"I'm going to buy the Ride Like the Wind single, only to ironically nitpick everything Christopher Cross does, when it really is none of my business, and makes me look retarded because I'm bitching about his whiny monotone voice in a fucking forum."
"I'm going to post on this board, only to ironically nitpick everything anyone says, when it really is none of my business, and makes me look retarded in a fucking forum."
