Forum.RttP{my boss sucks}

eddie-niliilibnil said	[orig][quote]
yours does to. My boss has been going around telling my coworkers how much she hates me. This doesn't bother me, the fact that she has so much influence over my position does. The job is not important but still i don't want to quit. Any suggestions of what i should do? I'm wondering if i can play some type of harrassment card and get her fired, would be great.

Ask her if you can have a word with her in private. Calmly let her know that you don't appreciate how she treats you and that it is starting to affect the quality of work you can produce. Explain how things would be better for both of you if she can treat you a little differently. Work through a scenario with her so that you're both on the same page and come to a mutual understanding. When she finally shows some compassion and agrees to lighten up a little allowing for a better work environment, grab the nearest hard object and smack her in the face with it.. near the temple but not IN the temple. You don't want her unconscious. While she's dazed, push her down onto her knees and punch her hard on the top of the head. Tilt her chin up to you and wait for her to look into your eyes before leaning down and giving her a sensual kiss on the lips. Unzip your pants and gently rub your cock all over her forehead and ears. At this point she'll either have a confused and disgusted look on her face or be showing an expression of disorientation. Make sure that she's alert before proceeding to the next step. I'd recommend coming ready with smelling salts just for this reason. Grab her by the hair and press your thumb into her eye as hard as you can. If you do it correctly, her eye will pop like a large grape. Make sure to cover her mouth as fast as you can so that she doesn't scream. Let her know that if she makes a lot of noise you will make this more painful for her AND go to her house and fuck all of her kids to death while you wear her dog Sparkles inside-out like a hat. Anyway, once her eye is gushing red goo that should be the consistency of tomato paste, jam your dick into her ocular cavity and continue to penetrate until you reach climax. Don't cum in her eye, though. That's disgusting. Finish off the act with a swift kick in the stomach for comic effect. With any luck, she will instantly vomit all over your pants, giving you a fragrant reminder of the day's good deeds. As to not arose suspicion when laving the scene, make sure you make your way back to your desk whistling the national anthem and winking at other female coworkers.