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returntothepit >> discuss >> Bah Humbug by arilliusbm on Dec 24,2011 11:05am
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toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 24,2011 11:05am
FUCK CHRISTMAS

FUCK SANTA CLAUS, HE DOESNT EXIST

FUCK COMMERCIALISM

AND FUCK YOU! OH YEA FUCK JESUS IN THE ASS AND SODOMIZE HIM AND MILLENIAL KINGDOM AT THE SAME TIME

THE END



toggletoggle post by Captain Obvious at Dec 24,2011 11:07am
Someone didn't get their kid the toy they wanted, and now they're angry.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 24,2011 11:07am
The positivity is overwhelming in this thread.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 24,2011 11:08am
More like someone just blew their back out wrapping presents. FFFFFFUUUUUUU



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 24,2011 11:14am
I haven't gotten anyone a card for any event in years. Down with the capitalist holiday/birthday greetings system, expose those fucks for what they are!



toggletoggle post by Ghost of christmas preszence at Dec 24,2011 11:49am



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 24,2011 11:54am



toggletoggle post by HipsterGhost of yer fuggin christmas past at Dec 24,2011 12:02pm



toggletoggle post by hipster man at Dec 24,2011 12:07pm
AND FUCK ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH COMMERCIALISM AND DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE BENEFITS OF COMMERCIALISM. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK BANDS MAKE IT BIG OR AT LEAST USED TO MAKE IT BIG? HOW WOULD YOU EVER HAVE THE INTERNET TO SEARCH FOR YOUR BRAND NEW EMPEROR SHIRT IN 2002?



toggletoggle post by Anti-Denim Claus at Dec 24,2011 1:04pm
Fuck You Communism!!!

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toggletoggle post by Anti-Denim Claus at Dec 24,2011 1:05pm
failed fukthead....



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Dec 24,2011 2:02pm
lol @ anyone whos not alone drinking coors light and playing skyrim all day today and then getting black out drunk on old thompson with notshaver all day tomorrow



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 24,2011 2:51pm
Anti-Denim%20Claus said[orig][quote]
Fuck You Communism!!!

bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 24,2011 3:38pm

bennyhillifier
this too



toggletoggle post by Anti-Denim Claus at Dec 24,2011 4:30pm



toggletoggle post by GUYnli at Dec 24,2011 5:02pm
Happy 4th of July



toggletoggle post by nekronautloggedinbuzzed at Dec 24,2011 5:21pm
blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]
lol @ anyone whos not alone drinking coors light and playing skyrim all day today and then getting black out drunk on JIM BEAM with notshaver all day tomorrow





toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 24,2011 5:25pm
nekronautloggedinbuzzed said[orig][quote]
blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]
lol @ anyone whos not alone drinking coors light and playing skyrim all day today and then getting black out drunk on LIMONCELLO with OP all day tomorrow





toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 24,2011 6:22pm
coors light? go home and be a family man!



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 24,2011 6:46pm
only family men have enough money to get drunk off of pretentious microbrews and overpriced bitter garbage.



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 24,2011 7:03pm
i never drink microbrews to get drunk. i only drink them to attract the attention of gay hipster faggots so that they can think im cool and then have sex with my mouth.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 24,2011 7:07pm
Spaldino said[orig][quote]
i never drink microbrews to get drunk. i only drink them to attract the attention of gay hipster faggots so that they can think im cool and then have sex with my mouth.


you should just skip all that and wear a blessed offal shirt. I just name-drop myself and VOILA! dick storm



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 24,2011 7:10pm



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 24,2011 7:15pm
^^wat



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 24,2011 7:17pm
boooooooooooooonestoooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrm



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 24,2011 7:18pm
(you said dick stork... reminded me of that)



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 24,2011 7:18pm
dick storks.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 24,2011 7:22pm
I know bonestorm from the simpsons, thats it.



toggletoggle post by CurlyRed at Dec 24,2011 9:36pm



toggletoggle post by HipsterGhost of your faggoty future at Dec 24,2011 9:53pm



toggletoggle post by HipsterGhost of your faggoty future part II at Dec 24,2011 9:55pm



toggletoggle post by nekronautloggedin at Dec 24,2011 9:55pm
GWAR post not made by me... whoa



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 24,2011 9:58pm
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
I know bonestorm from the simpsons, thats it.




oh... thats a wow raid boss. one of his "phases" is he spins around like a total faggot after saying "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMM" . its gay.



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 24,2011 10:06pm
You want knives? You want them in your belly? NO?! Then you stop talking to Deeja.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 24,2011 10:22pm



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