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returntothepit >> discuss >> I've seen it all now... Wtf.. black metal slam? by anonymous on Feb 18,2014 10:25pm

post by anonymous at Feb 18,2014 10:25pm

Black metal slam? Really, what the fuck is this world coming to.

Http://whatchamacarcass.bandcamp.com/track/queen-of-putrescence

post by BBoANP_nli at Feb 19,2014 1:45am

Trvly gay

post by Lamp

at Feb 19,2014 4:18am

I'm gonna give that the benefit of the doubt and assume it's a joke. So bad, hahaha.

post by sense of humor at Feb 19,2014 7:00am

Hahaha their other songs are amazing. Wow this is hilariously good

post by shitcunt at Feb 19,2014 10:05am

There's a picture of a candy bar, and Dan Akroyd in "Nothing But Trouble" on the page. It has to be a joke.

post by Yeti at Feb 19,2014 10:12am

this is hilarious hahaha.

post by sense of humor at Feb 19,2014 10:14am

whatchamacarcass.bandcamp.com/track/zeus-throbbing-thundercock

This is the best song I have ever heard in my life. Is this band local?

post by Yeti at Feb 19,2014 10:45am

I have no idea, the location says Greenland haha.

post by Yeti at Feb 19,2014 3:26pm

taking bets now on how long it takes "black slam" to become the new scarf endeavor.

post by the_reverend

at Feb 19,2014 3:47pm

the wiggahs have found black metal!

post by capt.obvious at Feb 19,2014 4:22pm

its yeti's project.

post by Yeti at Feb 19,2014 4:40pm

I wish it was my project, it's awesome.

post by largefreakatzero at Feb 19,2014 4:45pm

I like this far better than Vattnet Viskar, though that's not saying much.

post by i_am_lazy at Feb 19,2014 10:37pm

There's a Facebook page for this with zero likes. How is that possible?

post by yesterday rememberer at Feb 20,2014 7:53am

largefreakatzero said	[orig][quote]
I like this far better than Vattnet Viskar, though that's not saying much.

THIS IS THE HARDEST-WORKING BLACK SLAM BAND IN NEW ENGLAND AND/OR GREENLAND, ANYONE WHO TALKS SHIT ABOUT THEM IS JUST JEALOUS

post by whitenoiseblackchaos at Feb 21,2014 12:45pm

The whole album is quite the listen...
http://whatchamacarcass.bandcamp.com/album.../grinding-the-ugly-off-of-your-face

post by arilliusbm

at Feb 21,2014 1:22pm

I really hope this is some kind of joke.. Black metal slam? SMH. Haven't listened, don't want to.

post by Yeti at Feb 21,2014 3:12pm

I am on a mission to make "black slam" the new twig and berries.

post by Mark_R at Feb 21,2014 3:36pm

Slamthems to the Welkin at Dusk

post by Yeti at Feb 21,2014 3:41pm

De Mysteriis Dom Slamthanas

post by Yeti at Feb 21,2014 4:22pm

Slammed In Black

post by Burnsy at Feb 21,2014 5:47pm

A Forest of Slams

post by Burnsy at Feb 21,2014 5:48pm

Translamvanian Hunger

post by Burnsy at Feb 21,2014 5:49pm

Yeti said	[orig][quote]
I am on a mission to make "black slam" the new twig and berries.

BRIAN SLAMINE would be proud.

post by pure genius at Feb 25,2014 1:21pm

CHUBBYCHASEISACHUBBYCHASER is an amazing piece of work

post by timma at Feb 25,2014 2:07pm

This is the most amazing material in the last decade, if not all of the decades.

post by Yeti at Feb 26,2014 8:47am

Slam of the Light's Bane

post by karl stevenson at Feb 27,2014 12:51am

Srsly do these losers even know lin yutang?

post by Yeti at Feb 27,2014 8:41am

Slaughterslam

post by Whatchamacarcass Yeah! at Feb 27,2014 9:28am

THIS EFFING RULES!!!!!

post by Snowden at Feb 27,2014 10:35pm

Slam Buens Ende

post by Longdeadgod_nli at Feb 27,2014 11:21pm

Si slamumentum requires slamcumspice

post by Yeti at Feb 28,2014 8:43am

Towards the Slamthrone of Satan

post by ugh at Feb 28,2014 9:07am

This shit is absolutely pathetic. What are they trying to accomplish? The vocals are offsetting and the guitar tone is weak. Also, the drums don't seem real at all. Amateur musicians doing amateur songs and for what?

