http://deathscream.net/the-top-50-worst-heavy-metal-bands-of-all-time/

Seeing Blacklace, Slauter Xstroyes, Sad Iron, and Exorcist in the Top 10 makes me not take this list seriously.

Guys I gotta go, my mom went to work, and I am going to look for some of these bands patches on ebay.

^ This troll, while clearly a parody, is a very accurate representation of a lot of teenage pizza thrashers who care more about collecting patches than actual music.

PREPARE FOR BATTLE JACKETS

PREPARE FOR THE NORTHERN ELITE REUNION

wow, i got about halfway through it. I.N.C from the "richboy home of Bridgeport CT"??? hahahaha thats like the "rich town of Lawrence, MA

But what really made me realize that this dude was a total poseur was two things. One, in the Trapeze section he didnt know Dave Holland (the child molestor from Judas Priest) was in the band. Two..He bashed Lucifers
Friend. Great fucking band