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returntothepit >> discuss >> SEAX now Metal Thursday house band! by Thunderstool on May 31,2012 2:29pm
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toggletoggle post by Thunderstool at May 31,2012 2:29pm
SEAX will now grace the Ralph's Diner stage at at least two MTs a month. Expect regurgitated "traditional" metal riffing and lots of goofballs playing duck duck goose.



toggletoggle post by The TRUE Thuderstool the Brown at May 31,2012 3:19pm
The Overnighters of Metal

Seax Seax livin at Metal Thursday.
When we're in town buttholes explode.
We're a bunch a wimps and we think we play loud
but overnighters and duck duck goosers is our crowd.

We look like clowns
in our assless chaps
our traditional metal
sounds like crap.
Gonna keep on rehashing
always will
rip off the 80's - our band will
rip off the 80's - our band will

no local promoter will book us
We sound like ass
We wear womans clothing
most unoriginal band in Mass.

The true metal people think we dont rock
just pose.
Wearing taselles and leather
add panty hose.

We look like clowns
in our assless chaps
our traditional metal
sounds like crap.
Gonna keep on rehashing
always will
rip off the 80's - our band will
rip off the 80's - our band will



toggletoggle post by Thunderstool at May 31,2012 3:28pm
Thunderstool the Brown is a wise Thunderstool.



toggletoggle post by Thundersteel  at Jun 1,2012 8:25pm
You have way too much time on your hands.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Jun 1,2012 10:28pm
That's just like... Your opinion, man.



toggletoggle post by Hugo Dong at Jun 1,2012 10:43pm
The%20TRUE%20Thuderstool%20the%20Brown said[orig][quote]

We look like clowns
in our assless chaps
our traditional metal
sounds like crap.
Gonna keep on rehashing
always will
rip off the 80's - our band will
rip off the 80's - our band will



toggletoggle post by FrauleinThursday  at Jun 2,2012 3:05pm
Seax can only be the house band if Carmine agrees to dress up as Dr. Rockso and make balloon animals for us on our birthdays.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol_2 at Jun 2,2012 10:28pm



toggletoggle post by Thundersteel  at Jun 3,2012 9:26am
FrauleinThursday said[orig][quote]
Seax can only be the house band if Carmine agrees to dress up as Dr. Rockso and make balloon animals for us on our birthdays.

Haha maybe if I ever learn how to make balloon animals!



toggletoggle post by Thunderstool at Mar 12,2013 12:56pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

WHY does Samantha keep booking these idiots?



toggletoggle post by MetalThursday  at Mar 12,2013 1:08pm
They draw.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Mar 12,2013 1:24pm
MetalThursday said[orig][quote]
They draw.

A novel concept.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Mar 12,2013 1:25pm edited Mar 12,2013 1:29pm
Thunderstool said[orig][quote]
WHY does Samantha keep booking these idiots?


Oh, hi! I didn't book that show. I just made the flyer.

By the way, you are one of the most annoying, pointless, and unfunny trolls I've ever seen on this site. Your obsession with Carmine is so severe that I'm convinced you have major psychological problems. Why don't you go have hot, gay sex with him, and get it over with?



toggletoggle post by YOU ARE ALL DUMBASSES at Mar 12,2013 1:38pm
When are you stupid people going to realize that this is all Will Laviolette?
The only solution to making this stop is to rape his sister.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Mar 12,2013 1:41pm
Holy butthurt, Batman!



toggletoggle post by YOU ARE ALL DUMBASSES at Mar 12,2013 1:44pm
Holy oh my god my friend would never be thunderstool because he isn't like that but really is behind everyone's back, batman!



toggletoggle post by seriously... at Mar 12,2013 1:45pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]
Holy butthurt, Batman!


can someone anyone give her a dictionary so she can learn a new term other than butthurt.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Mar 12,2013 1:45pm
Cool story, bro.



toggletoggle post by DukeManjunk at Mar 12,2013 1:58pm
Ha! You fucking cockmongers wish I was thunderstool, and I'm willing to bet that my sister could kick the shit out of 99% of the users on this board.



toggletoggle post by Thunderstool at Mar 12,2013 2:22pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]
Thunderstool said[orig][quote]
WHY does Samantha keep booking these idiots?


Oh, hi! I didn't book that show. I just made the flyer.

