Two points,

1) I don't have time to do this anymore. The sweet scent of oranges and cinnamon beckons me to the Indian coast, where if I am courageous and with God on my side I might hew from the jungle a place to be content. The red soil that will stain my clothes will probably wash out with a combination of stream water and mango vinegar, and I'm counting on being able to purchase simple goods from the local populace. My children will have bone sticks for legs, bone sticks wrapped in bamboo fiber ropes, probably.

2) If I was a troll, it was because that was what the moment demanded. But with the death of Gaddafi I feel that the existential threat to RTTP (Libya) has passed, and I can finally be at peace (hibernate at T=4.5 Kelvin in a cafe in Misrata). Also, I just have to reiterate that there are a bunch of dicks around here, but that Aril will forever hold a place in my heart as the most otterlike and least illiterate man-patty around. I will respond to questions for a while before I ship out.
















Fin

let me know when they do a reunion tour.

okie dokie

holy fuck i love this thread

I bid Wolfy adieu, and give him the utmost gratitude for the countless wisdom and artwork he has bestowed upon this board over the years.

thERe haVe beEn CounTLEss LessOnS wE havE FUCKING LEARNED FROM WOLFY OVER THE GOD DAMN FUCKING YEARS YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

suCH as:
1) ThE fuIRst anImAL lauNChed inTO tHe DaRk vacUUm oF spAce Clearly Now We Know It Was Not A Wolf, But A Wolf AnD wooLy MammOTh hyBriD.
2) meTAphysics oF BUTTCRACK RECTAL LEAKEAGE YOU POST-VOMIT SHUTCUNT STREAM OF MARMEALEADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thRee toEd SLothS liVing iN CapTchaTiviTy.
3) wHy thE CaGEd bIRd wArbLES.
4) the LOcaTioN of thE MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMN REGIS AND KATHIE LEE SEXTAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5) wHETHER oR nOT tO cLASSIFY cHILi's As A Mexican Restaurant In The Traditional Sen se Or Whether It Should Be Instead Classified As High Class European Cuisine.
7) The poRTal thAt alL mIssiNG SOckS asSCEnD TO FUCKING ASS VOMIT RAPETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! iN thE deAD oF NiGFHT.

ummmm, wasn't being sarcastic

i Am tErrIBly SorrY siR, YoU HAVE FALLEN GOD DAMN MOTHERUFCKINMG FUCK VCTIM!!!!!!!!!! tO onE of My Tourettes Outbursts.

I love the pictures...I love them a lot.

Wolfy should have t-shirts made before he casts off.

this is my favorite

lupus invictus. godspeed ye troll.