*YOU HAVE... NO... NEW MESSAGES.*

Whewww

i've been on vaca all week and come back to work with one email message.
win? win.

so what its been 7 years for me.

we missed you

so you're saying this is the first time you've been on the internet in 7 years? Where've you been, Guam?

no just being more edge then you

How esoteric of you.

I went there once. It was filthy. Tourists made the usual jive: "Oh it's so authentic here, just so beautiful, and these people are so in touch with nature." Then they hopped on planes back to New York and took good long showers.

I wrestled a pig in the shadows, beat it fair, and raped it until dawn. Dawn is when the young boys get up.

^ Did I miss the birth of a new troll?

Because at first glance this one sucks.

You sir, are a troll.

One man's troll is another man's top. Ball gag?

no, it's Conservationist.

I miss the NIGGER troll. Easily his best work.

I prefer his works in the late 90s.

I've heard fancy stories about him in real life: smoking homemade cigs, quoting immolation lyrics, making fun of fmp.

Debut album or GTFO

Trolls < Pedo