By the way, you are one of the most annoying, pointless, and unfunny trolls I've ever seen on this site. Your obsession with Carmine is so severe that I'm convinced you have major psychological problems. Why don't you go have hot, gay sex with him, and get it over with?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

You must be a Seax groupie! Why don't you shut up and get fucked? I think your boyfriend Thundersteel is waiting for you.



toggletoggle post by FAGGOT OP DETECTOR at Mar 12,2013 2:29pm
DukeManjunk said[orig][quote]
Ha! You fucking cockmongers wish I was thunderstool, and I'm willing to bet that my sister could kick the shit out of 99% of the users on this board.


T FUCKING I



toggletoggle post by DukeManStool at Mar 12,2013 2:29pm
DukeManjunk said[orig][quote]
Ha! You fucking cockmongers wish I was thunderstool, and I'm willing to bet that my sister could kick the shit out of 99% of the users on this board.


EPIC FUCKING TROLL EXPOSED.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Mar 12,2013 2:30pm edited Mar 12,2013 2:32pm
Thunderstool said[orig][quote]
You must be a Seax groupie! Why don't you shut up and get fucked? I think your boyfriend Thundersteel is waiting for you.





toggletoggle post by King Thunderstool at Mar 12,2013 2:32pm
I command you all to suck my dick!!!!



toggletoggle post by Jesslyn at Mar 12,2013 5:54pm
I promise that who ever made the "rape his sister joke" will regret it. Rape isn't funny...ever...sincerely, wills sister.



toggletoggle post by uhhhhh at Mar 12,2013 5:58pm
Jesslyn said[orig][quote]
I promise that who ever made the "rape his sister joke" will regret it. Rape isn't funny...ever...sincerely, wills sister.


Attn scaphism.



toggletoggle post by finger paintings of the insane at Mar 12,2013 6:01pm
Kill the father. RAPE the mother. Kill the father. RAPE THE MOTHER.



toggletoggle post by Two Wrongs Make A Right. at Mar 12,2013 6:02pm
So it's ok for Duke to make up shit about females but no one else can? Doesn't seem fair to me.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Mar 12,2013 6:07pm
Jesslyn said[orig][quote]
I promise that who ever made the "rape his sister joke" will regret it. Rape isn't funny...ever...sincerely, wills sister.


Backed. Don't mess with this girl. She rules.



toggletoggle post by YOU ARE ALL DUMBASSES at Mar 12,2013 6:11pm
The rape comment was to get her piece of shit brother out from hiding. I know nothing of his sister. I'm sure she is cool. The rape comment worked and he was exposed. Now if you excuse me, I have some rapes to commit because you women love getting raped.



toggletoggle post by WHERE‘S MY PIZZA at Mar 12,2013 6:18pm
Jesslyn said[orig][quote]
I promise that who ever made the "rape his sister joke" will regret it. Rape isn't funny...ever...sincerely, wills sister.


Guaranteed this actually won't happen, but that's fun.



toggletoggle post by WUT at Mar 12,2013 6:24pm
WTF is T.I.? Is Thunderstool DukeManJunk? What is he making up about females?



toggletoggle post by New England Needs Assessor at Mar 12,2013 6:28pm
So DukeManJunk's sister is thunderstool? O.o



toggletoggle post by Maximum Retardation at Mar 12,2013 6:28pm
Thread has reached maximum retardation. Levels critical.



toggletoggle post by Dan Hammer at Mar 12,2013 6:32pm
What about Sonic Pulse?




toggletoggle post by Turkish Oil Wrestling Instructor at Mar 12,2013 6:45pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]
By the way, you are one of the most annoying, pointless, and unfunny trolls I've ever seen on this site. Your obsession with Carmine is so severe that I'm convinced you have major psychological problems. Why don't you go have hot, gay sex with him, and get it over with?


As opposed to being obsessed with meaty mancock like all of power metal?

"Oh look, he dressed up as an elf. Now it's not gay, it's COSPLAY! Spear my prostate Legloass!"



toggletoggle post by King Thunderstool at Mar 12,2013 7:23pm
If stool is another word for shit, that means I'm literally King Shit! Ohhhhhh!



toggletoggle post by Dan Hammer at Mar 13,2013 8:05am
Hey King Loser! If you're man enough, then go to this.

