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returntothepit >> discuss >> Wil Wheaton is a total fag by blargh on Oct 14,2010 5:47am
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toggletoggle post by blargh at Oct 14,2010 5:47am
Wesley Crusher is the worst character ever.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Oct 14,2010 7:41am
Hwil Hweaton



toggletoggle post by Mutis  at Oct 14,2010 9:34am
Jake Sisco 4lyfe



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 14,2010 9:36am
I'm just saying, you should be nicer to Whhhil Whhheaton



toggletoggle post by slag nli at Oct 14,2010 9:42am
Worst character ever? No way. Worst character ever was Lwaxana Troi.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 14,2010 9:58am
I can feel wren masturbating to this thread now.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 14,2010 10:37am
his credentials are legit, he was on Arsenio Hall.



toggletoggle post by Mutis  at Oct 14,2010 10:43am
Also, if you're gonna dis Lwaxana, you also have to dis the Enterprise computer.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 14,2010 10:44am
Wren thinks DS9 was the best Star Trek. Legit faggot.



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at Oct 14,2010 10:53am
DS9 was the best Trek, TNG right behind it. OG series and W. Shitner can suck my balls.



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at Oct 14,2010 10:55am
Mutis said[orig][quote]
Also, if you're gonna dis Lwaxana, you also have to dis the Enterprise computer.


Lwaxana was a annoying spoiled twat who craved slobbery alien cock. Did you also know she was Gene Rodenberry's wife?



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Oct 14,2010 10:56am
DAT BORG THREAT



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 14,2010 10:56am
Slag%20NLI said[orig][quote]
DS9 was the best Trek, TNG right behind it. OG series and W. Shitner can suck my balls.


TNG IS THE BEST FIGHT ME MOTHERFUCKER



toggletoggle post by Mutis  at Oct 14,2010 11:02am
DS9 was better because it was a lot darker, but TNG has the nostalgia.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 14,2010 11:03am
A black Starfleet captain? Yeah right, next you're gonna tell me about a black president.



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at Oct 14,2010 11:16am
Mutis said[orig][quote]
DS9 was better because it was a lot darker, but TNG has the nostalgia.


I agree with this statement fully.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 14,2010 11:21am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
I can feel wren masturbating



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at Oct 14,2010 11:22am
Wren would totally submit to William Riker.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 14,2010 11:30am
Who wouldn't?



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Oct 14,2010 11:47am
thank you, thread, for reminding me that i never finished watching DS9 after i moved.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Oct 14,2010 11:51am
It's REEEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 14,2010 11:55am
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Slag%20NLI said[orig][quote]
DS9 was the best Trek, TNG right behind it. OG series and W. Shitner can suck my balls.


TNG IS THE BEST FIGHT ME MOTHERFUCKER





toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 14,2010 11:57am
Only Data is real.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Oct 14,2010 11:57am
Slag%20NLI said[orig][quote]
Wren would totally submit to William Riker.


He'd only do it after Season 1 when he sacked up and grew a beard.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Oct 14,2010 11:58am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Only Data is real.


Only Independence Day is real.



toggletoggle post by Captain Janeway at Oct 14,2010 12:15pm
Only Harry Kim is real.



toggletoggle post by Captain Janeway at Oct 14,2010 12:15pm
Which Star Trek guest starred the Rock? I rest my case.



toggletoggle post by Quark nli at Oct 14,2010 12:19pm
Janeway, nobody likes you. Go away. Also, got any n00ds?



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Oct 14,2010 12:26pm
Riker's beard itches your inner thighs.



toggletoggle post by Seven of Nine at Oct 14,2010 12:26pm
Argument is irrelevant. Resistance is futile.



toggletoggle post by Hugh at Oct 14,2010 12:30pm
Fuck off. You don't know shit.



toggletoggle post by Tom Paris at Oct 14,2010 12:31pm
Who built the Delta Flyer, faggots.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 14,2010 12:32pm
TURNCOAT MOTHERFUCKER

NEVER FORGET THE MAQUIS



toggletoggle post by Chakotay at Oct 14,2010 12:35pm
Fuck Seven of Nine, you won't.



toggletoggle post by Tom Paris at Oct 14,2010 12:36pm
Also, who's the first man to go Warp 10? None of you niggers.



toggletoggle post by I'm Sisco Bitch! at Oct 14,2010 12:37pm
I resent that.



toggletoggle post by Worf at Oct 14,2010 12:39pm
None of your insults harm me, PUNY human.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Oct 14,2010 1:00pm
Hugh said[orig][quote]
Fuck off. You don't know shit.


Go fuck up the collective some more.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 14,2010 1:13pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Only Data is real.





toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Oct 14,2010 8:07pm
TNG is the best. I am more convinced every day that there will never be a show as good - of any genre. The acting was just too good, the writing was just too good, the characters were the best, and it was smarter than anything else on television since or afterwards; unlike any other show out there, a huge chunk of watching it was the experience of contemplating the philisophical/cerebral questions that were posed, and so your own thought process become as integral to the show as the plot or characters. Very unique. It also had the benefit of being in the window right before digital effects took over and homogenized everything, which meant they had to do ridiculously creative shit on a minimal budget and technology; this ended up giving a genuine feeling whereas the overly digital shit nowadays is in many ways as artificial and cheesy as original Star Trek series special effects.

DS9 did get awesome after a while, and the storylines WERE darker and more lengthy, but the actors/characters were never really quite where TNG was with Shakesperean actors like Sirtis/Spiner/Stewart/etc - and the fact is TNG's uplifting nature was not a liability but an asset, because it was seeking uplifting truth after not shying away from the hardest questions in great conflicts (that's not easy stuff to write or to make ring true onsceen; it can fail or fall flat even more easily than dark drama). I consider DS9 a great show considering how much it improved after a couple seasons, but there is no comparison to TNG, which I don't think anything will ever touch. Too bad the TNG movies were such incredible disappointments.

