin' rest of summer vay-cay! -your pals at Tiger Beat : )

Sure, I would eagerly shove it in Blue's pooper, but who wouldn't?

Samantha has a crush on grilled dickcheese sandwich!

Goat Ryan is all of the above.

You faggots don't know the meaning of Eros.

They are all fixed on Agape.

Everyone knows all my crushes. So many of them.