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My cousins are half-Jewish.

You are discovered Jew, come out with your hands up

i have a pair of half-jewish cousins too.

How'd you know I also had a pair?!!! TEARERUST!

My real last name is Greenbergstein.

MY MOTHER IS JEWISH

I'm jew-ish?

I am not Jewish! I am a loyal full-blooded German knight!

Oy

in the song "Rational Gaze" by Meshuggah there is a part where it sounds like he screams "I LIKE JEWS"

hahaha yes or its "I like juice"

hasidic jews = acidic juice

ha!

ITT: roundin' em up

you are full of awesome misinterpreted metal lyrics....appreshed

I banged a Jew once.

Oh wait, two of them actually.

in the song "Exquisite Machinery of Torture" from Chaosphere there is a line that sounds like "i like Bud Ice"

the best one i found recently is from "The Baying of the Hounds" by Opeth. the first lines sound like

i hear the baying of the hounds in the distance
i hear them devouring
the best made tacos on the Earth
diabolical beans

Bahaha another opeth one is in the drapery falls. It sounds like he's saying, "deadly badgers rape my dreams."

the best one in existence is Old Man's Child:

i can hear the demon call
SUCK MY DICK, MY ANUS TOO!!

the first two vocal lines

bennyhillifier

YTMND.com had a baying of the hounds page with the quote "fresh made tacos of the earth." i never picked up on the diabolical beans part though. akerfeldt must've gotten the shits eating taco bell on tour and wrote a song about it.

^LOL

HA! holy shit.

That berenstain bears author really went off the rails.

yea so theres so many jews that didnt post in here. shameful for their heritage. thanks burnsy and dreadkill, ill add you to my list of jews.

I dress and play the part and jew to the bone... dradel to the bone!

Depends on who you ask (my mother isn't Jewish)

Any part Jew = Jew

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/...y-in-hungary-discovers-he-is-jewish

buncha fuckin' Jews in this thread