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returntothepit >> discuss >> ATTN: Mike Shoemaker. by slartisian coordinates on May 3,2010 3:30am
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toggletoggle post by slartisian coordinates at May 3,2010 3:30am



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at May 3,2010 3:31am
hey bro.......nice dick.



toggletoggle post by night crickets at May 3,2010 10:13am
chrip chirp chirp chirp

NEXT



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at May 3,2010 10:20am
They told me I could become anything, so I became a cobbler.

For confidentiality purposes, I adamantly deny that the thread title includes my last name.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at May 3,2010 10:34am
I dont think I own any shoes that need to be cobbled!



toggletoggle post by boxxy at May 3,2010 10:51am
you look like a sleeping, junkie. all pasty and shit. very black metal.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 3,2010 10:52am
Shoemakers were well respected in certain cultures.
Nobles in certain medieval areas took pride in their clogs, as it was one distinguishing characteristic between nobles and lower classes. If anything Mikes ancestors were well-liked or even noble themselves.
Cobblers repaired shoes and didn't have the prestige as shoemakers. Do not bring yourself down a notch, mike.



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at May 3,2010 10:55am
boxxy said[orig][quote]
you look like a sleeping, junkie. all pasty and shit. very black metal.


You can associate me with heroin addiction but never anything as queer as black metal, faggot.



toggletoggle post by boxxy at May 3,2010 10:56am
haha. nice. anyways, i wasn't saying you NORMALLY look like a junkie, just the way you look in that pic. (not trying to be mean, just funny.)



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at May 3,2010 10:59am
BE MEAN AND INSULT ME.

This is RTTP not http://www.infinite-love-forum.com/



toggletoggle post by boxxy at May 3,2010 11:01am
you're a jerk.



toggletoggle post by boxxy at May 3,2010 11:02am
MikeofdecrepitudE said[orig][quote]
BE MEAN AND INSULT ME.

This is RTTP not http://www.infinite-love-forum.com/


omg.



toggletoggle post by slarchetype of most foul blasphemy at May 3,2010 11:20am
A Night Like This
#1 by Lamar Cole on Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:17 am

I gaze into the night sky.
The moon shines.
The stars wink.
Deeper into my sweetheart's arms I sink.

I inhale the fresh spring air.
And tenderly stroke my sweetheart's hair.
A shooting star streaks across the sky.
Our love takes wings and fly.

Her charms I could never resist.
Two hearts floating in ecstasy on a night like this.
Lamar Cole

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Re: A Night Like This
#2 by jhado on Sun Apr 18, 2010 6:19 pm

Did you get a blow-job?

jhado

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Location: Kettering The marks you have on your bum after sitting on whicker furniture.



toggletoggle post by cobra slarship at May 3,2010 11:21am
from the infinite love forum hahahaha ^^^^^



toggletoggle post by Slag at May 3,2010 12:54pm
I think RTTP'ers should unite and invade that forum. We'll show them what true love is all about.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 3,2010 1:09pm
Surprise secks is love



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 3,2010 1:10pm
Slag said[orig][quote]
We'll show them what true love is all about.


"surprise sex" ftw



toggletoggle post by ARKTOUROS at May 3,2010 1:31pm
DO A SHOE ABOUT IT, RITUAL



toggletoggle post by Billy "Stinky" McDinkelton at May 3,2010 1:32pm
Shoemaker is very respectable Irish name, I'd sing "sweet caroline" and drink to you sir. Cheers lad!



toggletoggle post by reimroc at May 3,2010 2:03pm
MikeofdecrepitudE said[orig][quote]
boxxy said[orig][quote]
you look like a sleeping, junkie. all pasty and shit. very black metal.


You can associate me with heroin addiction but never anything as queer as black metal, faggot.


luuuuuul



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at May 3,2010 2:24pm
Billy%20"Stinky"%20McDinkelton said[orig][quote]
Shoemaker is very respectable Irish name, I'd sing "sweet caroline" and drink to you sir. Cheers lad!


Well, I do have Irish blood in me but my father is German. Always game to share in a few rounds at the pub, Jå!




toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 3,2010 5:14pm
MikeofdecrepitudE said[orig][quote]
BE MEAN AND INSULT ME.

This is RTTP not http://www.infinite-love-forum.com/


SHUT UP DUM FACE I HATE YOU AND YOUR MOTHER STINKS OF ELDERBERRY!



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toggletoggle post by Box O' Knives at May 3,2010 10:08pm
Cool Devourment shirt and Burger King crown, bro.



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at May 3,2010 10:16pm
Legally, I wasn't old enough to drink yet, but there was a keg at this show which had my name on it.

As Merauder's Master Killer goes- I own the CROWN



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at May 3,2010 10:18pm
lol what band did you sing for?



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 3,2010 10:21pm
MikeofdecrepitudE said[orig][quote]
I own the CROWN





toggletoggle post by sixstringcarnage   at May 4,2010 4:49am
MikeofdecrepitudE said[orig][quote]
boxxy said[orig][quote]
you look like a sleeping, junkie. all pasty and shit. very black metal.


You can associate me with heroin addiction but never anything as queer as black metal, faggot.


haha, " ahh yes, the shit"



toggletoggle post by sixstringcarnage   at May 4,2010 4:53am
Mike you SING quite beautifully. Your guttural are like lullsbies as I layth my head to slumber



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh 9/11 at May 4,2010 4:18pm
rich horror called....he wants his ritual back!



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