post by Mark_R at Feb 28,2014 9:31am

Massive Conspiracy to Slam All Life

post by Years at Feb 28,2014 9:43am

Dark medieval slams

post by Mark Rawls at Feb 28,2014 9:44am

Hope you guys like muh new $hiznit.

post by Yeti at Feb 28,2014 10:15am

...And So the Slam Became

post by the_reverend

at Feb 28,2014 10:35am

finally got to listen to it.

post by the_reverend

at Feb 28,2014 10:35am

that is the future

post by hahahhahaha at Feb 28,2014 10:44am

http://whatchamacarcass.bandcamp.com/track/part-time-butcher

Hahahaha

post by Yeti at Feb 28,2014 11:22am

Onyx was the original black slam.

post by shitcunt at Feb 28,2014 1:26pm

Yeti said	[orig][quote]
Onyx was the original black slam.

BOOM!!!!!!!

/endthread

post by Burnsy at Feb 28,2014 2:31pm

ugh said	[orig][quote]
This shit is absolutely pathetic. What are they trying to accomplish? The vocals are offsetting and the guitar tone is weak. Also, the drums don't seem real at all. Amateur musicians doing amateur songs and for what?

You shut your fucking whore mouth.

post by Lamp

at Feb 28,2014 2:47pm

ugh said	[orig][quote]
Also, the drums don't seem real at all.

WE HAD TO HIRE THE BEST PRIVATE DETECTIVE MONEY COULD BUY TO FIGURE THAT OUT

post by ugh at Feb 28,2014 2:58pm

Burnsy said

[orig][quote]

ugh said	[orig][quote]
This shit is absolutely pathetic. What are they trying to accomplish? The vocals are offsetting and the guitar tone is weak. Also, the drums don't seem real at all. Amateur musicians doing amateur songs and for what?

You shut your fucking whore mouth.

Oh I'm sorry if I call out a band that obviously has no real skills at what they do so they make a mockery of metal and other kinds of music. Obviously this band is a joke and the fact that you morons praise fake music is rediculius

post by Lamp

at Feb 28,2014 3:04pm

Laughter is illegal in metal. Your arrested.

post by ugh at Feb 28,2014 3:23pm

Uh Yea with stuff like this? Black metal AND shitty slam metal? What is the appeal? I didn't laugh once.

post by Burnsy at Feb 28,2014 4:00pm

You should be sorry. This shit is pure talent. POST YOUR BAND, MISTAH SKILLS!

post by Yeti at Feb 28,2014 4:02pm

Welcome My Slam Chapter

post by MA Metalheads Reporting Live at Feb 28,2014 4:08pm

I haven't heard this yet but these are friends of mine and are great guys and I support them. And just because you don't like them doesn't mean they SUCK or are GAY or just because my girlfriend can't walk when she comes from Asystole practice doesn't mean she's BANGING SOME OTHER NUMETAL FAGGET. Those are just your OPINIONS. Everyone has them.

post by Yeti at Feb 28,2014 4:16pm

Asyslam

post by MA Metalheads Reporting Live at Feb 28,2014 4:22pm

Yeti said	[orig][quote]
Asyslam

They're great. I saw them on tour with Deicide and ummm............ Metallica.

post by asystole at Feb 28,2014 4:49pm

we speaking of the awesome, amazing boston area based asystole?

post by asystole at Feb 28,2014 4:51pm

the asystole that looks like this?

post by Burnsy at Feb 28,2014 5:06pm

I didn't know joe pesci was in that band. "Whattayawantfromme?"

post by Yeti at Feb 28,2014 5:29pm

Slammerheart

post by Lamp

at Feb 28,2014 8:22pm

Identity Crisis: The Band

post by racism is a crime and crime is for niggers at Mar 1,2014 11:09am

More retarded mainstream music pretending to be "underground." Big surprise.

post by LongDeadGod_nli at Mar 1,2014 8:38pm

The Archaic Slam

post by Yeti at Mar 3,2014 8:38am

The Slam Mirrors

post by Burnsy at Mar 3,2014 10:18am

Aspera Heim Slamphonia

post by LongDeadGod

at Mar 4,2014 10:38am

Pale Slamlore

post by Yeti at Mar 4,2014 10:57am

Rebel Exslamaganza

post by Alx_Casket

at Mar 4,2014 12:36pm

Burslam

post by Rttp Common Sense Poster at Mar 4,2014 1:27pm

Band sucks

post by Snowden at Mar 4,2014 2:28pm

Hellslammer "Apocalyptic Slams"

post by Snowden at Mar 4,2014 2:30pm

post by conservationist

at Mar 6,2014 7:10am

Hipsters trying to justify their shit music. "Slam" refers to what they do to each other's asses.

post by Yeti at Mar 6,2014 8:36am

A Slam in the Northern Sky

post by Alx_Casket

at Mar 6,2014 9:07am

conservationist said	[orig][quote]
Hipsters trying to justify their shit music. "Slam" refers to what they do to each other's asses.

