You got me chief, I am so butthurt that this thread is just breaking my little heart. You have got me so figured out, you must be a real fucking genius, I am sure that your parents are proud.

If you're around later, shoot me your number, maybe I can get you to rub some Prep H on the giant hemorrhoid you just tore me.

Or maybe I'll just shit in one hand, hope in the the other, and see which one fills up first.

Come on, that's really the best you can do? You call that a flame or a troll? You couldn't flame the Hindenberg with a hand grenade, you impotent fuckwad. Seriously, bring something to the table, or just go teabag your Tickle Me Elmo with your little sister like you do every other Friday night.

It's good to see some of my old lines from my Flame4cash days are still with me. It's like riding a bike, you never lose it.

This is an appreciation, sir. We don't need your negative attitude. If you don't like it you can GIT OUT

O.P. GOT KNOCKED THA FUCK OUT!

That's because these little insects don't realize that flaming and trolling are ARTFORMS.


They listen to shit music, they play shit music, you can't expect them to actually know how to handle fire. They probably can't even handle their pricks properly without Mommy holding their hands...


(yawn)

Seriously, OP needs to bring something to the table, or I'm going to take a nap and dream about ass-raping the Hello Kitty collection this Weeabo furfag wannabe stores next to his Burzum records when his boyfriend ain't looking...


If this is an appreciation thread, EPIC FAIL. You don't start an appreciation thread trying to troll a troll with the same picture that you hang on the ceiling over your bed. Rule #1. Learn them, or you will always be an epic failure.

ITT: Excellent displays of butthurt.

Points for originality. Also explained by your tastes in music: FOLLOWER. SHEEP. BAAAAAAAH...

YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH BJORK? DEMS FIGHTIN WORDS!

You couldn't win a fight with these ^ ^ peeps, unless you consider "ass raped" to mean "winning."

Given what I've heard about your family life, that's probably not a bad assessment though.

Herp derp.

Son, I am so confuse.

I'LL BEAT YOU BOTH APART! I'LL TAKE YOU BOTH TOGETHER!

That also sounds like the stories circulating about your home life. Your girlfriend also told me that your brothers are hung like elephants, so do me a favour and lose my invitation to your family Christmas party.

Joke's on you, loser. I don't even have a girlfriend!

EyeHatebreed amirite?

^ that was exactly what I was thinking, I'm just hoping this weak, impotent little coward actually pulls his balls out from between his father's mudflaps and decides to show up before he decides to stick around.

Those aren't even words.

HEY GUIZ WUTS GOIN ON ON DIS THREAD???!

I think any idiot can see what is happening in this thread. You're failing. You pranced in here like Ricard Simmons in a purple tutu with pink polka dots, and now I'm gonna make you dance, Francis...

ask op bout his pierced cocksausage

Obviously this guy doesn't think funny things are funny.

Only aren't even words are real.


But only odd words are real also.

If you're gonna do it, at least do it right.

You are about as funny as a no armed drowning monkey.

you know what they say, people always get the angriest over the truth.

EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THAT ISN'T HILARIOUS

I just have one thing to say............



ONCANTATOON

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Oncantatoon is a small Inuit village about 40 kilos NNW of the Yukon Trail.

lol dude i'm just fuckin around. chill out an have a sense of humor before this happens...

Because you are chronically unfunny.


It is only hilarious because I rule and am king of all things funny and trolling. You are dragging me down here, if you don't start contributing, I'm going to start my own threads just calling random assholes on here out, because you've already lost.

incorrect. Oncantatoon neighbors Tatooine.

I am having a sense of humor. I've got nothing against you personally, this is just how the game is really played. I used to do this for money, it's soldier vs. soldier, man up, or if you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen and get your nails done with the rest of the bitches.

It's called flaming, we used to do it for fun. Rule #2: If you post in a troll vs. troll thread, you get flamed as well. This isn't Nam, Donny, there are rules here.

An oncantatoon is a small wooden ship, or a large wooden penis............wood

lol at rules of posting on a message board. this new internetting thing is so tricky.

You seem to have a firm working knowledge of this subject. Duly noted.

Exactly. Rules are what you make of them. So don't be a pussy when I flame you for posting in a troll thread. No rules, right? If there are no rules, then there is no butthurt, but the butthurt is strong in this one.


