According to police, this isn't the first time that a perp has tried to turn a motorized cart into an escape vehicle.
In December, cops in Florida arrested a man accused of running over a child while trying to escape from a grocery store in a stolen motorized shopping cart loaded with meat.
Those things are fucking dangerous. Plus the kinetic energy from those fat fucks is enormous. I was almost hit by some 400lb fat fuck in a grocery store. Probably would have at least broken a leg. I wanted to punch him in the fucking yarmulke.
I'm pretty sure I've told this story on here before. In case you haven't noticed, I hate fat fucks who can't walk.
blasphemer! the word "fuck" is beautiful in every way.
yeah fat people in carts piss me off. they do not stop for anyone in their way, as if owed something. so many times i've had to dive out of the way of some fatass at Price Chopper barreling towards the Crisco.
Chick looks rough, suggesting I'd fuck any fat chick is about as novel as co-workers asking you if you listen to "all that crazy devil worshiping stuff like Slipknot"