I thought you would be into something called black slam.

post by LongDeadGod

at Mar 6,2014 9:25am

Slams of Northern Darkness

post by whatchamacarcass at Mar 6,2014 10:15am

Thanx guys I don't know how this ended up on this site but we will continue to make music and keep pumping songs out. If you don't have a sense of humor then that's your bad. Maybe a song will be made about people who post on this site

post by Longdeadgod_nli at Mar 7,2014 1:40am

Slamzer division marduk

post by Burnsy at Mar 7,2014 8:31am

Puritanical euphoric mislamthropia

post by Yeti at Mar 7,2014 8:39am

hahaha

Vikingslamgr Veldi

post by Dr. Sarkdonicus at Mar 7,2014 9:27am

whatchamacarcass said	[orig][quote]
Thanx guys I don't know how this ended up on this site but we will continue to make music and keep pumping songs out. If you don't have a sense of humor then that's your bad. Maybe a song will be made about people who post on this site

Good on YOU bro. Your music may be shit but don't let haters stop your conquering the world. Your apathy gives me a chub.

post by shutup faget at Mar 7,2014 4:24pm

post by black slam #yolo at Mar 7,2014 5:49pm

Black Slam is nu-metal for a nu generation.

post by longdeadgod

at Mar 7,2014 9:45pm

Kveldsslammer

post by Burnsy at Mar 8,2014 12:03am

Hahah! Nattens slamdrigal

post by Burnsy at Mar 8,2014 12:04am

The agent that slams the desert

post by Snowden at Mar 8,2014 3:55pm edited Mar 8,2014 3:56pm

...slam Oceans "S.L.A.M.G.O.D."

post by Snowden at Mar 8,2014 3:56pm

Why did I even own that record at one point?

post by Longdeadgod_nli at Mar 8,2014 6:54pm

I liked ... And oceans

The linear slamfold

post by Randy_Marsh at Mar 9,2014 12:29am

Let Us Slam - Vital Remains

post by Yeti at Mar 10,2014 8:38am

that's death metal. try to keep up.

Det Slam Engang Var

post by Burnsy at Mar 10,2014 9:12am

Krohm - Slammers of Lost Martyrs

post by Burnsy at Mar 10,2014 9:16am

Opportunistic Thieves of Slam

post by Slam master at Mar 10,2014 11:25am

Slam of the ages

post by grilled_dickcheese_sandwich

at Mar 10,2014 1:39pm

Randy_Marsh said	[orig][quote]
Let Us Slam - Vital Remains

Burger slam

post by 0110 at Mar 10,2014 1:50pm

in the constellation of the slam widow

post by Yeti at Mar 10,2014 5:04pm

Non Slamiam

post by Longdeadgod_nli at Mar 10,2014 8:57pm

The principle of slam made flesh

post by anonymous at Mar 10,2014 9:05pm

HAHA! "massive conspiricy to slam all life" classic

post by Yeti at Mar 11,2014 8:39am

The Tenth Sublevel of Slamicide

post by occam's razor at Mar 11,2014 10:01am

Have any of you fuckwads even listened to the OP band rather than just playing with album titles and inserting jokes? Fucking stupid.

post by Burnsy at Mar 11,2014 10:37am

Yeah, we listened. Fuck off.

Slamorexia Nervosa

post by Yeti at Mar 11,2014 11:39am

occam said	[orig][quote]
Have any of you fuckwads even listened to the OP band rather than just playing with album titles and inserting jokes? Fucking stupid.

you are dumb.

Tol Compt Slam Slam Slam

post by Nokslamnal Mortum at Mar 11,2014 12:39pm

Goat slams

post by narkybark

at Mar 11,2014 2:42pm

Night on the Slam Mountain

Possessed by Slam

post by Snowden at Mar 11,2014 4:45pm

Burnsy said	[orig][quote]
Yeah, we listened. Fuck off. Slamorexia Nervosa

Seriously. I mean, imagine the SHEER GALL of a messageboard not giving extensive thoughtful deliberation to some jerkoff novelty myspace metal joke project?

