yeah...

the noise they make is awesome.

cats are adorable but literally anything that comes out of them always smells fucking disgusting

I love when they puke up hair balls and you think they shit on your floor.

Also, when they puke up food that is perfectly unchewed.

Backed hard. Found a huge hairball the size of one of its turds this morning on the kitchen floor. Almost slipped on it. What an amazing morning its been.

some times... it's a mouse.

or mouse guts.

cats are jerks

cats are a reasonable as women

I don't mind when my cat pukes, because he cleans it up himself before I can even find a towel.

at least cats don't smell and cause entire rooms to smell, like dogs.

also, I feed my cat little treats that help prevent hairball/puking, instead of big turd pukes he spits up just liquid. He's also 17 so it happens a little more frequent than when he was younger.

I had a dream you came back to my house
You changed your mind
I had a dream you came back to my house
To spend some time
You said you'd only stay a week
You brought two cats for me to keep
And told me not to feed them tuna or they'd throw up
I fed them tuna and they threw up for hours and hours

I was amazed at all the stuff that came from those little bodies of theirs
It was puffy like a sponge
The color of the sidewalk
And it smelled like the dirty rags beneath the sink

Gross. Id rather the turd shaped hairballs. At least theyre moderately dry. Also, dogs are way cooler. Fact.

this.

?

I said that.

dogs = high maintenance, might as well have a child.

barking = annoying

and again, dogs smell and make everything have an odor.

troof.

dogs = DON'T SHIT IN A BOX INSIDE YOUR HOME.

/thread.

quoting fail

I'd rather have it in a small confined space to be easily scooped and thrown away than all over my lawn and/or having to pickup giant dog turds in public. I can also leave and not worry about a dog needing to be let out. And, dogs smell.

lets argue about shit then.

i've always wanted a kitten that grew up to be a dog. that would be ideal.

OMG!!! LULz from all three of you!!

fact

hork hork hork hork hork

Fuck cats.

everyone that owns cats knows of at least 2 places in their house where there is right now some cat puke that they will clean up "later"

This. I can't believe some dudes are cat guys. I believe the man card should get suspended for 6 months for this infraction. As I write this my wife's cat is giving me a dirty look. She is begging for a stream from the spray bottle. Wicked fun.

Dogs are for people who need someone stupid to worship them. Cats are vindictive and evil and will put you in your place. I have much more respect for the latter. Plus as previously stated, cats take pride in staying clean.

Dogs are only good for putting into work roles, such as hunting or guard-duty. Then again, my cat growls whenever someone approaches the front door and kills and tortures rodents, though not when I instruct him to.

I'll admit though, having a huge dog would be cool. I would kinda be like owning a big automated gun.

i like dogs but i prefer cats. as long as the food dish is full and litterbox is clean, they are totally fine. i am gone for most of the day so i don't have to worry about them. they don't need attention constantly either.

Yeah cats pretty much do their own thing... relatively low maintenance and they kill mice without barking a lot...

Don't ever let your cat drink milk. Cats lack the enzyme that allows them to break it down.

I let mine lap up some milk once and he threw up not even a minute later.

If your cat vomits, fuck the pile of vomit quickly and it will be warm like a real anus. It will smell like one too. We used to do it in jail whenever someone vomited a stomachful of semen. Someone would run over quickly and defecate in the vomit, then the rest of us would take turns raping the vomit shitpile and pretending it was a real dink anus.