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Twenty bux on this being about the shitty remake and not the John Carpenter version with Tom Atkins

Go fuck yourself dude. I think I know a thing about horror since my father owned a movie rental store in the 80s. By the way, sweet overnight black metal attire in your profile pic bitch. Just so you know if you see me in public I am the tall one in the band so if you want to fight come approach me...

You both don't know what you're talking about when it comes to Horror Movies.

Want to make a bet bitch?

Peter Steele told me to tell you, "You aint got nothing on Canivore bitch with your fake ass battle armor and 2007-2010 over night black metaller attire"...

Someone wears sunglasses indoors. LOL

I am nearly 7 feet tall and your a poser black metal thrasher hipster

And I own guns, knives and a sick mind.

Best troll

And while i am on the subject of myself, I did the artwork for the last Xasthur release. What do you got under your belt? A small dick, a pack of bootleg cloves and a poser hipster thrash metal band that came out last year? My band is approaching ten years of music so FUCK YOU. Now I will stalk you, your band, and your shows and do whatever I can to ruin your lives, haha

Trust me, I know movies. I buy out collections of Mom & Pop shops all the time.. Currently cataloging my collection now, 1,350 videos to sort and date.. Meet me in a room Upsidedown Ross and Greg Ichabod, we will destroy you.

Shit just got real

..by the KPanzer is my co-pilot

You want to call yourself a big black metal "thrasher". Well lets make this black metal then. If I see your bitch ass in public and you stay a bitch and not come up to me I will be sure to fix your face...Your a typical bitch poser hipster, naming how many videos you have. Next youll be naming your brand new hipster metal vinyl collection...

Your black thrash ritual poser hipster band isnt worth shit. Your profile pic with your hip new gauntlets arent worth shit either. Your perfectly groomed yet ironically dirty beard aint worth shit. Your brand new overnight ed hipster metal shirt aint worth nothing either. Your perfectly fitted womans jeans aint worth your fag legs either...

I dont give a shit who you hang with bitch. What the fuck is KPanzer?

ITT: fag legs

ITT: Gravesideservice Ron gets butthurt about a really lame joke and proves how until recently everybody thought his band was a meme

ITT: someone doesn't know how to mock the Eucharist

And my father runs a fucking outlaw motor cycle club that runs under the allowance of the angels. So you co pilot with whom ever you wish...

you guys were standing next to eachother at pentagram for quite sometime. lulz,

PS: song is cool

Not as cool as the Bishop's Blueberries

THIS IS GONE TOO DIJON FAR, GET OUTTA HERE ALL OF YOU FAGGITS. GRAVESIDE IS REAL AND HERE TO STAY.. JIM, RYAN, NEKRONAUT WHOEVER YOU ARE HEIDI KLUM WOULDNT FUCK YOURE DICL WITJ ROBIN GOODHUES ASS. DIE.

tardy rules

FUCK THAT DEAD LINK

Not to mention your playing a show with our guitarists other band Cythraul so Ill be sure to be there in front row when you go on stage and make sure you have to hit me.

..not aware of this show, not aware of why I would actually have to fight you.. I'll take the easy way you and keep to my fag legs and black metal bitchuals and have fun, afterall that's why I started in this band, to play music I enjoy and have fun doing so.

If you still feel otherwise meet me under the giant pineapple next time I'm in Providence and serve me to my grave, side.

Deal...

When?

Speaking of hip new gauntlets (bracers, technically), do you know the whereabouts of these, Mike? Because they're mine.

THANK YOU. Always struck a nerve with me that they're referred to as "gauntlets."

Gauntlet refers to two things - armored gloves, and a great/underrated video game franchise.

Matt, your bracers were in my possession for about 15 minutes.. I had trouble with a strap on one of MY "bracers" so Alex C. offered his instead.. I put them on, played two songs- decided I wasn't digging them and put them back in his back. That was that. Hope it helps.


These are mine:

wait so is this a troll or not?

Nah, he stoped trolling my post once he realized he was dealing with someone who had no problem calling him out in deadly fashion since I will be seeing hium at the witchtomb cythraul sin of angels show when he was trying to poke fun of my post, my band, and my song. Pretty sad considering People know how I and my band roll, we usually end things after assaults and court trials. If anyones interested look up the files at Kent County Court house warwick Rhode Island and Deer field Mass. The bitch wanted to crack fun when he is worrying about his gauntlets and sleeve armor, yet problem never dealt with infractions for causing real harm to people, he just sings about it. In fact if anyone wanted to take it further I promise I wont get my fathers crew involved or any bikers of that sort...

Destroyyoualot is lucky I am a fan of Darkwor..

[/runs and plays today's lotto numbers]

Removing links to avoid evidence that police can use due to future run-ins.

My band isn't playing any such show.

You can't take a joke and TARDY BUTLER runs this town.

i tried to keep an open mind on this because i know people bust hard
on these guys. good try...just sounds amateur to me...

I don't see why my name is being brought up in this childish online bullshit. I do not know this gravesideservice and don't really care too, so leave me out of this idiotic banter nekronaut. All this online keyboard courage gives me the runs.

I'm not sure what the hell is going on here and i'm in GraveSideService !

Graveside service in my deerfield ma? More likley than you think?

only, mentioned you before this turned into a faggot fest by Graveside Ron because you and I have had several talks about classic obscure cinema and you know I'm not just some new fag when it comes to such things.

Sorry, dude.

No problem.

I know for a fact you are not some hipster poser mike. And I know you are very versed in horror and good cinema.

I scoff at your claim that your windows environment can even begin to compare to mine. I have thousands upon thousands of fonts, and my wallpaper is a massive 2GB at a whopping 14,000 dpi in glorious 128-bit color. My onscreen text is antialiased with the latest ClearType technology, and remains brilliantly legible even behind 10, nay, 20 transparent window panes. Clicking my Start button triggers a fanfare and a choir of haunting angelic voices as you stagger back in awe of my stunning 45,000 item Start Menu.

Nekronaunt you made this a fagget fest when you had to make yourself look like a fucking douche and talk shit about a song I posted here mostly fro people like Aril and the Haxen guys and a few others to check out and enjoy. Your the dumb bitch that made stupid comments that are now gonna get you hurt. You are doing a show soon that I am attending and you are playing with a band that our guitarist is in so when I see you I will smash your fucking face in.

Ill show you some real black metal attack Norway style.

I bet your one of those art fags too that would say you like Dario Argentos Opera and most Fulci films that are complete trash that artfags recite for credibility. The only film Argento made that was worth my time was Susperia and even that could have been hacked down to a better film, not to mention his version of Romeros Dawn of the Dead was also garbage...

The real kings of horror died in the middle ages when forensics started to put an end to murder.

I didn't say anything about the quality of music, I merely made a dumb joke about a movie, nor did I threaten/challenge you in anyway.. So way to freak oit for no reason. Get off your high horse or whatever it is you rode in on and calm the fuck down already.


..also, I thought your name Ron?

above pic is infinitely less gay then this thread.