There is only one rule - last man standing is a man.


Although I think you probably have sand in your mangina.

Thread needs more Hammer.


bennyhillifier

did somebody say............

WOOD?!

That's all I was trying to get you to admit. I think we can all finally rest knowing that we are done here.

Thread needs less of you being...



This is why MEMEs suck and your music sucks. We've all heard the jokes a milion times, and they are all unoriginal. BAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Yes. Only being a doom band is original. I finally understand.

I already said that you hurt me bad in the first post. No wonder you can't flame or troll, you can't even fucking read properly, or else you've fried your brain to such a crisp that you can't retain any info for more than five minutes if it's not a picture of your 400 pound mother in a bikini.

You are unoriginal, you are a follower, you are weak, and you are puny. From now on, you can talk to a wall, because I have wasted too much time on an bug like yourself. I will now call out someone randomly, as that is how it is done.

I claim victory here, all you can claim is butt hurt. I can substantiate that I TKO'd you with the Ten Pound Teabag, and sent you back to being the head butt pirate on the Good Ship Lollicock. You're obviously so dense they mistook you for the anchor. You can't substantiate shit except that you're unoriginal and a sheep.

Seriously, if this is the best you can come up with, you are a fucking moron, and unoriginal, and therefore, a total fucking waste of my air and time.

Next, please, and this time, bring someone who isn't such a fat, 300 lb, basement dweller Mama's boy who can't remember the last time he saw his cock without looking in the mirror.

I used to do this for a living, son, and I don't see no one lining me up to pay me. So, I'm gonna stay here and be "butthurt" only as long as you can amuse me, and as I've said, you ain't funny.


And yeah, my band did suck and was unoriginal. That was why I quit, and that freed up the days when I could just sit around and play with the short bussers who got rejected from the Special Olympics. It's your lucky day, big guy! Don't forget your helmet!

cool i'll just go burn all the merch i bought from your band and feel good about the fact that your shitty black sabbath rip-off band is dead.


AMIDOINITRITE?

Well I am sorry I don't have the wit to match "yo mama" jokes so I guess I should just move along then.

ITT: The sole reason that Al Gore created the Internet

I HAVE A SWORD. I AM NOT BUTTHURT.

Al Gore created the internet as a venue to repost Pumps in a Bump.

DAT'S WUT IM SAYIN

Because I am very, very interesting and very, very perceptiiiive.

lame thread man.

IT'S OK! I'M A LIMO DRIVER!

Everyone who doesn't suck, you want to just take it to the other thread?

Not Sacreligious, he does suck, and I ignored him anyways. He can come back and have another chance next week, I'm only going to post on Fridays, after I am mad high, listening to Hungarian funk, and grooving with a pict, higher than a Georgia Pine...

It's Friday, I'm gonna get you high...

FinalButthurt

I Can't Believe It's Not Butthurt!

Butthurt Reynolds

Johnsonville Butthurts

Jabba the Butthurt

Cool bump, bros.

Dimmu Butthurt

Butthurt & Jerry's

Hot Butthurt Anal

Butthurt Pyramid

Only butthurt is real.

Obutthurttuary

Oncantatbutthurt

Pizza Butthurt

Butthurtweiser

Butthurtthory

eyehatebeingbutthurt

boothert

sweaty butthurt rash

Butthurt Surfers

what what, in the butthurt

Beavis & Butthurt

Oh man, I gotta watch that What What In The Butt video again. I lost it the first time I saw that.

The only thing more amazing than the original is the Butters' version from South Park.

i wanna cheese grate my face now

I've never done that, but I was just showing someone the scar on my left palm from using the wrong type of knife to cut cheese. Pain is the great teacher, as I always say.

I did burn a good portion of my face off from a pot of boiling potatoes and water. I wore the beard and hair for a long, long time to cover those scars.


Strangely, when I shaved off my beard and hair, to my surprise, there were no scars. They had all healed, and faded away.

Captain Butthurt & His Magic Band

This thread needs more long, redundant essays with the word "fail" in them. This is some full forced egocentrism.

Also, "troll".

Everyone stop posting. Go eat a cheeseburger and lift some weights.

Thread delivers

Also bp is the most butthurt band ever

my butt cheek disagrees with the troll

bennyhillifier

love that song!

Eye Luv Democracy!