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"Give her a good fucking," said Hogrod sleepily.

"Seriously?" Hairy asked, picking up the owl and admitting to himself that the pink, wet vulva did look very inviting. But the size of his own penis seemed impossible in comparison.

"The bitch wants it. Fuck away."

Hairy carefully lined up his throbbing cock with the owl’s dripping vulva. The owl held out her leg so Hairy could slip his cock inside. To his amazement, his foot-long cock easily disappeared inside the bird, even though it was longer than the owl’s whole body. He was so excited by another occurrence of magic and the chance to quell his usual morning horniness, that it only took him a few strokes in the tight, steaming owl pussy before he was cumming. Hairy let go of the owl so as not to hurt it as a massive orgasm ripped through his little body. The owl’s huge eyes were riveted to his as it flapped its wings and rode up and down on his huge cock. Then his meat stick lurched and a torrent of hot, thick sperm erupted inside the animal. The bird was literally blown off his cock, leaving his prick to jump and spew thick gouts of ball cream all over Hogrod’s gigantic genitals. The bird flew out the window, trailing Hairy’s hot cum.

Hogrod yawned loudly, sat up, and stretched. He looked down at the hot, semen icing Hairy had gifted him with and smiled. He wiped it up with a huge finger and slurped it eagerly.

I, Thunderstool, the world's greatest troll, am also the world's greatest male model.