this thread is FIM's fault.
Anyone that has had that stomach bug that's going around will know what's up.

i had it for about 18 hours , could not get warm and i was in the bathroom every 20 minutes . no vomiting but my temperature was 96 degrees .
should i be dead ?

nuh uh. i didnt do shit. headcold > diarrhea death

pics or you're lying.

i was too weak and cold to even think taking pictures of my green-apple splatters.

I had this last weekend. I caught it from playing AD&D.

I was just coming here to see if anyone had it. Carina might be dealing with it now... meaning ostelio will get it, her mom, me, and maybe the dogs.

Haha you didnt give me it, but gave me the idea for this thread.

I ate at armsby abbey on monday night after a mountain hike, only to puke out everything I had eaten and drank that whole night. Woke up about 5 times with my body leaking fluids everywhere. It was the most violent puking I've ever had.

Shit was no joke. I don't think it was food poisoning. The bug has been going around for weeks. Luckily it only lasts a day.


YOU'RE NEXT

My mom had it and had to be admitted to the hospital. Didn't help that she passed out from the weakness and torn a ligament in her shoulder.

Good times.

most people report 3 days.

Most people suck.

i really hope i don't get it. i had it in 2006 and thought i was going to die.

Don't forget to wash your hands!

One of my clients in CT cancelled an appt with me this week, pretty sure she had this. I haven't been sick for over a year, I so don't want to break the streak with double-ended misery.

My dad had it a few weeks ago. Luckily, I didn't catch it from him.

I guess if you go into the bathroom after someone there flushes, you can huff poop particles and get it.

Agreed. I'd rather have the stupid head cold that has been annoying the bejesus out of me and lingering for days than the Norovirus diarrhea attack.

Double posts are lame.

Repost.

Played AD&D, smoked with aril on that hike, ate tiny pork rillions, unscathed bitches!!

you made your saving throw

My recent morning showers mainly consist of evacuating dark green mucous from my throat and nose.

speaking of which, a guy my dad works with had recently come down with the Norovirus, no joke.

I had that about a month or two ago, not fun.

But I agree with Samantha, I would rather be cleaning out green mucous from my face than involuntarily cleaning out my bowels of something I had ate 5 minutes before.

This thead is IMMATURE.

about it

The irony here is that Rich actually did fail a save about it. LIFE: IMITATING ROLEPLAYING ART SINCE 1974

My evening shower last night ended with three violent heaves that left me ankle-deep in mardi gras gumbo puke, which promptly clogged the drain. That was a fun mess to clean up.

Does this mean I have to be on back-up duty again? Or should I just follow you with a bucket?

I'm no longer sick as far as I can tell. Just weak from not eating or absorbing any nutrients in the past 24 hours. I'll let you know if it returns with a vengeance.

In before all Metal Thursday attendees contract the ebola virus.

Samantha: Puke/Shit Bucket Extraordinaire

If someone at Metal Thursday gives me this tonight, I'm saving all of my fluids and dispersing it as a I see fit. I haven't been legitimately sick since spring of 2006 so I really don't want to break the streak. Plus, the last time I vomited, it was so hard that the last heave was nothing but blood. Really don't want a repeat of that.

Jerry Seinfeld-esque no-vomit streak FTW

Sometimes, I wish I had a penis so I wouldn't have to deal with stupid men who wish I actually wanted anything to do with their pathetic, shriveled up little ding dongs.

Taylor got this bad man, he's been throwing up all day.

Sitting on the toilet whilst puking in the trash bucket = lose

Truth. I puked only once but was suspicious of any fart for 24 hours.

I didn't catch shit.

Though I'd been getting over being stuffy for a while.

this is by far the worst part. vomiting i can deal with, it only happens a handful of times, but the fart fear that persists for days after is too much. you become so paranoid that even a dry fart causes a moment of gripping terror.

I -literaly- woke myself up with a liquid puddle spewing out of my ass-crevice. What's that? A grown man shitting in his bed and waking up because of it? Moar likely than you think.

Reigning terror from your asshole? Sounds like the aril I know IRL.

I think I already had this a few weeks ago. I swear if any of you fuckers infects me again tonight I will find some AIDS and give it to you, in any way I can.