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returntothepit >> discuss >> Andrew Hock is a trust-fund hipster poserfaggot by the truth on Dec 19,2012 12:33pm
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toggletoggle post by the truth at Dec 19,2012 12:33pm
Seriously, why would you stoop to what is basically prostitution to get drugs when your parents and their four-story long island mansion and endless bank accounts are just a phone call away? Most likely because you just honestly like the feeling of a big veiny cock in your mouth, but haven't come to terms with it yet because you're too busy re-working Sonic Youth songs with distorted guitars and calling it black metal.




toggletoggle post by trust-fund hipster poserfaggot at Dec 19,2012 12:48pm
Yeah, well that's just, like, your opinion man.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Dec 19,2012 12:53pm
I just think the most amusing part of this post is the accusation that he's a poseur.

OP is butthurt because his sexual advances and offering of a blowjob must have gotten rebuffed.



toggletoggle post by fix'd at Dec 19,2012 12:56pm
MikeOv said[orig][quote]
I would suck dick for H.



toggletoggle post by art critic at Dec 19,2012 1:02pm
I do like the way the word faggot covers him in a ghost semen kinda way, it mixes well with his pajama pants, hairy arms, and sweetass gibson.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Dec 19,2012 1:12pm
fix‘d said[orig][quote]
MikeOv said[orig][quote]
I would suck dick for H.


...K.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Dec 19,2012 1:14pm
he looks like that dude from the show Monk



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Dec 19,2012 1:18pm
I guarantee that Andrew did nothing to OP and OP is still posting anon. What are you afraid of?



toggletoggle post by Mandy Rash at Dec 19,2012 1:23pm
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
Ummmm its pronounced MOUND



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 19,2012 1:26pm
Never met hock, but is HeadbangingMan Hock?



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Dec 19,2012 1:27pm
No headbangingman is the artist formerly known as Bestial Onslaught.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Dec 19,2012 1:28pm
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
I guarantee that Andrew did nothing to OP and OP is still posting anon. What are you afraid of?


Who even cares? I guess they're attempting to offend by means of poor trolling. I'm also not sure if I was supposed to be bothered by "fix'd" post or that other thread directed at me, but it would appear that someone has an unhealthy fixation over me and a drug.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 19,2012 1:30pm
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
No headbangingman is the artist formerly known as Bestial Onslaught.


Hahaha wow, I had no idea.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Dec 19,2012 2:31pm
MikeOv said[orig][quote]
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
I guarantee that Andrew did nothing to OP and OP is still posting anon. What are you afraid of?


Who even cares? I guess they're attempting to offend by means of poor trolling. I'm also not sure if I was supposed to be bothered by "fix'd" post or that other thread directed at me, but it would appear that someone has an unhealthy fixation over me and a drug.


yeah they are obsessed with me too, its sad.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Dec 19,2012 2:32pm edited Dec 19,2012 2:46pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
No headbangingman is the artist formerly known as Bestial Onslaught.


Hahaha wow, I had no idea.


I thought I had asked him on here if it was him and I think he said no though...hmmm maybe it is him.



toggletoggle post by chill falses at Dec 19,2012 2:53pm
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
MikeOv said[orig][quote]
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
I guarantee that Andrew did nothing to OP and OP is still posting anon. What are you afraid of?


Who even cares? I guess they're attempting to offend by means of poor trolling. I'm also not sure if I was supposed to be bothered by "fix'd" post or that other thread directed at me, but it would appear that someone has an unhealthy fixation over me and a drug.


yeah they are obsessed with me too, its sad.



No one is obsessed with you as much as youself, stop trolling yourself, and stop obsessing about what's inside men's skinny jeans.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 19,2012 2:54pm



toggletoggle post by Cheroin at Dec 19,2012 3:10pm
No one actually cares that you do heroin. We just like others who do it more and giving you shit about it makes it easier to cope with our concern for actual friends.



toggletoggle post by chill cat is legit at Dec 19,2012 3:13pm



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Dec 19,2012 3:14pm
Cheroin said[orig][quote]
No one actually cares that you do heroin. We just like others who do it more and giving you shit about it makes it easier to cope with our concern for actual friends.



What?



toggletoggle post by Cheroin at Dec 19,2012 3:15pm
Cheroniak sucks at life



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 19,2012 3:18pm
He's a roniak, roniak, on the floor.
And he's dancing like he's never danced before.



toggletoggle post by chill cat is legit at Dec 19,2012 3:28pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
He's a roniak, roniak, on the floor.
And he's dancing like he's never danced before.





toggletoggle post by anonymous ex at Dec 19,2012 3:30pm
chers cock is only 9 inches



toggletoggle post by Cheroin at Dec 19,2012 3:32pm
anonymous%20ex said[orig][quote]
chers cock is only 9 inches
good trolling technique. Implies equipment is small even though its significantly larger than most.



toggletoggle post by chervestite at Dec 19,2012 3:38pm



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Dec 19,2012 3:49pm
Cheroin said[orig][quote]
No one actually cares that you do heroin. We just like others who do it more and giving you shit about it makes it easier to cope with our concern for actual friends.


who is "we". Oh you and one other person? I really dont care that much what your deal is with me, all I know is you are an anon pussy.