I could care less about original Star Trek.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 14,2010 8:46pm
i liked in TNG when they would slip in big words like they were nothing. they are talking all normal and they say "dilanthium capacitor core" or "I am going to make you as happy as a baby Psychlo on a straight diet of
kerbango ". wtf.



toggletoggle post by Captain Janeway at Oct 14,2010 9:03pm
ShadowSD said[orig][quote]
TNG is the best. I am more convinced every day that there will never be a show as good - of any genre. The acting was just too good, the writing was just too good, the characters were the best, and it was smarter than anything else on television since or afterwards; unlike any other show out there, a huge chunk of watching it was the experience of contemplating the philisophical/cerebral questions that were posed, and so your own thought process become as integral to the show as the plot or characters. Very unique. It also had the benefit of being in the window right before digital effects took over and homogenized everything, which meant they had to do ridiculously creative shit on a minimal budget and technology; this ended up giving a genuine feeling whereas the overly digital shit nowadays is in many ways as artificial and cheesy as original Star Trek series special effects.

DS9 did get awesome after a while, and the storylines WERE darker and more lengthy, but the actors/characters were never really quite where TNG was with Shakesperean actors like Sirtis/Spiner/Stewart/etc - and the fact is TNG's uplifting nature was not a liability but an asset, because it was seeking uplifting truth after not shying away from the hardest questions in great conflicts (that's not easy stuff to write or to make ring true onsceen; it can fail or fall flat even more easily than dark drama). I consider DS9 a great show considering how much it improved after a couple seasons, but there is no comparison to TNG, which I don't think anything will ever touch. Too bad the TNG movies were such incredible disappointments.

I could care less about original Star Trek.


Cool story bro, but I scanned that shit you posted and saw not one mention of The Rock or Seven of Nine's sweet titties. Voyager wins again, fags.



toggletoggle post by Tuvok at Oct 14,2010 9:27pm
I‘m%20Sisco%20Bitch! said[orig][quote]
I resent that.


Tom Paris is a perfectly fine member of Starfleet and a man I am glad to call a friend.



toggletoggle post by Tom Paris at Oct 14,2010 9:31pm
Tuvok said[orig][quote]
I‘m%20Sisco%20Bitch! said[orig][quote]
I resent that.


Tom Paris is a perfectly fine member of Starfleet and a man I am glad to call a friend.


See that Sisco, I'm not racist I've got a black friend you stupid fucking nigger. I also fucked the shit out of a half-breed Nig-gon during my trip to the Alpha Quadrant. I'm Tom Paris and I built the fucking Delta Flyer.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 14,2010 10:23pm
I think I have talked with wil wheaton



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Oct 14,2010 11:15pm
Tuvok said[orig][quote]
I‘m%20Sisco%20Bitch! said[orig][quote]
I resent that.


Tom Paris is a perfectly fine member of Starfleet and a man I am glad to call a friend.


Bullshit! You hate the man! Resent him in fact! Friend? Stop lying to yourself Vulcan bastard!



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Oct 15,2010 12:17am
Tom%20Paris said[orig][quote]
Tuvok said[orig][quote]
I‘m%20Sisco%20Bitch! said[orig][quote]
I resent that.


Tom Paris is a perfectly fine member of Starfleet and a man I am glad to call a friend.


See that Sisco, I'm not racist I've got a black friend you stupid fucking nigger. I also fucked the shit out of a half-breed Nig-gon during my trip to the Alpha Quadrant. I'm Tom Paris and I built the fucking Delta Flyer.


Delta quadrant bitch, how about you perform another Kolvoord Starburst and kill your buddy?



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Oct 15,2010 12:22am

Here are some of my favorite episodes.


bennyhillifier


bennyhillifier


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by saxlbeckett at Oct 15,2010 8:43am
1.TNG
2.Original Cast Movies
3.Original series
4. Voyager
5.DS9? I haven't really seen most of this series.



toggletoggle post by saxlbeckett at Oct 15,2010 8:44am
Whil Whheaton wrote this book called "Memories of the future" which is mostly retarded, but actually has some interesting anecdotes about the production of TNG in there.



toggletoggle post by DATA at Oct 15,2010 8:47am
fuck off everyone. I am exactly like spock but I am a fucking ANDRIOD! I CAN DO ANYTHING!



toggletoggle post by SPOCK at Oct 15,2010 8:48am
Has anybody else double fisted LT. Valeris lately?



toggletoggle post by LOTR Troll at Oct 15,2010 9:21am


WUT'S GOIN ON IN THIS THREAD?



toggletoggle post by Leonardo Da Vinci at Oct 15,2010 9:27am



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 15,2010 9:29am
Worst imitation aril trolls ever



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at Oct 15,2010 9:58am
so you ARE admitting that you've been most of the trolls in this thread. ADMIT IT.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 15,2010 10:09am
ive been ZERO trolls in this thread.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Oct 15,2010 10:58am
I've been all the Voyager trolls because that was like the only Star Trek series I ever watched on a regular basis.



toggletoggle post by Mutis  at Oct 15,2010 11:08am
Well I think you really hurt Levar Burton's feelings.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Oct 15,2010 12:32pm
Mutis said[orig][quote]
Well I think you really hurt Levar Burton's feelings.


I hope he doesn't visit braille.returntothepit.com anytime soon.



toggletoggle post by bloblovesmusic at Oct 15,2010 1:26pm
BobNOMAAMRooney%20nli said[orig][quote]
I've been all the Voyager trolls because that was like the only Star Trek series I ever watched on a regular basis.


Props sir!



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