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returntothepit >> discuss >> Earache Records (for some reason) releases shorts record ever by the_reverend on Jun 1,2012 1:40pm
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 1,2012 1:40pm
Earache Records is celebrating 25 years of bringing extreme metal to the masses and, as part of the celebrations, has released the World's Shortest Album, striking fear into the hearts of radio DJs everywhere.

Earache is no stranger to world records, having previously claimed two official Guinness World Records, for the world's shortest single with NAPALM DEATH's "You Suffer", as well as the world's shortest music video with BRUTAL TRUTH's "Collateral Damage".

Now, Earache is taking the idea of "shorter, faster, louder" to the extreme, with the shortest, fastest and loudest album around. 'Earache: World's Shortest Album' celebrates brevity as an art form, featuring 13 extreme, straight-to-the-point tracks totalling just 87 seconds, smashing the previous 121-second record held by Canadian dance group CHROMEO.

The attempt at setting the new record for the world's shortest album has been rejected by Guinness however, who no longer recognise "world's shortest" records, explaining:

"The nature of competing to make something the 'shortest' by its very nature trivialises the activity being carried out, and Guinness World Records has been forced to reject many claims of this kind. As such, we have been forced to cease listing records for the shortest song, shortest poem and indeed the shortest concert."

'Earache: World's Shortest Album' is still available to the public however, and is out now on iTunes at http://bit.ly/Kx9MTi

The full track listing and times for the album are as follows:

01. Napalm Death - You Suffer (00:04)
02. Napalm Death - Dead (00:05)
03. Napalm Death - Your Achievement (00:06)
04. Wormrot - False Grind Sodomy (00:04)
05. Wormrot - You Suffer But Why Is It My Problem (00:04)
06. Brutal Truth - Collateral Damage (00:04)
07. A.C. - Howard Wulkan's Bald (00:09)
08. Lawnmower Deth - Be Scene Not Heard (00:07)
09. Painkiller - Trailmarker (00:08)
10. Brutal Truth - Blockhead (00:07)
11. Morbid Angel - Bil Ur-Sag #2 Lava (00:06)
12. A.C. - Windchimes Are Gay (00:10)
13. Insect Warfare - Street Sweeper (00:13)

Total running time - 01:27

View the album cover at


The album is also available to listen to in full on YouTube at

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toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 1,2012 2:47pm
this looks and sounds half assed even for an overtly half assed effort



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jun 1,2012 2:52pm
There's no way in fuck 1:27 is the world's shortest record anyway, there HAS to be something shorter than this out there.



toggletoggle post by blerg at Jun 1,2012 2:53pm
Lamp said[orig][quote]
there HAS to be something shorter than this out there.


ya you're dick



toggletoggle post by GRAMMAR POLICE at Jun 1,2012 2:54pm
"YOUR DICK"


fucking idiot.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jun 1,2012 2:55pm
blerg said[orig][quote]
Lamp said[orig][quote]
there HAS to be something shorter than this out there.


ya you're dick


"half assed"



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Jun 1,2012 2:57pm
cool waste of vinyl bro

also, I have a Bloodyminded cd that clocks in at only 1:03, and a Fantasmi Di Sodoma tape that is only about 24 seconds long, so it doesn't even succeed in that aspect.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jun 1,2012 3:02pm
a couple thoughts: 1. I suppose their definition of a record is a 12 to 13 song album. 2. 5 bucks for 1:27? no thanks!



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jun 1,2012 3:07pm
Not even worth the illegal download.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jun 1,2012 3:11pm
that said, as a fan of all things novel and gimmick, I give them credit for the attempt.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Jun 1,2012 3:13pm
i applaud earache for not realizing that giving this away for free would net them a lot more money.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 1,2012 3:21pm
Celebrating 25 years of living off a handful of good records.



toggletoggle post by demondave at Jun 1,2012 7:33pm


It is very ridiculous. They should have come up with outrageous packaging. Like the morbid angel box set, but mounted on a cinder block. That would be worth it.




toggletoggle post by yummy at Jun 1,2012 11:33pm
That Insect Warfare goes on and on.



toggletoggle post by Big bag of assorted nigger parts at Jun 2,2012 12:47am
Soon to follow: World's most invisible royalty checks.

DIG IS A KIKE.



toggletoggle post by demondave at Jun 2,2012 1:19am
yummy said[orig][quote]
That Insect Warfare goes on and on.


haha - awesome




toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Jun 2,2012 11:51am
FTR, that Chromeo "record" was a voicepack for Nokia's GPS system. Not really a "record"



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 2,2012 11:56am
Bllleeeeaaauuurrrrgghhh! - A Music War called, it would like its schtick back.



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Josh Cunt nli at Jun 2,2012 8:59pm
please nobody pay for this. None of the bands will see anything from it



toggletoggle post by yummy at Jun 2,2012 10:26pm
done



toggletoggle post by charlieinfection  at Jun 4,2012 10:40am
Bleeeeeeaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhhh !!!!
freakin great record for sure !!!!!



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jun 4,2012 11:03am
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
Bllleeeeaaauuurrrrgghhh! - A Music War called, it would like its schtick back.



bennyhillifier


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