An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her
telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on
the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned
right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded
to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile elderly lady.

He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and
dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away,
but then the dog moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a
steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the
phone number was called.
4. After a couple of such jolts, the dog would start moaning and
then urinate on himself and the ground.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the
phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and
moaning.

um... don't get your hopes up... that is probably an urban legend...
there are a few fundamental issues with it...
1) if circuit wasn't already completed through the dog, the dog would feel nothing because there would be nothing flowing through him

2) it's not the volts that matter. I've had over 50,000 volts arch to my hand before (2.5" arch. dielectric break down of air at 1 stp is 25K volts/inch). the issue is Amps (aka current). I'm not sure what that is for a phoneline.

psst: it was only supposed to be a joke
but i knew you would reply a scientific logical answer =)
which makes it all the more funny

sometime i moan when i piss




different problem tho

I was gonna say, i like it when a certain guy moans....

but he;s not peeing when he does
heh