Carmine will be there!




toggletoggle post by ILLEASTIST at Mar 13,2013 7:01pm
BANDS THAT CARE ABOUT FASHION. WON'T SUPPORT.



toggletoggle post by Headbanging_Man at Mar 13,2013 7:30pm
They DO play MT too often, won't be good for either MT or the band in the long run.



toggletoggle post by the truth at Mar 13,2013 7:33pm
Headbanging_Man said[orig][quote]
They DO play MT too often, won't be good for either MT or the band in the long run.


they're like the Witch King of worcester



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Mar 13,2013 7:38pm
To be fair though, I don't think they've played Metal Thursday since July. (the December show wasn't a Metal Thursday)



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Mar 13,2013 7:39pm
It probably seems that way for a few reasons: (1) For a while, the shows were happening every week instead of every other week. It's hard to get 4 completely new bands every single week. (2) Sometimes, bands cancel at the last minute, and it's hard to fill their spot. Seax is one of the few Worcester-area bands who are willing to jump on a show at the last minute. (3) MT has been going for almost 7 years. Maybe, sometimes... it's like an old married couple in the bedroom. They stick to what works for maximum efficiency and don't get too freaky because, god damn it... I worked all day, and I have to get up for work again tomorrow. LOL!

If you know of any good bands who haven't played MT yet, send them our way.




toggletoggle post by ILLEASTIST at Mar 13,2013 7:59pm
TOO MANY THURSDAYS, NOT ENOUGH METAL. WON'T SUPPORT.



toggletoggle post by shutup fagget at Mar 13,2013 8:23pm
ILLEASTIST said[orig][quote]
TOO MANY THURSDAYS, NOT ENOUGH METAL. WON'T SUPPORT.

shutup fagget



toggletoggle post by ILLEASTIST at Mar 13,2013 8:28pm
MY NAME IS STAPLES, CORPORATE GIANT OF METAL. WON'T SUPPORT.



toggletoggle post by shutup fagget at Mar 13,2013 8:37pm
ILLEASTIST said[orig][quote]
MY NAME IS STAPLES, CORPORATE GIANT OF METAL. WON'T SUPPORT.

shutup fagget



toggletoggle post by TRVEMETAL at Mar 13,2013 11:54pm
reckless force wow... Easily the worst band in new england... Singer sounds like a boy stuggling with puberty



toggletoggle post by TRVEMETAL at Mar 14,2013 12:02am
Also samantha you have a good point... Why is this troll so
infatuated with Carmine.. Like frighteningly so...it seems like an illness of sorts...who other than a crazed admirer would devote so much time to making fun of him... Unless thunderstool is actually
Carmine himself...?



toggletoggle post by TRVEMETAL at Mar 14,2013 12:03am
reckless force wow... Easily the worst band in new england... Singer sounds like a boy stuggling with puberty



toggletoggle post by HookedonMetal at Mar 14,2013 12:50am
TRVEMETAL said[orig][quote]
Also samantha you have a good point... Why is this troll so
infatuated with Carmine.. Like frighteningly so...it seems like an illness of sorts...who other than a crazed admirer would devote so much time to making fun of him... Unless thunderstool is actually
Carmine himself...?

Yes, it is quite disturbing how this individual can't seem to find anything better to do than endlessly post shit about me. Whoever this dude is, he needs a new hobby.



toggletoggle post by Southern Poverty Law Center at Mar 14,2013 9:45am
Homophobia and misogyny are serious crimes. Citizen, do your duty, and report them now.

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Montgomery, AL 36104
(334) 956-8200



toggletoggle post by King Thunderstool at Mar 14,2013 9:55am
HookedonMetal said[orig][quote]
TRVEMETAL said[orig][quote]
Also samantha you have a good point... Why is this troll so
infatuated with Carmine.. Like frighteningly so...it seems like an illness of sorts...who other than a crazed admirer would devote so much time to making fun of him... Unless thunderstool is actually
Carmine himself...?

Yes, it is quite disturbing how this individual can't seem to find anything better to do than endlessly post shit about me. Whoever this dude is, he needs a new hobby.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

The world needs to know what an asshole you are!!!!



toggletoggle post by shutup fagget at Mar 14,2013 11:51am
King%20Thunderstool said[orig][quote]
HookedonMetal said[orig][quote]
TRVEMETAL said[orig][quote]
Also samantha you have a good point... Why is this troll so
infatuated with Carmine.. Like frighteningly so...it seems like an illness of sorts...who other than a crazed admirer would devote so much time to making fun of him... Unless thunderstool is actually
Carmine himself...?

Yes, it is quite disturbing how this individual can't seem to find anything better to do than endlessly post shit about me. Whoever this dude is, he needs a new hobby.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

The world needs to know what an asshole you are!!!!

shutup fagget



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