toggletoggle post by Group member #5 at Dec 19,2012 4:02pm
your gay shutup fagget



toggletoggle post by hey wtf? at Dec 19,2012 4:04pm
This is an Andrew Hock thread, stay on topic.



toggletoggle post by Randy Faggot on topic at Dec 19,2012 4:09pm
Andrew Hock is friends with Randy Marsh which is gay because he's a Faggot.



toggletoggle post by Alyssa BigBoobs at Dec 19,2012 4:11pm
Wow. You guys are all immature children.



toggletoggle post by hey wtf? at Dec 19,2012 4:19pm



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 19,2012 4:20pm
Too soon.



toggletoggle post by final verdict at Dec 19,2012 4:27pm
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
Too soon.





toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Dec 19,2012 4:33pm
anonymous%20ex said[orig][quote]
chers cock is only 9 inches
haha



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 19,2012 5:03pm
Yeah I can't see that picture, we know. Well trolled.



toggletoggle post by impressive package inspector cher at Dec 19,2012 5:13pm
anonymous%20ex said[orig][quote]
chers cock is only 9 inches
rivaled only by notshavers bulbous mound of crotch



toggletoggle post by blue  at Dec 19,2012 5:35pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
No headbangingman is the artist formerly known as Bestial Onslaught.


Hahaha wow, I had no idea.


this. was just thinking where the fuck has alex been



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Dec 19,2012 5:43pm
damn I hope I didnt blow up his spot haha



toggletoggle post by RobinG at Dec 19,2012 5:45pm
How is this even fun? The board is flooded with complete nonsense now and cats on a metal board. Whatever I'm trying to book Neurosis in Boston right now later!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 19,2012 5:47pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
No headbangingman is the artist formerly known as Bestial Onslaught.


Hahaha wow, I had no idea.
damn, ditto. Dude rules.



toggletoggle post by RobinG at Dec 19,2012 5:49pm
Basically just click spam on everyone Not Logged in until The rev's head fucking spins.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 19,2012 5:50pm
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
anonymous%20ex said[orig][quote]
chers cock is only 9 inches
haha
dude knows beauty when he sees nuttshavers dong though. Respect.



toggletoggle post by shutup fagget at Dec 19,2012 5:59pm
RobinG said[orig][quote]
How is this even fun? The board is flooded with complete nonsense now and cats on a metal board. Whatever I'm trying to book Neurosis in Boston right now later!



shutup fagget



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 19,2012 6:10pm
If Andrew is a trust fund kiddo, I'm jelly.



toggletoggle post by trust-fund hipster poserfaggot at Dec 19,2012 6:15pm
Its not all that its cracked up to be. Sometimes daddy threatens to cut me off unless I promise to stop munching cock for drugs.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 19,2012 9:16pm
Who's Andrew Hock?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 19,2012 9:33pm
he had a tv show in the 90's with a guy called stimpy. it wasn't very big.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 19,2012 9:40pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
he looks like that dude from the show Monk


Tony Shaloub.



toggletoggle post by Uh at Dec 19,2012 9:40pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
Who's Andrew Hock?


Used to be in Biolich, then in Ehnahre for a bit, and is now in Castevet. From NY, but went to or still does go to music school in Boston.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 19,2012 9:45pm
I don't know this guy. Good thread would thread again.



toggletoggle post by Cheroin at Dec 19,2012 10:37pm
Notshaver has no mound at all (when he's not stuffing his pants)



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 19,2012 10:44pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
I don't know this guy. Good thread would thread again.


I didn't, did a Google about it. Best thing about his band is that it's not Liturgy.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Dec 20,2012 6:56am
I will say, whoever is talking shit about Shoes needs to fuck right off. Kid could shoot paint thinner into his rectum with a turkey baster every morning and hed still be a better dude than you, fagget. Who cares what drugs other people do? Drugs kick ass.



toggletoggle post by THE REAL FALSE ANDREW HOCK at Dec 20,2012 10:45am
Hey guys. I know I talk about how awesome I am all the time. I know this annoys you. I know I may or may not have traded my drugs for the opportunity to perform oral intercourse on another man. I know my taste in music if far superior to yours. I know when my band opens for a national act you're there to see Castevet. But, you may be taking this all too far. You're constant badgering makes me wonder if my huge ego may be overinflated.



toggletoggle post by swinesack at Dec 20,2012 1:40pm
Castevet is good.



toggletoggle post by Thurston Moore at Dec 20,2012 4:23pm
swinesack said[orig][quote]
Castevet is good.



toggletoggle post by fix'd at Dec 20,2012 4:30pm
Thurston%20Moore said[orig][quote]
Castevet owes me royalties.



toggletoggle post by Peter Cetera at Dec 21,2012 11:08am
The fact of the matter is, life is about riffs and getting your rocks off. I don't know this guy, but you are all jealous of his family wealth, his musical abilities, and his taste. You guys can't hack being in bands - because you're in college flunking out... Otherwise you wouldn't have this much time to shit around on the interwebs.

You Daft Cunts! Your mothers don't respect you either, and you'll never have shit to your name.



toggletoggle post by Andrew Hock at Dec 21,2012 2:51pm
The guy(s) really got me this time! Truly scathing stuff



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