Slam Tepes

post by Snowden at Mar 11,2014 4:47pm

Wait wait wait!

I "Between Two Worlds I Slam"

post by kvlt at Mar 11,2014 5:36pm

Snowden said	[orig][quote]
novelty

Wearing bedsheets on stage?

post by Burnsy at Mar 11,2014 5:47pm

::sniff sniff:: AHHHHH SMELL PUSSY

post by 0110 at Mar 11,2014 6:05pm

my slam for his glory

post by garyDiNardo at Mar 11,2014 7:04pm

This shit sucks. Its not $lam and it aint black metul. If it aint made or composed by a 'groid then its no longer ironic and even gayer than previously anticipated.

post by Snowden at Mar 12,2014 12:24am

kvlt said

[orig][quote]

Snowden said	[orig][quote]
novelty

Wearing bedsheets on stage?

Dammit Keith, I gotta be me.

post by Goatrider

at Mar 12,2014 3:04am

Cut your flesh and worship slamtan

post by 0110 at Mar 12,2014 5:43pm

777 slam(s)

post by Slamael at Mar 12,2014 10:48pm

Ceremony of slammosites

post by Snowden at Mar 12,2014 10:57pm

Does NSLM count?

Slamnozor
Slam, Genus
Graveslam

post by Snowden at Mar 12,2014 10:58pm

Seigneur Slamand

post by Burnsy at Mar 12,2014 11:30pm

Slamgeist

post by Yeti at Mar 13,2014 8:48am

The Secrets of the Black Slams

post by Slamuel Jackson at Mar 13,2014 9:01am

Slameth Bloody Slameth

post by Burnsy at Mar 13,2014 9:27am

Slampfar

post by Slamuel Jackson at Mar 13,2014 10:05am

Slamnilla Road

post by Yeti at Mar 13,2014 11:25am

THOSE ARE NOT BLACK METAL. YOU'RE RUINING THE JOKE.

post by Slamuel Jackson at Mar 13,2014 12:13pm

Yeti said	[orig][quote]
THOSE ARE NOT BLACK METAL. YOU'RE RUINING THE JOKE.

Yngwie Slamsteen

post by Yeti at Apr 2,2014 12:58pm

Slamesis Divina

post by anonymous at Dec 18,2014 8:23pm

ALBUM OF THE YEAR 2014

post by Slam spell at Dec 18,2014 9:03pm

Wolfslam

post by Burnsy at Dec 18,2014 9:07pm

The Slamberlain

post by Snowden at Dec 19,2014 7:49am

Master's Slammer

post by Yeti at Dec 19,2014 8:26am

Ophthaslamia

post by Yeti at Dec 19,2014 9:09am

Dodslamsgard

post by Burnsy at Dec 19,2014 9:15am

Enslammed

post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 19,2014 9:16am

Bethleslam

and I'm out

post by Sacreligion at Dec 19,2014 9:59am

Slamon Slamarth

post by Yeti at Dec 19,2014 10:34am

Ugra Slamma

post by Sacreligion at Dec 19,2014 10:36am

At first I thought this thread was about the Onyx/Biohazard remix of "Slam"

post by Snowden at Dec 19,2014 6:07pm

Eluveitie "Slamia"

post by Dankill @work at Dec 22,2014 4:56pm

Odin Slams All Ye

post by Yeti at Dec 22,2014 5:16pm

Ill-Natured Slamitual Invasion

post by anonymous at Dec 22,2014 6:06pm

ALBUM OF THE YEAR 2014

post by Yeti at Dec 23,2014 12:06pm

Ordo ad Slammo

post by Burnsy at Dec 23,2014 12:13pm

Thantifaxslam - Slamming White Noise

post by Burnsy at Dec 23,2014 12:14pm

Slambringer - Death and the Black Slam

post by Yeti at Dec 23,2014 1:08pm

Pure Fucking Slammageddon

post by kvlt at Dec 31,2014 7:15pm

Slamtanic black devotion

post by Snowden at Jan 1,2015 10:02am

Slamsentia Lunae

post by Snowden at Jan 1,2015 10:04am

Negura Slammit

post by Jacobim Spetzlesser at Jan 1,2015 10:19am

AD SLAMINEM

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