these guys are fuckin hacks and should hang it up no one comes to see them play even though they think they are wicked cool and going on "tour"

OP is

DONATE NOW

OP was raped for 1000 years

OP kicked yeti in the nuts.

I
WANT
TO
LIST
YOU
ALL

We are Number 1 on the list of the top 10 Scaphism bands that suck

fikst

hack? i believe the proper terminology is "ack". ACK ACK ACK.

Dog rape gif is great.

This thread is about rape.

Will the women that Scott from Zircon was last seen with in Europe please come forward?

bennyhillifier

I'm surprised I didn't get blamed for this too even though I've never even listened to Scaphism.

KEVIN IS SCAPHISM

Going to kill myself.

KILL ALL HACKS

ReBan Aril.

Re-Ban? i was never banned in the first place, fag.

Go climb a mountain.

fix'd

I saw them once and had a good time. I think some piece of shit metalhead faggot intentionally spilled a beer on me because I was moshing and having a good time

Hack 'N Slash

wannabe decrapitated with pantera vocals and stupid lyrics is scaphism.

<3

Someone should notify them that they probably have Scaphism from the women he was with in South America.

Huh?

Definition of Scaphism
Lol @ "also called 'the boats.'"

The Crap I taked

Decrapanteraphism

Another good one similar to scaphism - "Cyphonism is described thusly 'I note among certain people a regulation to the following effect—that any man who shall have insolently thrown contempt on the decrees of the law, shall be kept in fetters at the public place of execution for twenty days, naked and smeared over with honey and milk, to be food for bees and flies; and when these have done their work, he shall be dressed in women’s clothes and cast headlong down a cliff.'"

sucks to be the person dressing up a half dead body. who gets that shitty job haha?

THEY'RE DEFENDING THEMSELVES SOMEHOW!!!

ITT scaphism is a sexually transmitted disease

I am sworn to carry your burdens.

bennyhillifier

oh my sweet Lydia, the others have told me, tis not your time to leave, you've so much more to see.

no seriously these guys blow they think there music is amazing when its just rehashed half assed thrash and slam riffs that were old news ten years ago

if beans can be refried, can hash browns be rehashed?

Absolutely.

damn it, now i want refried beans and hash browns.

rehash browns

Good idea!

Just had breakfast for lunch...eggs, sausage, and hash browns......MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

AND

ALSO

Yes to anything fried in duck fat