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returntothepit >> discuss >> Josh Phillips by xmikex on Apr 1,2011 1:11pm

post by xmikex at Apr 1,2011 1:11pm

Without naming names, some of us have blamed a mysterious Josh Phillips for certain things.

It came to my attention last night that:
1. Josh Phillips did not book the mystery Liturgy show.
2. Josh Phillips lives in Virginia.
3. I've actually met Josh Phillips several times, and he's an alright dude who has never booked a secret show without telling anyone.

Which leads us to 2 very important questions.
1. Who the fuck booked that goddamn Liturgy show?
2. How was an upstanding member of the internet such as myself lead to believe that this was the work of Josh Phillips?

I WONDER...

post by Yeti at Apr 1,2011 1:13pm

Josh Philips is the new Joe Christianni.

post by W3 nli at Apr 1,2011 1:15pm

Lol slappies.

post by RustyPS should be working at Apr 1,2011 1:21pm

RttP{Josh Phillips is our martyr}

post by xmikex at Apr 1,2011 1:27pm

Can't anybody in this slapdick joint tell me who booked that goddamn Liturgy show??

post by ArrowHeadNLI at Apr 1,2011 1:27pm

Yeti said	[orig][quote]
Josh Philips is the new Joe Christianni.

I found someone who actually knows Joe Christianni. Blew my mind, for like 7 years I've assumed this was just a made up RTTP person. I NEVER KNEW IT WAS SO REAL!

Next thing you're gonna tell me that Kenny Lanning is real, and not a toothless blow-up doll fueled by crack and alcohol.

post by ArrowHeadNLI at Apr 1,2011 1:28pm

Just a guess, but did you try asking Liturgy?

post by RustyPS should be working at Apr 1,2011 1:28pm

slap dickjoint

post by W3 nli at Apr 1,2011 1:30pm

Slappies

post by RustyPS should be working at Apr 1,2011 1:32pm

SAMSONITE! I WAS WAY OFF!

post by xmikex at Apr 1,2011 1:32pm

ArrowHeadNLI said	[orig][quote]
Just a guess, but did you try asking Liturgy?

They transcend email.

post by xmikex at Apr 1,2011 1:34pm

ITT: Brian Billick is disappoint.

post by ArrowHeadNLI at Apr 1,2011 1:35pm

I definitely missed something with the "transcended" jokes.

And when did Jerry Springer start coaching football?

post by anonymous at Apr 1,2011 1:38pm

We have received word that a new breed has been birthed; JPOAC (Josh-Phillips-Obsessed-Anonymous-Coward) harboring vitriol similar to the haters of Myatt. Tolerants of JPOAC beware! the new campaigners against Josh Phillips are merely MOAC's in disguise.

For decades Josh Phillips has exploited the fact that the only support he can get is from people of 'low academic achievement'. Most of these individuals are not privileged to live the life of an idler. They have to earn a living and do not have time to study the booking mastery. So without the education to research the depth and quality of Phillip's booking work, his few ill-informed followers are tricked into believing Josh Phillips is an transcendental giant.

post by xmikex at Apr 1,2011 1:38pm

post by xmikex at Apr 1,2011 2:53pm

itt: transcendental giants.

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