We just got patches in today. They're black and white logo patches. 2 x 4 (small I know but we have no money) Anybody want one? $1? Free for blowjobs.

I WOULD LIKE A PATCH........OH AND DO YOU HAVE AN OLD JEAN JACKET!!,,,HAHA!!
i THOUGHT WE WERE PLAYIN AT JARRODS WITH YA...GUESS NOT

you should be playing but jarrods a prick.

Yeah, he kicked you guys off because you didnt hand in your tickets last time you played. What a fuckin douche. Not to mention he hasn't even given our tickets yet and the show is coming up (june 20th, quick plug) I really don't wanna play it but we need the money and it would be sweet to play with DRI.

And yes, I do have an old jean jacket, sleaveless too.

we're banned from Jarrod's? good. i still got those tickets. i'll use 'em to light the flame of the second worst nightclub fire in history. Think of all the coke that will be lost.

Dude, I'll break in the night before and steal all the coke. We could sell it and make mucho dinero.

wait you are giving free blow jobs and patches?

whoah!

Yeah, it came off that way but what was meant was if you give me a blowjob then you'll get a free patch.

Oh yeah, I guess handjobs will do also.

Fuck jarrods he didnt even ask us for them....What a fuckin bullshit thing that is...The tickets are a waste of fuckin time..And I heard the d.r.i. slot was filled. You will probrobly get fucked out of that. I'll take the jacket and a patch though bro!!

let's go to a jarrod's show and light off gopher bombs in the bathroom

Fuck jarrods man,I want to go there and smash all there booze...Wait!!! cant we tell them that we are the other teratism?!! we can use that to our advantage cuz we will probrobly get banned elsewhere....the fuckin drunks we are.....I hate jarrods place!!

haha do it. If you guys wanna fuck up his place, come by June 20th (plug).

Last time I checked there was still one slot openned. They got Strong Intentions and Candy Stripper Death Orgy to play the DRI show. If we don't get it I just might take a dump on one of the tables.

If we get cheated out of DRI, i will make those coke heads say hello to my little friend!

ALSO THEY HAVE SYSTEMATIC CHOAS...MY FRIENDS...THAT MIGHT BE YOUR EMPTY SLOT

Probably is. I give up hope on playing the show.

thats shitty

but i want patches.

yeah. ill definetly be getting a patch as well. zombie mosh represent.

DRI is 100% full.
I wish that show was somewhere else, DRI is one of my favorite bands, and Strong Intention was really good the other night.
I might just show up during load in with my distro and not pay

Im going terrorist style.......and all the cocaine will be mine!

Yup DRI is full. And we're not playing the other Jarrods show we had planned either. Doesn't bother me.

You guys can either wait til our next show to get a patch, or wait til we figure out how to except paypal.

Rob, split the cocaine with me? Or at least give me a third.

How about we just do some rails...then go to the dri show....Find jarrod...then take a shit in his mouth. I don't know about you, but when i do that crap my shit comes out soft serve

Sounds like a plan.