Old dude from Tulsa, OK charred remains found in his home, the theory is it was due to Spontaneous Combustion.

http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/offbe...us-combustion-theory-in-mans-death/

I like how all the news reports are correcting Sequoyah County Sheriff Ron Lockhart's horrible English in his quotes on the case. He's certainly no scientist. SHC has been debunked time and again, one hick sheriff comes along and says "I'm not saying [spontaneous human combustion] is what it is, but I haven't ruled it out" and everyone starts wanking their sheep dicks about it.

For fuck sakes it's in Oklahoma...didn't think of wanking about it though.

thanks obama.

BETTER THAN A ZIPPO