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New site? Maybe some day.
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It's the fuckin' Catalina Wine Mixer. |
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you are going to fuck it up. |
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FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER! |
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IMAGINE JOHN C. REILLY PLAYING DRUMS IN ELO it could actually be cool |
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That drum solo was bad ass, even tho I'm sure he wasnt actually playing, he knows how to play drums from looking at his chops
FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER |
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i hear he went to school for that shit
FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER |
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i mean IT'S THE FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER c'mon |
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Stop being a dinosaur and get a god damn job. |
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I'm going to put my NUT SACK on your DRUM SET |
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I'm going to put my NUT SACK on your DRUM SET |
JOHN BONAHM'S PLAYIN MOBY DICK FOR REAL! |
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"Today I saw my son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled 'rape' at the top of your lungs."
"Mom, for a moment there, I seriously thought I was going to be raped. He had the craziest look in his eyes and at one point he yelled 'let's get it on.'"
"Oh come on, that was about the fight, I am so not a raper!"
FUCKIN' CATALINA WINE MIXER |
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This is a house of learned men! This is a house of Doctors! |
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I KNOW YOU"RE LYING, CUZ COPS DOESNT START TILL 5! |
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i don't know what it is about your face, but I just wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole |
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Shhhh, shut your mouth, shut it. Shut your mouth, just shut. |
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It's like masturbating in a time machine. |
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I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner. |
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MYYYYYY NAAME IS DE-EH-EH-ERRICK, AND I CAN SING HIIIGH LIKE THIIIII-I-I-ISSSS! |
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what the fuck is going on in this thread? |
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what the fuck is going on in this thread? |
THE FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER! |
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what the fuck is going on in this thread? |
exactly. see posted image for further clarification. |
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what the fuck is going on in this thread? |
ITS THE MOTHERFUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER, NOW GO SELL SOME HELICOPTERS!
POW!
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Every time I cum I produce a quart! |
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Every time I cum I produce a quart! |
NACHOS, LEMON-HEADS, MY DADS BOAT. YOU WONT GO DOWN CUZ MY DICK CAN FLOAT |
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls Gardocki. |
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YOU WRITE DALE AND BRENNAN A CHECK FOR TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS OR I'M GOING TO SHOVE ONE OF THOSE FAKE HEARING DEVICES SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL BE ABLE TO HEAR THE SOUND OF YOUR SMALL INTESTINE AS IT PRODUCES SHIT! |
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I GOT A STOMACH FULL OF WHITE DOG CRAP IN MY BELLY, AND NOW YOU SPRING THIS ON ME? WHAT THE SHIT! |
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I wanna make bank bro, I wanna get ass, and I wanna drive a Range Rover |
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FUCK YOU I'll KILL YOU LEONARD NIMOY!!
The clown has no penis......? |
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"the clown has no penis" kills me every time |
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You mess with my nut, and Randy here is gonna EAT YOUR DICK. |
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Catalina Wine Mixer : sexual act of inserting 3 or more red grapes into the vaginal canal and using your penis to juice the grapes into a liquid state for consumption afterward. Once fully mixed a hardy POW is yelled to signify completion.
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Catalina Wine Mixer : sexual act of inserting 3 or more red grapes into the vaginal canal and using your penis to juice the grapes into a liquid state for consumption afterward. Once fully mixed a hardy POW is yelled to signify completion.
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that sounds DELICIOUS. |
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bump for the FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER |
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I've traveled 500 miles to give you my seed! |
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FUCK YOU I'll KILL YOU LEONARD NIMOY!!
The clown has no penis......? |
what're you guys dreaming about? |
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Catalina Wine Mixer : sexual act of inserting 3 or more red grapes into the vaginal canal and using your penis to juice the grapes into a liquid state for consumption afterward. Once fully mixed a hardy POW is yelled to signify completion.
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that sounds DELICIOUS. |
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